I didn't see what Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods had in common when they dated. But now I realize they both had the resolve to continue to do what they loved after nearly losing a leg - skiing and driving under the influence.

giggling

Honestly that's what makes sports talk here preferable. If Bluesky stayed the same size as it is now, I still wouldn't leave, because regardless of the amount of people it feels more like a conversation here. A local bar or hangout spot with smart regulars who know you vs. posting into the void.

Remember when The Masters was brought to you with limited commercial interruptions?

We think of Kirk Cousins as a "Get The Bag Hall of Famer" but he is merely a pee wee level player next to Zaslav.

Me watching Jordan Spieth attempt the Bubba shot on 10:

The world didn't end, The Masters started, and they announced a new Cunk series. What a day.

Few things bring me more joy than Bryson Dechambeau hacking around Augusta National like a weekend warrior 15 handicapper.

Scottie Scheffler at Augusta:

I didn't see what Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods had in common when they dated. But now I realize they both had the resolve to continue to do what they loved after nearly losing a leg - skiing and driving under the influence.

The DOJ investigating the NFL is one of the middle dominoes

Emmanuel McNeil-Warren is the same size as a Garchomp. Seems good.

imagine Tracy Morgan saying "it's not what it looks like! Dr. Epstein is my optometrist." If this is your kind of joke, you gotta watch Reggie Dinkins

Congrats to Paul DePodesta for reaching 6 wins for the first time since 2023

I've decided to consider my phone breaking today a Masters tribute

Harold Fannin dynasty rosterers:

When your phone dies the day after you said aloud you didn't want a new model since they took away headphone jacks:

all the things i really like about the brandon sanderson i've read could plausibly be weird mormon ideology or just funny worldbuilding choices. mainly i mean the stuff like "the men sat around to the table and ate a fiery broth. the women in turn ate lady foods of chilled melon"

Dave Canales did not sit next to Kevin Stefanski in the league coaches photo despite both now coaching in the NFC South, it makes you think

In hindsight, the Charlotte Hornets becoming good was the first sign the world was ending.

UNC is going to pay Michael Malone $50 million, huh? Roy Williams was scheduled to make $775,000 in base salary for the 2026-27 season if he hadn't retired.

Let's see how much of a timeless genius Sean McVay is when he finds himself in a Chrono Trigger-scenario where he has to teach primitive humans RPO concepts to face off against a squad of Reptites

Gf showing my cute animal videos to try to calm me down and I keep saying that’s a bad guy in Redwall that’s a bad guy in Redwall

Thanks a lot Roger Goodell

Tired: Yordan Alvarez is secretly 40 years old Wired: Scottie Scheffler is secretly 40 years old

The Dolphins with De'Von Achane skipping voluntary workouts:

Me contemplating the end of the world:

Why use a 6th offensive lineman when you can use a 3rd tight end who might could catch a pass in a pinch?

Every day of the Trump presidency on Bluesky is Bo Burnham following the woman's tribute to her mother on the 10th anniversary of her death with "a goat cheese salad" in White Woman's Instagram youtu.be/xHotXbGZiFY?...

If Trump were a real golf fan, he would never end the world on Masters week

Tough look for Trump to threaten to end the world and still trail college basketball and CM Punk on Bluesky Trending, but them's the breaks on the official app of sports

It is not a coincidence that the coach who stood next to Mike McCarthy to look better in the league coaches photo wants to draft the one quarterback that would make Bryce Young look like an NFL-sized quarterback standing next to him

Has anyone checked if Bubba Chandler needs glasses?

At this very minute, a team could be debating if they should trade for Dexter Lawrence or draft Ty Simpson. The NFL is just the funniest.

seahawks won a superbowl with 4 edges that defend the run better than they rush the passer

Noted Dome Golfer Rory McIlroy wouldn't have had to wait 14 years to win a green jacket if @dennycarter.bsky.social had his way

Assuming Nikola Jokic has a 15-year-old son about to enter the college recruiting machine, I love the Michael Malone hire for my alma mater Tar Heels

Shout out Reggie Dinkins

spoiler alert

Pure swag

My ongoing baseball hot take is that analytics guys are fundamentally right, but the brand of baseball that creates is less kinetic and more boring. I don't know if there's any way to fix it. The opportunity is we can learn from that when deciding whether to algorithmize our lives

I really felt my age making my annual watch of teamcatlab's Masters hype video and noting that Rory, Bubba, and DJ are the only featured players in the field this year. (Do not watch this at work unless you work somewhere rad.) youtu.be/pTgiDXu9jDo?...

Jayden Daniels should announce he's filed to trademark the nickname "The Big Unit"

I follow sports more than politics, and I've still seen 2 leaked conversations from athletes in Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson believing Trump could bail them out of major legal problems. It makes you wonder how many extralegal favors Trump is handing out in the world at large.