Nathaniel Hackett, presumably:

This is my headcanon for why Domantas Sabonis and Zach LaVine needed season-ending surgeries on the same day as each other:

I say trade him to the Steelers

Doug Gottlieb can give an epic post-game rant, someone should give him a radio show

CATASTROPHIC MOG ALLIANCE

Malik Willis has been ridiculously accurate the last 2 years with the Packers as @fieldyates.bsky.social asserted. His 78.2% on-target pass percentage in that time would have ranked 5th best among regular QBs in 2025. 2022-23: 67.9% (TEN) 2024-25: 78.2% (GB) Source: @sportsinfosolutions.com

The Vikings reportedly removed middle-of-the-field concepts from J.J. McCarthy's reads in 2025, and he still had a higher middle-of-the-field pass percentage than Jalen Hurts

Stop with the teasing and just fist-fight your brother already, Mike LaFleur

Someone working on the new Bills stadium:

When I saw "Mingo commits to Tar Heels", I just assumed Jonathan Mingo regained his college eligibility

Robert Woods for the uninitiated: (But like if you taught Squirtle Ice Beam so it could cover its grass weakness)

Breaking news: Running backs don't matter again

BRUTAL frame Mog incident

Every mediocre quarterback after Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl:

I understand that playing Travis Hunter primarily at CB makes sense with the current strengths and weaknesses of their roster, but I still kind of hate it. Hunter was a high outlier in forced missed tackle rate in his rookie season. The Jaguars could be giving up Garrett Wilson or Stefon Diggs.

dammit

David Boreanaz has starred in hit shows on The WB, FOX, and CBS and could add NBC to the list with The Rockford Files reboot. He'll still need ABC, but is there a TV actor version of an EGOT?

Drake Maye is 6 days younger than Trinidad Chambliss

I love that in 2026 it's weird to drive your guest somewhere and normal to have a stranger do it

The Bills hiring John Fox as a senior assistant coach:

Every mediocre quarterback after Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl:

The Dynasty Fantasy Football Pack. This will be updated constantly. If you know someone who should be on here (yourself included), let me know. go.bsky.app/FabMRvE

Did Konami finally realize that all millennials ever wanted from a next-gen console Castlevania game was Symphony of the Night with more rooms? youtu.be/ltJkLoAoJw8?...

Drake Maye is 6 days younger than Trinidad Chambliss

Nick Castellanos:

Me after learning that Caleb Wilson broke his hand and may miss the rest of the season:

Mike McCoy will hopefully not be the Raiders assistant in charge of deciding when to go for and when to punt on 4th downs

Hard to believe Trent Dilfer couldn't keep that Frisman Jackson magic rolling

This is WILD. My man Ernest Jones is a brilliant ballplayer and a dawg but how embarrassing is this for Josh McDaniels and Maye. This is high school shit. Tipping plays and then sitting in the mess you made with no can call when you hear Jones yelling "IT'S A RUN" is uh

Imagine time-traveling to last April to tell a Browns fan that they would have the 2nd best draft class, Shedeur Sanders would make the Pro Bowl, and that the latter had almost nothing to do with the former

As with so many, this research piece on offenses buying time with chip blocks is a Trojan horse "Myles Garrett is incredible" piece

The Jets and Dolphins:

America loves a humiliating Duke loss

And like Drake Maye, John Elway never recovered

Lamar Jackson's second-worst Roman experience

Michael Penix saw the 7th biggest increase in his passing efficiency from using play action in 2025 but used it at the 9th lowest rate (17.8%). If Penix is dragging his heels, Tommy Rees is smart to start his campaign for more under-center snaps now. Source: @aaronschatz.com and @ftnfantasy.com

There has never been a better time to sing Kevin Patullo in the Jason Derulo cadence

The Patriots had the 6th worst passing performance in a Super Bowl since 2000. The Seahawks had the 5th best defense of any team since 2000. Why does it feel like Drake Maye is getting so much blame and the Seahawks defense is getting so little credit? Table source: @aaronschatz.com

AJ Barner and Ernest Jones are fighting @miketanier.bsky.social's allegations that the 2025 Seahawks are the 1985 Bears if they were boring

Mack Brown's plan for the Seahawks offense is to recruit as many 5-stars as possible

The sentence @dennycarter.bsky.social highlighted is actually my source of frustration with the article. Broadly, completion percentages decrease as air yards increase. So is the spike in chip-blocker catch rate because chipping tricks the defense or because chippers run shallower routes? (1/3)

As with so many, this research piece on offenses buying time with chip blocks is a Trojan horse "Myles Garrett is incredible" piece

He's the only one.

John Harbaugh has assembled a new Giants coaching staff worthy of Bill Belichick at North Carolina

AJ Barner should call Cooper Kupp "Peter Pan" then since Kupp is 10 years older than he is but still playing a kids game

Darrell Bevell landing even an interim head coaching job over a deserving black candidate in Ejiro Evero would be classic NFL

It's really funny when you're from another part of America and are visiting Minnesota or Wisconsin and all of their jokes are about how much Iowa sucks