I'll be an excuse-monger in one respect @miketanier.bsky.social because I noticed you did not use the word 'drop' in your Trevor Lawrence criticism. He's suffered 27 drops this season, 5 more than any other quarterback and more than all but 2 quarterbacks from all of 2024 per @ftnfantasy.com. (1/2)

And here I assumed they were chanting MVP for Tez Johnson

Charlottean Steve Wilks respecting Charlottean Drake Maye:

Didn't Scott Van Pelt used to joke about Al Michaels doing reads for House of Buggin' like 30 years ago?

Brian Daboll listening to Al Michaels say that Drake Maye thought the Giants might draft him last year:

Drake Maye hit Mack Hollins in the hands with pressure in his face, but Brandon Stephens punched it out:

Justin Fields was dead to rights in the backfield on that 3rd-and-2, and he broke 2 tackles and got a first down anyway

Al Michaels confusing D'Ernest Johnson with TreVeyon Henderson when Johnson has dreadlocks hanging below his helmet

Watching the Patriots

More evidence Draye Maye is Josh Allen 2.0: This pass to Stefon Diggs from within a yard of the right sideline:

Drake Maye climbing the pocket, throwing off-platform, and hitting Stefon Diggs in stride:

Justin Fields has just 1 turnover-worthy throw on 187 pass attempts this season (derogatory)

The NFL should change the catch rule until that Stefon Diggs drop counts as a catch

A couple of cool alternate angles of the Drake Maye deep pass attempt to Stefon Diggs late in the 2nd quarter:

Waiting for the inconsistent fast guy to finally develop those receiver skills

Justin Fields dropped it in the bucket on that AD Mitchell target. I don't understand why Fields never throws deep anymore.

TreVeyon Henderson (5) has more rushing touchdowns than Ashton Jeanty (4) this season

Tom Brady clearly sold out for that Ninja air fryer commercial. We all see the nightshades aka potatoes in there.

Rhamondre Stevenson getting ready to knock everyone that starts TreVeyon Henderson in Week 15 out of the fantasy playoffs:

Jarvis Brownlee suplexing Stefon Diggs:

Quinnen Williams and Sauce Gardner Ewing theory?

Drake Maye looks more like Tom Brady every time I watch him

Forget the uniforms, I want that Patriots beanie

My Thursday Night Football preview: The Patriots have a top 5 run defense by EPA, and Justin Fields has 14 deep pass attempts all season. Maybe watch Netflix instead.

My updated shadow benching power rankings: 1. Kyler Murray 2. J.J. McCarthy 3. Brock Purdy

My Thursday Night Football preview: The Patriots have a top 5 run defense by EPA, and Justin Fields has 14 deep pass attempts all season. Maybe watch Netflix instead.

A good reminder from Panthers Wire that It's important to pace yourselves, Coke-heads

Bryce Young is Patrick Mahomes 2.0 confirmed haha

Every other team in football copying Sean McVay with 13 personnel with their own no-name tight ends in 2026 but not having Puka Nacua or Davante Adams to be the lone wideout:

J.J. McCarthy's on-target rate looks even bleaker based on @sportsinfosolutions.com charting

If you needed a reminder of how insane NFL athletes are, the Jaguars just released Khalen Saunders, a 324-lbs. lineman in his 20s who can do backflips

Silver lining, this headline reminded me to click the button to get my $20 YouTube TV credit

The Bills should trade Keon Coleman for the Chiefs' Xavier Worthy because (1) the Bills need speed, (2) the Chiefs have a surplus of speed after resuscitating Tyquan Thorton, and (3) we need some content fodder for the dog days of the NFL regular season

I think I could have guessed every receiver in the top 12 in total uncatchable targets except the one with the most, Emeka Egbuka. Scary to think he could be even more productive in 2026 with a bit of target quality regression.

As a compromise, the NFLPA should change their team report card grading scale to the one they use in kindergarten with satisfactory, needs improvement, unsatisfactory, etc. to evaluate how proficient 6-year-olds are with scissors and stuff

3 of the 10 wide receivers with the highest catchable target rates play for the Patriots per @ftnfantasy.com

It's been an eventful week for wide receivers named (St.) Brown

When you accidentally type "Borck Purdy":

Jahmyr Gibbs is on pace to score the most touchdowns before the age of 24 in NFL history despite David Montgomery scoring 30 touchdowns in his same backfield since Gibbs entered the league in 2023

Florio must have realized the Panthers are on Monday Night Football in Week 12

Arthur Smith is going to be so mad when Michael Lewis writes Moneyball 2 about Sean McVay using 13 personnel with the Rams

Giants fans:

Michael Penix's career off target throw rates when targeting open receivers per @ftnfantasy.com charting: At home: 5 / 59 = 8.5% On road: 23 / 90 = 25.6% After another 3 such misses in Germany in Week 10, Penix has missed open receivers 3x as often on the road as he has at home in his career.

Listening to @miketanier.bsky.social's bus odyssey like:

TreVeyon Henderson fantasy rosterers:

Dan Campbell would much rather ban the forward pass than the tush push

It's crazy that this Derek Anderson quote from a @robertmays.bsky.social story about a Bills offensive coordinator needing to move from the sideline to the booth to better control his emotions during games is about Brian Daboll not Ken Dorsey