every time I see this cover I hear "I had forgotten about Bisexuality"

You can take Rivers off the AFC South chapter, but you can’t stop him from referencing David Culley or 24-0.

One thing about this Mets team is they’re really built to play in a dystopian smog caused by climate change.

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

It seems like nearly every business these days is far more interested in some mix of gambling and ephemeral concepts over like, producing a product for human beings there’s so much more money in ~vibes~ than there is in supplying customers with things they want

Finally freed from all offseason writing, I wrote about the cognitive dissonance of a Super Bowl-favored (per @ftnfantasy.com 's numbers) Texans football team. man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/a-super-bowl...

"The only time they ever had a sizable lead in a Divisional Round game was" The same day we had our baby shower for the first kid. A day that will FOREVER be seared in my skull and the reason I have a blood feud with Bill O'Brien

Finally freed from all offseason writing, I wrote about the cognitive dissonance of a Super Bowl-favored (per @ftnfantasy.com 's numbers) Texans football team. man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/a-super-bowl...

He knew.

bitch I can’t fucking go piss in five states because of you, I don’t want to hear about encroachments on personal life

Here me out: we let the All-Star squads beat the piss out of the Savannah Bananas.

An incredible euphemism here for “the government is doing illegal discrimination”

taco bell only gives you diarrhea if it can sense you are not pure of heart

Here's our Patriots fantasy preview -- I quite like Drake Maye and A.J. Brown this year. I'm not sure what to make of the backfield yet. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...

Larry knows ball.

These statements getting lazier over time is the predictable result of them not facing consequences for their previous murders. Why would they make up some convoluted reasoning to explain themselves? They don't have to

when a newly hired CFB coach is asked what went wrong at his last job and can’t think of what to say:

this is where your money goes when you buy harry potter stuff. rowling isn’t shy about it. amnesty wrote an even-handed report that laid out what anti-rights groups do; rowling uses her billions & clout to suppress it. when you give rowling money; she spends it on stealing people’s human rights.

Happy 5th anniversary to my favorite-ever, most relatable professional baseball quote: “if you always feel miserable, it offers a sort of consistency.” @jrfegan.soxmachine.com

Whatever actually happened in Maine, this much is clear Immigrants aggressively chased by goons in unmarked vehicles know instinctively that if they stop a) their family will be broken forever and b) they're headed to a gulag where folks die from neglect So they panic And ICE murders them

Don't freak out until we see the guaranteed money

Me, reading the headline: this makes no sense Me, reading the byline: oh, this makes sense

Summer of Live has arrived. Everyone going Ed Kowalczyk mode.

Democrats feel more comfortable defending a genocidal war criminal who they see as a friend than trans kids who experience harassment, bullying, and trauma routinely as a side effect of their existence under a fascist regime.

Here's the email I sent (transcription in alt text). All I'm going to say is: don't harass mods in the twitch chat. They got blindsided by this too.

Looks like kill the animals won this time around

If you think my Lindsey Graham posts are mean just wait until David Stearns is fired

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

Good morning to the New York Post reporter who's here for the inevitable "Bluesky Liberals Cheer Graham's Death" article that is surely dropping by lunchtime

Physical copies of FTN Almanac 2026 now available: www.amazon.com/Aaron-Schatz...

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

Have you purchased the FTN Football Almanac 2026 online? You can now return to ftnfantasy.com/almanac and re-download a version which fixes a number of typos and the incorrect ranks for red zone/late and close defense.

Welcome, my constituency, those who are sick on the inside. We're chatting

No what you mean to say is it "shocked the conscience" of a management and editing staff who has rolled over for Trump time after time and can't believe they're still getting treated like this

Between Stan & John this is just comedy SVG: "He shot 49% from the line and I'm actually, after watching that free throw, surprised it was that good"

Upper-class white guys LOVE LOVE LOVE to come down and do "Poor working man cosplay" As someone who did grow up dirt poor and still has to punch upward and struggle in everything I do (Hello 475 credit score and all the bills !!) I hate these dudes.They are all over the place and yearn for power

No one doing more consistently unhinged work than the folks who design hotel showers. Containing the water to the shower itself? The lowest priority, have a half wall. The tile? The slipperiest imaginable, and just no regard for those who might have to shave their legs. Bunch of maniacs.

CJ Nitkowski, the Braves announcer who once courted controversy by following/liking the Proud Boys on Twitter, in responding to bench player Eli White's recent paternity leave, stumbles into saying the phrase: "The more Whites [in this world], the better off we're going to be." (via r/baseball)

"And these teams definitely exist," he continued.

Why I left Tinder

Just want to jump in and say: Fuck the Texas government.

Bro what about the 75 billion-with-a-b dollars Congress gave you last summer

Use code SECONDMORTGAGE to save 20% on your bets.

They're calling it the best footnote that was ever written @riversmccown.bsky.social lol

Hey, it's Almanac day! All our hard work goes into this and we're very proud of this year's edition. Lots of surprising projections in here, and tons of useful and interesting stats about last season. You can get the PDF version now and the Amazon print version will be available next week.

Between this and the national guard in Memphis it’s kind of disturbing me (yes I know I’m a member of the media) the degree to which these killings aren’t really breaking thru rn

John Whitmire seems to think that if he keeps his head down nothing bad will happen in Houston, it's just not working at all.