Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.

After spending some time reading the quotes and watching the videos off this: This sounds like a conscious decision to rebrand Callahan as a CEO head coach by a bunch of CEOs who also do not want to get fired.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Sources: C.J. Gardner-Johnson was C.J. Gardner-Johnson. Caserio's tough scene tour continues.

Just wrote about some really elementary football things that make me think Nick Caley has no idea what he's doing. man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/nicked/

They're calling it the smartest public relations campaign of all time

The Cowboys giving up 400 passing yards to a guy who was benched after three games is going to be rattling around in the back of my skull for the next 15 years.

tough time for anthony richardson. whew.

Now do fourth-down decision duties. And all other duties.

I grilled @pablo.show on how he uncovers all of this weird shit www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

Just ONCE I would like the opportunity to bring MY longevity protocols to massage robots

Just wrote about some really elementary football things that make me think Nick Caley has no idea what he's doing. man-free-a-football-newsletter.ghost.io/nicked/

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Aidan Hutchinson wearing the Swiss flag on his helmet should grant him access to the neutral zone

This is Nick Caserio's plan for fixing the offensive line.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lions playing 4D chess. They wanted to start another drive 95 yards out

Mark Andrews going 5/64/1 in 2 1/2 quarters of Week 3 after his 2/7 start following last September is (say it with me) objectively hilarious.

My two-year-old is potty training at school and unfortunately my sports-poisoned brain could only read this as if it were the Sam Darnold Graphic

Well they can't all be Brandon Aubrey.

#TexansLegend Zach Cunningham coming up huge

I'm curious how either of these offenses would do if Nick Caley called plays for them.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Before we all move on from Week 3: This was obviously the right move on paper. You have the three timeouts to work with, you'd rather have the extra time. But the offense is so bad that resigning yourself to needing to get a touchdown still felt wrong in the moment. That's where I'm at with HOU O

The head coach is so bad at his job that the team president is getting booed at halftime. In Week 3.

Kellen Moore has turned Chris Olave into Wan'Dale Robinson.

I love what Russell Wilson is doing out there. The results aren't there yet, admittedly, but the process—sprinting in place for four seconds and then throwing the ball off the goal post at 107mph—is sound. Stay the course. This is for sure going to work.

And the second down play was arguably the most puzzling of the sequence.

Say it louder.

Huh turns out just moonballing it deep isn't as effective when the Cowboys defense isn't on the other side

When they force @rotopat.bsky.social @kyledvo.bsky.social and @dennycarter.bsky.social to answer for the Kenneth Walker takes.

Starting to believe the Cowboys defense might be bad.

Ben Johnson is doing everything he can to avoid dealing with the fact that all he can get from D'Andre Swift is 3-4 yards, we've got Zaccheaus end arounds, Caleb option runs, and DJ Moore taking carries.

Trevor Lawrence completed just 2 of 11 passes over 10 air yards for 62 yards and an interception against the Texans. Houston continues to field a championship-level defense with an offense that throws up all over itself

Pixelated Travis Hunter isn't real, and can't hurt you

Travis Hunter allows 4/48, catches 1/21

If you need someone to get you six yards on third-and-long, Jake Ferguson is there. If you need someone to get you two yards on second-and-10, Jake Ferguson is there. If you want Jake Ferguson to do anything but these two things please do not call on Jake Ferguson.

Brian Schottenheimer somehow has the entire football media captive to saying nice things about him, and while I don't think I fully understand it, I am looking forward to some of the late-season spin on this season.

Maybe I will get that landscaping in the backyard done this fall…

Caserio is going to get some heat for this, but at least he's restocked the line with several other players who are also not good.

Stroud hit in motion, ball pops up and is picked, the Texans are 0-3.

Boy, uh, maybe look into this.

Spiking that there feels ... dangerous.

Nico Collins tough drop

Texans let Etienne score go-ahead TD.

ME: Surely Brian Thomas Jr. will be normal this week BTJ:

Tyson Campbell/Nico Collins giveth, then taketh away.