Between Stan & John this is just comedy SVG: "He shot 49% from the line and I'm actually, after watching that free throw, surprised it was that good"

Upper-class white guys LOVE LOVE LOVE to come down and do "Poor working man cosplay" As someone who did grow up dirt poor and still has to punch upward and struggle in everything I do (Hello 475 credit score and all the bills !!) I hate these dudes.They are all over the place and yearn for power

No one doing more consistently unhinged work than the folks who design hotel showers. Containing the water to the shower itself? The lowest priority, have a half wall. The tile? The slipperiest imaginable, and just no regard for those who might have to shave their legs. Bunch of maniacs.

CJ Nitkowski, the Braves announcer who once courted controversy by following/liking the Proud Boys on Twitter, in responding to bench player Eli White's recent paternity leave, stumbles into saying the phrase: "The more Whites [in this world], the better off we're going to be." (via r/baseball)

"And these teams definitely exist," he continued.

Why I left Tinder

Just want to jump in and say: Fuck the Texas government.

Bro what about the 75 billion-with-a-b dollars Congress gave you last summer

Use code SECONDMORTGAGE to save 20% on your bets.

They're calling it the best footnote that was ever written @riversmccown.bsky.social lol

Hey, it's Almanac day! All our hard work goes into this and we're very proud of this year's edition. Lots of surprising projections in here, and tons of useful and interesting stats about last season. You can get the PDF version now and the Amazon print version will be available next week.

Between this and the national guard in Memphis it’s kind of disturbing me (yes I know I’m a member of the media) the degree to which these killings aren’t really breaking thru rn

John Whitmire seems to think that if he keeps his head down nothing bad will happen in Houston, it's just not working at all.

this lineup could be pretty sick if pete were still around

This woman has been the subject of three NYT pieces in 2025-26

"She responded by telling him not to do so, but he came over quickly" so she said no and he ignored the lack of consent. Yeah this has nothing to do with journalistic ethics and everything to do with yet another man not understanding or caring about consent and being loud about it

mitch mcconnell is 3 for 4 with two doubles and a single and 4 RBIs in this mets/royals game

When he gets to mentioning Darrin Fletcher, someone will score.

i don't care who you are, getting dragged on bluesky and then running to twitter to post about it is bitchmade behavior

/rolling my eyes and stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer "Sorry I said the lying sexual assault troop shithead was 'the final and long overdue reckoning for Smoothgroin Liberalism' on X dot com."

This year's FTN Football Almanac sample chapter is now available for download on the bottom of the FTN Almanac page. It is the Indianapolis Colts by @brykno.bsky.social. The Almanac itself will be out very soon! ftnfantasy.com/almanac

New at @ftnfantasy.com: @brykno.bsky.social previews FTN Almanac with some stats on TE and RB split out wide or in the slot. Maybe don't do this with Saquon Barkley so much? ftnfantasy.com/nfl/2025-slo...

the high-profile people who supported platner ignored the nazi tattoo, so a bunch of women came forward to report sketchy behavior, which they also ignored, until this woman had to come forward and tell her full story. i hope they do some reflecting on how and why they put her in that position

toughest part is with a win pochettino would’ve had enough xp to unlock a new shirt

Belgium didn’t even wait for you to make a sick post!

just open misogyny and homophobia. indistinguishable from mainstream conservatism in every way

Killing the children was their goal, not a failure to them

World Cup Trump be like

You're the preeminent print news outlet in America, if not the entire world. So it's crucial that, on a routine basis, you report on the actions and feelings of "some"

Harry Kane's voice being shot really makes this interview hilarious

I hate that this will be my lasting takeaway from that game but also it is all my non-soccer watching brain can remember

oops

<repeatedly, in the middle of one of the best sporting events the world will see all decade> "JAMES CORDEN IS ALSO HERE"

Mexico crosses

It really is targeting, damn

The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.

On this special 4th of July I want to remind everyone that the ambrosial 90's era beverage Fruitopia was around for nine years, thats five years longer than the Confederate States of America.

We should just follow the same rules: if a game isn't commercially available for 36 months, it's abandonware.

N64-ass baseball game

In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you.

This Independence Day let's, for the first time in a quarter of a century, stop humping the military. bsky.app/profile/gove...