As one of the resident experts in comic strips from 1980-1995, I regret to inform you that Dilbert was an amazing strip at its peak. Inventive, constantly playing with the world it created, nihilistic in the best sense for a comic. The money (or something) pickled his brain, but that strip was legit

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"I bet Aaron Rodgers is so upset right now because he lost and got tackled a lot" is honestly something that someone who's jealous about how much Raw Water he's about to consume would say. In a week his paramecium levels are going to be triple yours. A week later, triple that. Deal with it.

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This Texans defense is feral

Well that was supremely satisfying to watch

Oh my stars and garters a chunk play

texting the guy on tv to build a hangar for my 737

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

This playoff game feels like a Thursday night game in early October

Well that was the dumbest decision I’ll see all day

I could watch the Texans defense chase Aaron Rodger’s around aaalllll day

IR Realists saying farewell to the Rational Actor Assumption

You can say Merry Protein again

What can history teach us about what happens when a populist strongman with an idiosyncratic taste for low interest rates undermines central bank independence?

The football has been very good this weekend. The results have been very bad.

Eagles offense with a 35th percentile performance, based on EPA/drive. That's with 10 of 11 starters available on the NFL's most expensive offense. Going up against a bottom-5 defense. Counted on defense to bail them out all year. In the end, they were who we thought they were.

Not even close

Incredible use of the timeout, ugh

Apt

Kevin Patullo Save Your Job Challenge

If the Eagles lose this game Vic Fangio should get to fistfight Kevin Patullo and Nick Sirianni

Please at least get into field goal range

AND WITH GOOD CAUSE

Pathetic possession

*extremely dads voice* gotta get a touchdown here

Eagles are gonna beat he Eagles at this rate

Love the call to go for it regardless the outcome

Ugh, that sucks

Gotta just let them score if you're Jacksonville

....how?

....how is he that open

More like the Buffalo tertiary

These have been some pretty good fottball games this weekend The Eagles game may kill me

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

If Utley and Félix make it in the same year, I may have to figure out a way to get to the ceremony

lmao what a mess

22 seconds is enough for 4 shots at the end zone

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Oh man he had him

🚨🚨wake up the pope 🚨🚨

Oh we’re getting fully dumb

How is that not DPI?!

Someone in the NFL has gotta pair the safety helmet with the capri pants to achieve this look

I have to root for the Packers for Seahawks-related reasons, but my heart wants the Bears

[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure

Messy, sloppy game

oh noooooo