If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Texas A&M professors have to get clearance from a dean if they want to talk about this game on Monday

FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM

My family’s daily mantra: We will use as many glasses, cups, mugs and bottles as humanly possible all day long.

Ugh I feel bad for that kicker

Haha wow! Absolutely horrific!

KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO THE HONEYED LIES OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER

nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something

Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:

I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Man, I can *still* hear the YTMND of this

Every element of this is comedic perfection.

lmao

Uhhhh

Maybe they should have tried the Tush Push

Eagles gonna blow this aren’t they

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes. The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last. The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes. Why? It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

Just chuck it deep to AJ Brown 3 times and call it a half

To understand MAGA natsec thought you must watch Sicario with the sound off

Finally some good news

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.

I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office. If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.

Generational fumble by democrats www.axios.com/2025/11/09/s...

Ruining your baseball career over an extra $5k?!

lol she got his ass and he knows it

See ya in 8 hours, carnitas

i don’t think the main problem with the american church is “too many of them refuse to be scammed by a lady who is obviously lying.”

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

I am an unabashed Gus stan. We need more commentators who love watching the sport and react accordingly. Baseball needs a Gus calling the biggest games of the year instead of John Smoltz espousing the merits of buting for the umpteenth time

teen girl squad has changed over the years

Dude legitimately passed out, and understandably so

God its so insane anakin admits to slaughtering a bunch of kids and it’s just a non factor for padme

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

“Ah, oui, garçon, le coq au vin for ze lady, and for me, I will have les tùrdes, merçi”

applying for jobs again

It's really cool that some of the original sit-inners were present for the unveiling of this memorial. www.oklahoman.com/picture-gall...

y'all seem to really like baseball bsky.social/about/blog/1...

This is wild: Bluesky says at least 3% of all posts made on November 1 -- Game 7 of the World Series -- were about baseball. bsky.social/about/blog/1...

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party