Mariners gonna enter the all star break on an L6

Wow, 415 is early

Mariners bad, should feel bad

I don't think this is the Mariners' year

France up 2-0, it's over

Mariners bad, should feel bad

holy crap what a play by Cal

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

Grahamageddon is nigh

Exciting weather today

Overexposure to Mets baseball can lead one to some really deep, dark introspection

it's a mistake, and downstream from other worse things, that governments are obsessed with selling major sporting events through their economic impact—which is basically fake—rather than their societal value, which is on the one hand immeasurable, but on the other hand also immeasurable.

Yeah ok maybe the M’s need a reliever or two

Please don’t let us down again, Josh

Mariners are putting on one hell of clinic on how not to hit with RISP

THE ACKROOMS

craaaaap

BALL DON'T LIE

Oh this is some grade A 🐴💩

I like Bernie but dude is so bad at identifying/developing the next generation of leaders in his lane

Time for Egypt to Park the Ship

Goodnight the lights America

Alright that's enough soccer for the next 4 years

ffs

Kid made easy Mac in the microwave but forgot to put water in. Now the whole house smells like burnt plastic and all our windows and doors are open on a 95 degree day to get the smoke out.

You telling me a bi bimmed this bap

This Mexican attack is stalling quicker than Santa Ana’s attempts to take Texas

11 minutes jeez

This game is on pure, uncut cocaine

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

No we don’t

The one time I count on the Mets....

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

Twins taking the Yankees to the woodshed, as usual

WE ARE SO BACK

Genuinely difficult to tell what is lightning and what are fireworks

“Salute to America Immediate Evacuation” is an instant classic.

…Michael Wacha?!

Introducing the kids to the classic

Like...this is cool. It's okay to say this is cool.

250 years ago Thomas Jefferson recorded the temperature in Philadelphia a few times throughout the day. The high was 76 at 1 PM.

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

It's very much this

And that’s the ballgame.

FIFA

Ugh incredible save aadly

Baaaaaah shoot