Ok this is a truly great tweet

If my dad vibe coded an app to not pick me up from school I’d sort nursing homes by rating and put him in the worst one

via @oknox.bsky.social at The Bad Place:

Thunder...up?!

Realmuto *and* Turner homering? In the same game?!?!

It's gonna be *really* annoying if Refsnyder is stranded at third now

Every fanbase should get to have The Craig Kimbrel Experience. I hope he makes it to all 30 teams.

Well *that* got out of hand in a hurry

Randy Arozarena is gonna make some serious money his next contract

Love how in the most important game of the season for the Mariners so far they’re opting to start their 7th best pitcher in the organization

Huh, Trump has a visit to the hospital tomorrow and then looks like he'll be whisked away to Camp David....

Castellanos getting a hit here after Luzardo gets the first two outs would be back-breaking

Trea Turner might be massively underperforming offensively, but at least his defense is rapidly declining

Yeah I don’t see the Spurs blowing another 13 point first quarter lead

There is *so much lying* involved in being a parent

Mariners have played like absolute butt, yet if they sweep the A's they're in first place in the ALW

Reminder that the Mariners have the lowest batting average with RISP in the majors. It's why it always seems like the other team executes while the M's do not

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

Mariners are nigh unwatchable right now

Mariners can't do the basic things even competently right now

Solid AB by Garcia there

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Thunder are a Wemby circus 3 from being up 3-0

SPURS BLEW A 15-0 LEAD

Reminder that during the regular season, the Thunder and Spurs drew fouls at almost the same rate

I think I trust Ferrer a *lot* more than Brash

Well, onto game 4

Apologies to the older folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 5 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something.

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

NOT A DAMN THING, MIKE 😤

How is anyone going to survive 5 more games of this

A really, really troubling and dangerous mistake

Very thankful to be done playing the White Sox. Scrappy team.

Well nice of the Mariners to let us focus on other things for the rest of the day

Nola’s allergy to shutdown innings continues apace

Just pathetic all around. Well not you Bryce, you were great

Well that was predictable

What are we doing here, Dan