I would never “muff the punt.”

Boy the AFC STINKS

President Snopes

He’s going to wear a Fan Man suit and fly into the stadium.

Had a dream last night that Andre the Giant was part of my wife’s extended family and we were at a wedding together.

Filets flared up and I was too close to the grill

Another big “Thank You” to the millions of Americans who foisted this ghastly visage into every waking moment of our already short lives. Thank you!!!

They should name it after Muriel Bowser in that case

Looking over the receipt from a recent hotel stay in Philly and got charged 65 dollars for an “urban experience fee.” 65 dollars to walk around Walnut Street.

Hey any good movies about being destroyed by the very monster you created come out recently?

Bake Off final. Let’s see what this asshole is wearing tonight

Found 17 dollars in a winter jacket

Looking back on it this probably wasn’t the most thoughtful gift for my wife

Watching the Raiders pisses me off and I don’t even care about them.

Even the UAE was like “This guy is simply too much please come get him”

lol

This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts

This is what “linking and building” is all about. Let’s cook.

AMERICA HAS SPOKEN AND AMERICA HATES “TRUMP”

The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.

I’m watching this in an urgent care waiting room because my entire family has symptoms of severe carbon monoxide poisoning and nodding along to everything they say

Schefter get on Bluesky bitch

Yep!

Paid 300 dollars for a best wishes in retirement video for my uncle and this is all it said??

Nope!

Coffee’s ready

lol

When it’s a rivalry renewed heavyweight clash of titans who are no strangers to each other and there’s also no love lost between the two >>>>>>

Doesn’t seem like Andy Reid’s head is in this game. Probably heard a rumor about a real big degenerate about to get cut that he can’t wait to sign.

Lotta frauds in this league. Be careful.

Running Sunday errands with no football to worry about

As a guy who grew up on TNT movies I can tell he clearly said “Forget you, you melon farmer.”

The drastic immediate swings of playoff baseball not to mention a game 7 are fucking insane and luckily not my problem at the moment.

This dude stinks and is annoying to boot but so do the rest of the options on the team.

No I don’t. Who cares

Sports happen too late. Put them on tv earlier.

My dog hearing the word “treat” 10,000 times tonight

Get ready to learn “Philadelphia Eagles offensive consultant” brother

The only Julianne Moore drug commercial I recognize

Getting to the end of my unsolicited lecture about Steve Spurrier’s coaching arc to my wife when I spill a bowl of boiling hot queso all over my crotch

Aggressive or careless drivers are fundamentally bad people.

First time stepping foot in a Spirit Halloween tonight. Worst place on earth?

I would simply design a defensive game plan that devours Patrick Mahomes with wave after wave of violent unrelenting pass rushers.

Two bad teams