Jumbo shrimp cocktail Oysters and caviar Brown butter lobster rolls Beef carpaccio with truffles

Waiting your turn to control the Christmas party playlist

People get all kinds of things delivered, including lifesaving medicine. Can we just admit stealing shit off someone’s porch is shitty, anti-social behavior?

Bari Weiss yesterday: Well that should keep THAT story under lock and key for a while! Canadians today:

This assumes sports are necessarily “spoilt” by bad weather.

Announcing this after missing the playoffs for the first time in a decade is pretty good.

In a brief post shared with her 3.7 million Instagram followers, Malala Yousafzai looked back fondly on her travels to Egypt, Greece, Tanzania, and Ireland. She also wore an Eagles T-shirt in one of her photos. Go Birds. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/eagles-...

Players punching NFL fans that wear weird shit to games is fine.

Invite for 8 year old’s birthday party today was silent about whether or not it’s drop off

3 seed low key kind of goated tho…..

Of all the other NFL team owners that also moonlight as a network’s A team color guy I think Tom Brady is the best.

lol holy shit

Champs

Run a normal play and hit the guy and it works. What a miracle.

Now I see why everyone else hates the tush push. It sucks!!

Thank god the other team sucks good lord

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Please put this shithead on the bench

This dude is pissing me the fuck off

I have a complicated relationship with this team because my wife is a fan and I’ve lived here for so long but also I wish MAXIMUM PAIN on these jokers

Highlight of Frankie Luvu’s career

Marcus Mariota time to enter the Torment Dimension

Shipley useless

GO BIRDS

Shopping cart with a napkin in it. Absolutely not.

Laying on the couch watching a great game >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The halftime show is Pluribus wow great call by the FBS.

Oh wow

Being an actual fan of a college football program seems like a fate worse than hell.

Those odious streamer dipshits are obviously bad in their own right but I really do resent how much parenting energy I have to devote to making sure my son is never exposed to their bullshit. Hate them so much for that.

They’re wearing those gangsta Bugs Bunny and Taz shirts

"I think we're still on the air Tim" "... No we're not, are we?" 😭😭😭

Puka

Puka

Sean McVay not going for it on an easy 4th down?

Zooming in on Puka’s celebration after a big catch

Whoa! The Rams and Seahawks are battling it out for the top seed in the NFC

Butter, caramel and cheese popcorn coming together out of the holiday tin

This is the smartest looking picture of him they could find.

?????

Every NFL kicker is using anabolic steroids

Jared Goff is useless

With this 7-yard touchdown pass to Josh Downs, 44yo Philip Rivers becomes the weirdest man ever to throw for a touchdown in a NFL game.

Thank god we don’t have to hear about Gardner Minshew ever again

Pounding garage fridge Heineken ponies at a Christmas party with the Birds cruising

Brandon Graham is putting on an unc clinic. A roadmap for all current and aspiring uncs.