For those that want to write the Kars for Kids band off as a manufactured commercial jingle act, I have heard their upcoming LP and you are going to eat some crow.

*Joey Jeremiah voice* All the way with Anthony Kay!

Wembanyama just announced, “it’s Vic now. Everyone must now call me Vic.” It’s over for the rest of the league.

This is cool seeing Wemby so emotional.

Clean hip toss.

🎵 What you say about his company Is what you say about society Catch the mist, catch the myth Catch the mystery

I am driving to cover the Western parts of the Finals this year! I find out with everyone else on Saturday night whether I'm off to Oklahoma or San Antonio and I need help getting there. Every monthly subscription cruises me another 50 miles. Support independent Finals hoops!

TAKE HIM OUT THIS IS INSANITY

Found out my wife and children have a separate group chat where they just make fun of me

trump's characteristic humility is on full display here as he plays for "new york" while hochul plays for a team named after herself

Can I buy you a drink? "I don't drink." *panics* Oh. Um...well, here's $12.

Absolutely in top 5 of people whose brain the internet most destroyed.

DNC: The centrists asked me to arrange this meeting CENTRISTS: You asked and we agreed DNC: Fair enough. But this fighting is costing votes LEFT: We're willing to move on CENTRISTS: Fine DNC: Good. Put it behind us. Joe Biden, whatever happened there... BOTH: 'WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE'?!?!

I microplane it over a plate of duck fat fries and sell it for $22 at the gastropub

Their new girlfriend is women

Wearing my new AI designed t-shirt reading “I Don’t Get Hungover - I Get Even.”

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

Hey Don can you get me 582 words on the Kennedy Center decision by EOD, thx

It’s only because they are running out of synonyms for “robust”.

*Bret Michaels, alone and desperate for guidance, whispers while staring forlornly out the window* Damnit CC. Pick up that guitar and TALK to me.

Holy shit.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander vs San Antonio this season (including playoffs): -29 (negative +/- in 5 of 10 games) SGA vs everybody else: +863 (negative +/- in only 9 of 72 games) Spurs are basically writing the book on how to guard the 2-time MVP. A defensive masterclass tonight.

HAZEL MAE: Andres, you are from Venezuela, and you have a teammate named Valenzuela. Tell me how special that connection is to you. GIMENEZ: What?

HAHAHAHA CHALLENGE EVERYTHING BALTIMORE!

What an at bat.

*Chris Cornell voice* 🎵Hoff Man! Throw the baseball with your hands Save us! Just not the game that’s Varland’s job 🎵

Cut it off

More like Casual Okamoto.

“Bad news guys, we now only have one of the Cs.”

This is great comedy

If something happens to me, it was foul play. But don't worry about it, it's fine

Bassitt pitching against Jays today. Lock him up, don't let him leave Toronto.

Developing a new personality quirk where someone states an obvious fact and I just say "no, I don't think that's true."

“The call came from the White House: We have to get this done,” the person said.  About three months before the Pentagon announced plans to lend money to Vulcan Elements, Donald Trump Jr.’s venture capital firm took an undisclosed stake in the company. @robert-faturechi.bsky.social

Let’s see how Ozzy from Survivor is handling things.

Magic Jackson.

Donald Trump is sending the Justice Department after a woman he raped.

When Wemby told Spurs PR to fuck off after they told him to cool it on the ICE talk: 'Yeah, PR has tried, but I'm not going to sit here and give some politically correct answer, I think it's crazy that some people might make it seem like or make it sound like the murder of civilians is acceptable'

She put nine hundred dollars On the fifth horse In the sixth race I think its name was

Biyombo and Plumlee would be a good cop show.

If you showed pics of Wemby and Chet to a non-basketball fan 100% would guess Chet was the French guy.

We got a game here.

I trust New Yorkers to boo until he had to leave MSG.

The man could sell water to a well.

Dan Soder’s Andre the Giant is one of my favorite things on earth. Him doing Andre endorsing Kamala Harris but confusing her with the wrestler: “She’s a giant! From Uganda!”

Happy for Knicks fans. May the Finals delight and not scar you.

I know ball.

Down 3-0 and trailing by 20 early. This is a perfect chance for these Cavs to show what they are really made of.

Congrats, James!

Is everyone on the Marlins Canadian?