“There’s a difference between taking risks and being reckless. You’re being reckless. And that’s when things can go wrong” - Me, to my son playing AstroBot

It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.

Matas Buzelis detonates on Jalen Suggs. The replays are glorious.

I can’t stop laughing at this. The base became his shoulders and the trophy became his head.

Review of the Stranger Things finale by someone who hadn’t seen the rest of the show: confusing, hard to follow.

One of the common characteristics of history’s greatest orators is that very few of them do that thing where they have to pause to suck in saliva while they talk.

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

My big prediction for 2026 is that you haven’t heard the last of “6 7”, it’s only going to get bigger.

Sober - Tool

Collin Murray-Boyles rules. #HappyNewYear

God damn right! www.thestar.com/news/canada/...

Yeah. And the wolves blew it.

Guy honked at me today to let me know I’d dropped my glove on the street. But then he tried to sell me Amway.

ME (1993): You should try listening to this rap music. It’s like poetry set to beats. MARSHALL MATHERS: Leave me alone, I’m trying to study. ME: (places my headphones gently on his ears) MARSHALL: Whoa.

One of the best to ever do it

How Darko got his groove back.

This is such a stupid rule!!!

Always forget that the Magic rotation heavily features Nandor the Relentless.

Also the book Rob Reiner wrote about the history of the first movie is an amazing read if you love the movie.

Mo Bomba needs to set the tone by stepping on the court and immediately punching Desmond Bane in the mouth.

A carpenter. Who gave everything he had for the world.

Brigitte Bardot a classic “you gotta read to paragraph 3 of the obit”.

Alexa play Alanis Morissette “You Learn”

we came up with a joke too late to use in strip law but i cant stop thinking about it. its a character named Jay Lennon and he says "Have you imagined this?"

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

Noble loss. Basically a win.

Go for two!

Signature Scottie game.

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

Josh Allen is in on one today.

Welcome the hell back RJ Barrett.

Whole world is basically just build around making this sad sack of shit feel good about himself. It’s really quite a thing.

Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating 'Fuck You' Call

If the Bills win today, they will win the Super Bowl.

These fucking losers.

Corruption so pungent, it wafts right off the page: Lobbyists who do pardon deals “say their going rate is $1 million. Pardon-seekers have offered some lobbyists close to the president success fees of as much as $6 million if they can close the deal.” Gift link www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org

make al michaels call the pop tarts bowl and don't tell him what happens at the end of the game

This Raptors season is getting annoying fast.

Feel the rhythm with your hands Season one co-stars Jon Hamm Landman

Love to be at a party in a large mansion then wander off to explore and find a room with an unusual piece of art only to be startled by the mansion’s owner behind me saying “it’s one of my most interesting pieces”.

Marty Supreme? Is that a movie or some sorta, some sorta, some sorta, some sorta pizza order?

There is still time for him to give the world the greatest Christmas gift of all.

Got our teenager a phone this Christmas. She was basically in tears. Held off as long as we could.