Gourmet Spud
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Freedom is just another word for “the condition of being free”.
"Hey, did you happen to take any notes of that meeting?" Um, no man, I was too caught up, too present in the meeting.
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If you can read this, and are currently an MLB free agent, the Toronto Blue Jays are reportedly "sniffing around you".
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It's okay.
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Alex Kirshner
about 12 hours ago
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
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Calling Dracula “Dra-cool” like a celeb calling him Bob DeNiro.
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jason grinblat
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alexis simpson
about 19 hours ago
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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Patrick Daugherty
about 20 hours ago
Listen, we all make mistakes. The good news is the Packers still have the chance to make this right by re-hiring Mike McCarthy
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The thread o’ tweets
9 months ago
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Good Boy
1 day ago
If you ever listen to the audiobook version of Stephen King's Insomnia narrated by Eli Wallach but you are worried about any audio mixing issues or inappropriate creative choices by the producers don't worry the Fandom wiki on the book has you covered:
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Brandi's Hypothetical Chicken Spot 😾
1 day ago
The Papal strut is killing me
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The thread o’ tweets
12 months ago
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*Diamond Dallas Page voice*
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Peter
3 days ago
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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I love how the messy ol’ lump keeps a list of “distraction news releases” and how he’s reaching the bottom of it.
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bort
3 days ago
donald trump has been found unresponsive next to a bottle of flintstones chewables
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Luke O'Neil
3 days ago
The Newspaper Experts come jumping out every time trying to explain that we all just don't get that this huge package glossy photo 5,000 word profile using up extremely valuable real estate is actually a Carrie-like prank. For some reason.
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The more I think about it, the more “There’s no ‘i’ in ‘Teamocil’/at least not where you think…” is one of the funniest lines ever written.
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I’ll bet he was.
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doug 🔵
3 days ago
hot damn
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Christopher Novak
4 days ago
2021: Shohei wins MVP 2022: Judge wins MVP, Shohei runner-up 2023: Ohtani wins MVP 2024: Judge wins MVP, Ohtani wins MVP 2025: Ohtani wins MVP, Judge wins MVP
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Raptors taking the Cavs (non-sexually) to Pound Town!
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I do like that for every article you see on bad office behaviour there is a perfect accompanying Steve Carrell pic.
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josh (oldfriend99)
4 days ago
My tonsils fell out naturally
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Bobby Silverman
4 days ago
always sit in the back. People will think you're cool
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Patrick Monahan
4 days ago
Tfw Merv
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I would absolutely eat a blue jay.
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ceej
4 days ago
mentioning the president’s many horrific crimes would only make him sad, a position our country’s enemies would take advantage of…
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Linda Holmes
4 days ago
Did not really expect to wake up to “cows are racist” or “cows know what’s up immigration-wise” on the old timeline, let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic,” let alone “cows are right to be xenophobic because they so treasure their current cushy lifestyles.”
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Acyn
5 days ago
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline? Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS POPEHAT
5 days ago
Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the
@nytimes.com
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isla
5 days ago
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
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bort
5 days ago
how aren’t they just run out of town
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Patrick Cosmos
5 days ago
Dear fellow pedophile, Donald Trump is fully aware of my work in my capacity as a pedophile. Regards, A pedophile
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Phil Lewis
5 days ago
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Trump spent hours at his house with one of Epstein’s victims
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Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/us/politics/trump-epstein-emails.html?unlocked_article_code=1.0k8.RZOt.-pI_Klx3G9io&smid=url-share
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Blake Murphy
8 months ago
Bill Kennedy about to announce the result of a review
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“Take the damn L!”
6 days ago
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Weapons was really good and scary and funny. Ignoring the big plotholes, don’t care.
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Jules Suzdaltsev
7 days ago
this is literally never not accurate
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This article is hilarious. "Fans face backlash for booing Trump". And the "backlash" is just six tweets from MAGA accounts. What a media apparatus.
www.foxnews.com/sports/comma...
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Commanders fans face backlash for booing Trump during US military ceremony
Washington Commanders fans caught backlash on social media on Sunday for booing President Donald Trump as he read names of those enlisting in the U.S. military.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/commanders-fans-face-backlash-booing-trump-during-us-military-ceremony
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Doing great.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
7 days ago
I don’t think my heart could stand finding out that Taco Bell and Walmart are just in it for the profit
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ceej
10 days ago
Well, this is timely! New evidence presented ahead of the 50th anniversary of the disaster prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in heavy seas because the captain drove it under the water instead of on top. "I guess he was trying something new," say researchers.
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Staring@TheAbyss
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And he’ll tell you - for a price.
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KL
9 days ago
Have not ever met anyone irl with a last name close to “Orsulak”
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Raptors-76ers game is horrid. Just horrid basketball.
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Branson COMMS OPEN
11 days ago
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
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The chorus of Benson Boone’s Beautiful Things is just the “Hey/Wait/Ive Got a New Complaint” from Heart Shaped Box. I can’t unheard it now.
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Eric Stephen
10 days ago
You get those platinum glove awards sent out yet? Sure did boss, buried late on a Friday night just like you asked What
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