My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it

More terrific news in a week of it (roast in hell, Cheney). Good luck, Tom.

There should be a DraftKings Peace Prize.

Winsor McCay on tariffs

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Heads up—possible Starbucks worker strike happening soon. Don't cross the picket line.

Toxic Crusaders #2 is in shops today! Pick up your copy and let us know what we fucked up the most. 🤢🤮☢️❤️✨ @ahoycomicmags.bsky.social @mattbors.bsky.social

Today's a two-for-one special for comics fans! TOXIC CRUSADERS #2 by @mattbors.bsky.social and @tristanwright.bsky.social *and* DEATH DOG #1 by @bryceingman.bsky.social and @alanrobinsonr.bsky.social are both in stores now! #ExpectMoreCrusaders #ExpectMoreDeathDogs #ExpectMoreComics

The first Superman Sunday newspaper strip was published on November 5, 1939.

New comics section at In These Times with Mattie Lubchansky, Jen Sorensen, Keith Knight, Ruben Bolling and one from me on Cheney. inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...

You can read a five page preview in my newsletter: mattbors.substack.com/p/my-first-p...

Toxic Crusaders #2 is out today. When an alien hedge fund manager crashes the economy, the crew invades his penthouse to mop up. Written by me Art by @tristanwright.bsky.social Colors by Lee Loughridge Letters by Rob Steen

BREAKING: every Republican has died

Socialism isn’t about wanting things “for free.” The power of it as an idea is that we have a fundamental right to live, and that whatever economic system is in use shouldn’t pick winners and losers at BEING ALIVE.

Holy shit. This speech.

Better things are possible. Still.

Urinals in the hotel where the Cuomo election party is happening have video screens that are currently displaying the Cuomo campaign logo.

Mr. Peanut with William S. Burroughs

Schumer always votes using a simple rhyme: Vote for blue, no matter who Unless that blue's too left for you Then you can vote for an independent Just so long as he's a sex offendant

Recently spoke to Jace about my new comic with Alain Mauricet, Thanksgiving. Just in time to order your turkey.

Just heard the news about Dick Cheney…

billionaires have invested in media not because they support journalism but because they want to control it. there is only downside to a free press for people with that level of wealth. journalism is a great equalizer and they don’t want us to be equal.

"Crude, chaotic, and ridiculously good fun." @flickeringmyth.bsky.social "Wonderfully bizarre." @aiptcomics.com "Absolutely drenched in the radioactive spirit of the TROMA universe." FLORIDA GEEK SCENE Are you ready for TOXIC CRUSADERS #2 by @mattbors.bsky.social and @tristanwright.bsky.social?

Death Dog #1 preview. In a near-future America, Wyatt—an innocent 13-year old accused of shoplifting—is pursued by murderous robot police dogs. #comics #comicbooks

"well i hear mamdani is going to turn us full communist and make us worship islam! i read it in the ny post this morning, so it must be true"

Ditko's birthday!

Today is the birthday of artist Steve Ditko (Nov. 2, 1927-June 29, 2018). Cocreator or creator of Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, the Question, Blue Beetle (Ted Kord), Mr. A., Hawk & Dove, the Creeper, Captain Atom, Squirrel Girl, & more.

My first Marvel comic. I was 8 and I thought Doctor Doom was the Sub-Mariner because submarines are made of metal. I loved the story and especially the art.

Well, LA deserves this after a fucking terrible year.

Christ all shit

This off-season is getting shorter and shorter

Vlad is what you call a glove-first player.

Thanksgiving delivers a holiday treat. Don't miss this holiday satire that's a cut above the rest. #comics #comicbooks

I forgot the Composite Superman turned evil because he failed as a high diver.

The one speck of mercy attached to being a Catholic school kid was All Saint's Day, a holy day, the day after Halloween. School was closed. So I could stay up late on Halloween with horror movies and candy. To this day I stay up late on Halloween with horror movies and candy.

Baron Daemon hosted a Saturday night horror movie so popular that they gave the vampire a daily kiddie show (so the kids would go to bed on Saturdays). I went as him one Halloween. As I've said before, I would have taken a bullet for him.

Bari Weiss, indeed

man, clearly not enough people were inoculated against Anti-Life by King Kirby

I have three comics on the stands today. Toxic Avenger Comics #4, Toxie Team Up #5 (with Justice Warriors), and a cover for Sleep #6. One should simply pick up these enjoyable reads at your local comic shop.

If you asked Mike Johnson the time, he wouldn't even look at his wrist. He'd make something up.

Get ready for DEATH DOG #1, a touching tale of a terrifying future from @bryceingman.bsky.social and @alanrobinsonr.bsky.social, out next week! Peek inside the sci-fi comedy about a murderous robot dog who bonds with his teenage target at @kcomicsbeat.bsky.social: www.comicsbeat.com/exclusive-pr...

To prove how much I love you, I’m feeding the ostrich my old SUPERMAN pictures!

Telling my grandchildren about the last time a ballplayer scored

Fox celebrities-are-like-us challenge: Prove to us that Jason Bateman is still at the game

This game is fuckin Ragnarok.

The fifteenth inning is my sweet spot. Fifteen or bust. Let's go fifteen. Fifteen, fifteen.