Sunday afternoon painting session with my son.

You get Steam in most kettles these days

I need to buy a new kettle and I’m worried they’re all gonna have dumb extra tech that I don’t want. I have no need for AI powered SmartBoil(tm) via the cloud.

Happy 40th birthday, Zelda!

Predicting the next Zelda game. #zelda #comics

Happy 40th birthday, Zelda!

I think I could probably have a secondary income if I can convince 10 or so guys that I’m a chatbot. Just replying to them pleasantly with things that sound vaguely true.

One day I’m gonna be an EGOT (Eisner winner, Game Awards winner, Olympic medalist, Teen Choice Award winner).

Every Simpsons character introduced in season 1 and 2. Still got a few to do from the rest of the series.

Instead of charging $20 for a 20 year old GBA game, Nintendo should bake me a cake.

Every Simpsons character introduced in season 1 and 2. Still got a few to do from the rest of the series.

I think if you examine the subtext of my arc you’ll find I’m actually really cool and laid back.

I’m a nice person, I don’t really wish ill will upon people. But I wish a very unpleasant day to the man who invented racism.

I’ve been seeing them everywhere!

Just had a meeting with the internet elder committee. We’re trying to finalise what the 2026 memes will be. Think we’ve narrowed it down to “angry ostrich” and “unimpressed Fonz”, so start thinking of how you’re gonna utilise these templates in all your Facebook comments next year.

h/t @davidbcooper.bsky.social for meme of the year

Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character ever: Rudy, the masseuse! He doesn’t get a line but we love him anyway.

Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character ever: these two men who can transform into cats??? A crazy supernatural twist for this grounded political tale.

Nothing makes me want to listen to a podcast less than an advert for that podcast. I’ve listened to ads for podcasts I already like and enjoy and thought “ugh that sounds terrible.”

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (not because of the film, several people were pointing at laughing at the wet stain on my crotch, even though it was clearly where I had spilled lime soda. They asked why I didn’t have the cup, I’d left it at my seat and ran away before they could check.)

Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character ever: these two men who can transform into cats??? A crazy supernatural twist for this grounded political tale.

No sweat.

Getting mixed up between Seth MacFarlane and Todd McFarlane.

What are your favourite Pancake Day movies and specials? Bonus points for not mentioning any of the Muppets ones.

“In my experience, your coffee machine is not acting weird.”

YESSSS

Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character ever: Thomas Jefferson (statue version)! Not to be confused with Thomas Jefferson (human version).

Not the Momma!

Not the Momma!

Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character ever: Thomas Jefferson (statue version)! Not to be confused with Thomas Jefferson (human version).

I thought so too but it actually kinda makes sense!

The “Die Hard Universe” theory is the interesting idea that all the Die Hard movies take place in one shared universe. I watched a four hour YouTube video explaining it.

Eventually time stomps on the heads of us all.

Been trying to read more this year so here goes.

🎵Wonderswan, What is the secret of your console?🎵

Check yo’self before you Shrek yo’self.

At a play area with my son. Had to leave my signature.

Looking for romantic game about ghosts and death with an autumnal theme this valentines day?? I have the perfect game for you 💕

People love to tell you AI is inevitable but so was Thanos and look what happened to him (drowned in urine.)

I think of my life as a metroidvania where I haven’t found any power ups yet.

I gifted my friend @davidbcooper.bsky.social’s Mount Lushmore and finally got to see the display tonight.

Godspeed, Little Doodle

Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? Only 10 months left! If you need a last minute present idea remember you can always gift someone a membership to my Patreon here: www.dotheartman.com/gift

Godspeed, Little Doodle

Spider-Man was the first web-comic.

“Why are there so many songs about rainbows?” sounds like something your uncle would yell on Facebook while ranting about things being too woke.

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

I had a Game Gear as a kid with about a dozen games for it, and today I’m finding it frustrating that I can’t look up on Wikipedia what 12 games I specifically had.

Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character: this lady asks for advice on how to get her kid to brush their teeth. And I provide it! What a service!!!