Not the point, certainly not today, but where can I get a backpack like that

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We don't have to live like this. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

At some point the content of the rhetoric, regardless of whether it's followed through on or not, has to matter, right? Like, there have to be consequences

Let me say this plainly: Iranian children have as much of a right to live and thrive as American children. Their babies MUST be as precious to me as my 6 niblings and my baby grandnib are IF I want them to have a future. If I want a future for my kin AND humanity, I MUST act like it. So must you.

Enron Vision and Values : 153s

, no one to drive the car

If you like the first two lines of the poem, wait until you read the last three

A nice line of poetry from a William Carlos Williams poem to carry around with you, especially when things seem intractable: Saxifrage is my flower that splits the rocks.

Should I take the president's threat of genocide seriously, the man wonders

My personal belief system is stretched by all this, gotta say

reporting back re: the far side of the moon

The crumb of this dog biscuit is exquisite

A miniature cigarette. A mini-cig, if you will

The cadence of this caption is perfect

Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody

Bluesky shudders under the weight of our whole deal

Mike

i thought joining Special Ops would be fun. but now they're sending me down into a dungeon to fight a mummy

A WEEK OF GARFIELD MARS CORP 1989 FAMICOM

Goya created Pistol Pete from first principles

Today's random KOTH screen

Colombia: La Violencia (1948-58) Italy: Years of Lead (1968-88) America: The Humiliations (2016-??)

Posting this as a job description

If you come over and I show you a whole room decorated as a kind of shrine to my cellular service provider, you have permission to humanely euthanize me

Donald Faison and Zach Braff: get a hobby. Do NOT make a cellular service provider your whole persona. You have much more to offer!

Tottenham Hotspur football

Antipasta magnate "Pepper" Ron Cheney

Singing vespers on a fine Arlen evening

One thing I will say: That's Don Jr.

Paved paradise and put up a LARPing spot

I don’t believe Waffle House teleportation capabilities exist. But they should

The pomegranate seed is the symbol for the number zero. Pomegranate enthusiasts will spend hours in their "red dens," "swallowing zeroes"

Introducing Blossom Sauce from Joey Lawrence Condiments. It has the flavor that'll make you go "whoa"

If this story ends up being some sweeping, gorgeous meditation on the human condition istg

Happy Easter

The Rockies and Nationals proved yesterday that home is where you can just be yourself

Legit curious if Hegseth’s rancid brand of Christianity believes in an earth old enough for a Stone Age

Lance boil? [Y/N]

Reince Priebus

Chef Boyardee married Chef Boyardee wife real

One reason I could never been a world famous closer is that I don't know any exciting songs to walk out to

OK turns out the purifying flame is hot as fuck and hurts

Let's all consider including Merlin in our estate planning

When it happens I'm going to step outside and listen to birdsong