This is an absolutely brutal way to picture Chester

Chester, Nebraska Pop: 222 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester,_Nebraska Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=18754378

This is the rhythm of the night The night Oh yeah I sicced a gibbon on your wife Your wife Oh yeah

I need the iPhone action button to immediately start the Merlin bird id

Well, they survived. Now get that professional football club to a DOCTOR

British person: “Forest of Dean”

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

It's fun to think about how famous West Ham fan Russell Brand might be feeling today

My soccer team survived relegation. I also got a lifer today: a yellow-billed cuckoo

Baby birds in a nest:

We did it. No thanks to you. Or me

Fugitive pigments

COYS

You know what paint color name I like? Geranium Lake Deep. It's basically a three word short story

Genuinely one of my favorite parts of watching sumo is seeing all the incredible silks worn by the gyoji

COYS

From the chapter I think about the most. Insular Tahiti etc.

Who will fashion me a leather coffin

I am not yet pure enough of heart to get the cap off my mother’s 30-year-old tube of cadmium red deep gouache

The "Inhumane Euthanization" episode was a hard watch

Like so

Required by law to share a pic when the big one and the little one share a bed

Gently cleansing the ass of the mind

Hugsburg

Goddamn Detectorists made me cry

I think people on the east and west coasts would enjoy the commercial work of Wichita personal injury lawyer Brad Pistotnik

The boss fight takes place in that part of IKEA where all the flat packed furniture lives

I assume we're all watching the National Memorial Day Concert with Joe Mantagna and Gary #Sinese this Sunday?

Paying an airplane to scrawl SORRY SON I CANT COME TO YOUR WEDDING across the blue summer sky

Is it ulcerative colitis, or do you just love the United States of America?

I'm sorry I can't attend your event. I've come down with a severe case of loving my country too much

Best Destiny 2 lets plays?

Beef, if my memory serves me correctly, beef

wow

Those are some handsome silks, playboy

for Gen Alpha, I have invented a new kind of sword that's also a cellular phone

Theoden: Shields will be splintered! Me [looking at the new shield I just bought with my birthday money, mumbling so the other thanes don’t hear me]: What the fuck

I know many of the top dudes are out and I’m only watching as NHK uploads highlights, but this tourney’s been real good if you ask me

Dharma & Grogu

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

You won't believe what the people on that tilt-a-whirl on the cover of Dave Matthews Band's Under the Table and Dreaming look like today

Brian Stack on The Distraction. Who says no

Everyone's dunking on the chud on the far right for his bellybutton. I am here to tell you that this looks a lot like the herniated bellybutton I had. I had no idea it was a thing! I thought I just got fatter and it popped out! Anyway, if you have this you can get it repaired.

I don't know how so many of you know so many things with such certainty