“Oh hey, how’s your emotional state?” “Pretty good, pretty good. A video of a bear on its hind legs investigating a grill made me choke up”

stop calling him Diarrhea Kennedy

Going Through It 2: The Going-Through-It-ing

I thought I heard the phrase "Yankee Slimer" come from my niece's iPad during a video call, so I looked it up. The top search result was Cam Schlittler

Yankee Slimer

...costomos! Kuhli loach! Angelfish! And finally...

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover Lethal Weapon, Danny Glover Val Kilmer is in The Saint But JK Simmons ain't

Embracing the “Grover of the mind”

Entourage S23E4: Vince visits Ari’s grave. Drama’s bid for the SAG-AFTRA presidency heats up. Turtle starts a Substack

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

Going through it a little today. Low grade emotional ache

ITEM RECEIVED: Chipotle Greatsword

Pandemic? You mean Plandemic. Frying pan? Your mean frying Plan. My estranged son Daniel? You mean my estranged son Planiel.

Entourage S23E4: Vince visits Ari’s grave. Drama’s bid for the SAG-AFTRA presidency heats up. Turtle starts a Substack

Jernathan Foote-Penis

Butlerian hee haw

Dedicated Fryer 🫡

The Beauty and the Beast The Bezique

I’m doing the celebratory tennis fist pump as I emerge from the bathroom. Who knows what went on in there

Haaland Oates

Universal Vs Eric Corley Deposition Of Chris Dibona 2000 07 08 Tape 1 Of 2 : 3430s

Let's go surfin' now Bernadette the surfin' cow Surfin' with a gaggle of geese

“Wait just a gol dang minute here! He’s been dealin’ from the bottom of the deck, Jake! My pappy always said, ‘Never trust a grizzly.’”

Your anatomy is fucked up, Dr. Fate

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

forget the boys of summer, it's

U like what u see

Day 10. The Fansville fire continues to burn unabated

McConnell is plugged into a tech-sarcophagus and communicates through to a handful of courtiers with telepathy

They sold a GameShark-type addition to the Socrates called the “Friend Darryl”

Working on my home run call. How’s this: “That ball is out of bounds in a good way!”

The bursar is terse, but cursing makes her terser

keep cool, keep cool—cucumbers is the word

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels

When I think about the incredible damage inflicted by the Dagger of the Mind

Washed a lot of the crap off me, thank you for asking

Lost His Grippenstein

Bill Watterson

THE ACKROOMS

Unc/Ankh pun

Fibronostalgia

My life on ladders

Some of you

Avid “footy fan” Mitch McConnell has been spotted in the stands of a World Cup soccer match. He is enjoying a hot dog and cheering for his favourite team

There should be a “weird” type Pokémon

Ah, man, that’s bummer news about Wakatakakage. Now to read about “thigh compartment (?) syndrome”

"AI mentorship" is a profoundly malignant phrase