Fucking hell yes

Would I say I "smell great?" At the moment, no! No I would not!

Do you "stan" halloween and the thinning of the veil between worlds?

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

"How do I make a painting?" Well, first you have to decide where the goop goes

Desperately trying to recall how it feels to chew 5 gum

Someone turned off my HUD (heads up display) and I'm flailing around like a doof. Any tips?

Choking on a cog

I’m going to dangerousway I want to fight & die for my groceries

John Malkovich in OFFICER ROADFUCKER

Seen in the photo below, an Asheville bartender prepares a regional delicacy: a shaker of chilled soy sauce

Barbecue??

Nofearatu

I just woke from a dream that featured a Pokémon type called “glee”

This diarrhea is killing me

Passing out t shirts to the basketball team that say PAIN IS TEMPORARY, but PRIDE IS ALSO TEMPORARY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU

Beloved by some motherfuckers and reviled by others

Beano #1701, Feb 22, 1975

One of the best feelings when learning a new skill is the joy of competence

Coward tools

It’s a mutual, joint-stock world, in all meridians.

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

POST FOR NO ONE: Charles Entertainment Greep

A stillsuit that makes gatorade

I'm not interested in listening to a long story. I don't like long stories or Imperial spies.

“Raised the ol’ girl from a cub, I did. … ’Course, we had to get a few things straight between us. She don’t try to follow me into town anymore, and I don’t try and take her food bowl away till she’s done.”

Passing out t shirts to the basketball team that say PAIN IS TEMPORARY, but PRIDE IS ALSO TEMPORARY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU

Birds pass my hovel on the way to elsewhere

Get in your living room ghillie suit I don’t want to see you

To be real/honest for a moment: I am so grateful for autistic folks. The world is infinitely richer for having autistic people in it

Watching sumo highlights before bed

Hey man, are you, uh, are you...you know....touched by the Tylenol?

I don't think I'm autistic but I have spent an inordinate amount of time today worrying about which sketchbook I should buy next

We are on a world-historical heater re: bullshit

Beano #410, May 27, 1950

whole squad enfeebled

Thinking about the Toynbee Tiles

The Human Stinker

Governance by grievance, as the Founders intended

The museum's director, Taco Dibbits

surprising my doctor by revealing my second health bar

“Biffed It: How I Failed to Save America”

Tylenol everywhere I look. This is untenable

They’re baying for blood in the Slack huddle

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The xenomorph smokes a cigarette