THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks
2 months ago
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âOh, my word, Helen! You play, too? ⊠And here I always thought you were just a songbird.â
20 minutes ago
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âHey! Theyâre edible! ⊠This changes everything!â
about 3 hours ago
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âEgad! ⊠Itâs got most of Uncle Jake!â
about 6 hours ago
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âHey! Theyâre lighting their arrows! ... Can they do that?â
about 8 hours ago
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Vera looked around the room. Not another chicken anywhere. And then it struck herâthis was a hay bar.
about 11 hours ago
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Ant games
1 day ago
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âTell me, Margaret. ... Am I a butthead?â
1 day ago
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âCâmon, Sylvia ⊠whereâs your spirit of adventure?â
1 day ago
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âAccording to the map, this should be the placeâbut it sure donât look right to me. ⊠Well, weâre supposed to die around here somewhere.â
1 day ago
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âHey! I got one! I got one!â
1 day ago
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âCrimony! Kevinâs oozing his way up onto the table. ⊠Some slugs have a few drinks and just go nuts!â
2 days ago
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Carl had never had so much fun in his whole life, and he knew, from this moment on, that he would never again be a lone pine tree.
2 days ago
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âGee, whiz ⊠you mean I get a third wish, too?â
2 days ago
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âOh, hey! Fantastic party, Tricksy! Fantastic! ⊠Say, do you mind telling me which way to the yard?â
2 days ago
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âWell, look whoâs here. ⊠Godâs gift to warthogs.â
2 days ago
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âOkay, guys, letâs move in on those three heifers in the corner. ⊠Bob, you take the âTriple R,â Dale, you take the âCircle L,â and Iâll take the âLazy Q.ââ
3 days ago
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âPolly wanna cracker. ... Polly wanna cracker. ... Pretty bird. ... HARRY! DONâT SHOOT! ... Pretty bird.â
3 days ago
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âRaaaaaaaaaaxphooooooooorg!â
3 days ago
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Carl shoves Roger, Roger shoves Carl, and tempers rise.
4 days ago
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Practical jokes of the Paleolithic
4 days ago
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âOkay now, listen up! ⊠First, I want all the car-chasers over here!â
4 days ago
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The termite queen in her egg chamber
4 days ago
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âIrwin, youâre nothing but a spineless, slimy, gelatinous blob. ⊠There, Iâve finally said it.â
4 days ago
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âGet, you rascal! Get! ⊠Heaven knows how he keeps getting in here, Betty, but you better count âem.â
5 days ago
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âWell, shucks! Iâve lost again! Talk about your alien luck!â
6 days ago
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âItâs still hungry ⊠and Iâve been stuffing worms into it all day.â
6 days ago
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If pets wore hats: a study in animal personalities and styles
7 days ago
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8 days ago
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âAnd Iâve only one thing to say about all these complaints Iâve been hearing about ⊠Venison!â
8 days ago
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âOh yeah? More like the three wise guys, Iâd say.â
8 days ago
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âThese little ones are mice. ⊠These over here are hamsters. ⊠Ooh! This must be a gerbil!â
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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9 days ago
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Practical jokes of the wild
9 days ago
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âNeanderthals, Neanderthals! Canât make fire! Canât make spear! Nyah, nyah, nyah!â
9 days ago
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âYou eat your dirt, Billy. You want to grow up as big and slimy as your dad, donât you?â
9 days ago
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âHey! You kids! ⊠Canât you read?â
9 days ago
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âAm I glad you boys came along! ... My horse seems to have come up lame.â
10 days ago
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âWell, when itâs my turn, I just hope I go quietly. ⊠You knowâwithout a lot of running around.â
10 days ago
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Inexplicably, Bobâs porcupine goes flat.
10 days ago
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10 days ago
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âLook. We know how you did itâhow is no longer the question. What we now want to know is why. ⊠Why now, brown cow?â
10 days ago
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âYou know, I used to like this hobby. ... But shoot! Seems like everybodyâs got a rock collection.â
11 days ago
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Anteaters of the future
11 days ago
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11 days ago
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Hit elephants
11 days ago
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12 days ago
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Where the buffalo cruise
12 days ago
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âItâs Bob, all right ... but look at those vacuous eyes, that stupid grin on his faceâheâs been domesticated, I tell you.â
13 days ago
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The morning dew sparkled on Billâs web. The decoys were in place, his fly call was poised, and luck was in the air.
13 days ago
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