THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks
9 months ago
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Back in his college days, Igor was known as the HBOC.
about 14 hours ago
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“Well, once again, here we are.”
about 17 hours ago
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1 day ago
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“Okay, one more time and it’s off to bed for the both of you. …‘Hey, Bob. Think there are any bears in this old cave?’…‘I dunno, Jim. Let’s take a look.’”
1 day ago
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“And here’s the jewel of my collection, purchased for a king’s ransom from a one-eyed man in Istanbul. ... I give you—Zuzu’s petals.”
3 days ago
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“For crying out loud, I was hibernating! … Don’t you guys ever take a pulse?”
3 days ago
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“Egad! It’s those weird possums from across town! … Everyone fake like you’re dead.”
3 days ago
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“I wouldn’t do that, Spunky—I have friends in pie places.”
3 days ago
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In medieval times, a suit of armor often served as a family’s message center.
3 days ago
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Tapeworms visiting a stomach park
4 days ago
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“Okay—those that want to call our new club ‘The Buccaneers’ raise their … Hey! Who’s the wise guy that keeps cracking his knuckles?”
4 days ago
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“I lift, you grab. … Was that concept just a little too complex, Carl?”
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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5 days ago
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“What the? ... Margaret! Margaret! Wake up! ... The bed’s covered with coconuts!”
5 days ago
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Charlie Brown in Indian country
5 days ago
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“It’s no use. I drink and I drink, and I still can’t forget.”
5 days ago
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“You’re gonna be okay, mister, but I can’t say the same for your little buddy over there. … The way I hear it, he’s the one that mouthed off to them gunfighters in the first place.”
5 days ago
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6 days ago
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The Hendersons of the Jungle
6 days ago
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Hannibal’s first attempt
6 days ago
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“He’s using blanks—pass it on.”
6 days ago
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7 days ago
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Knowing how it could change the lives of canines everywhere, the dog scientists struggled diligently to understand the Doorknob Principle.
7 days ago
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Through mostly grunts and exaggerated gestures, two fishermen-gatherers attempt to communicate.
7 days ago
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“That does it, Carl. … You’re through doing the bookings.”
8 days ago
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“You’ve got to watch out for them gopher holes, Roger.”
8 days ago
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“Hold still, Omar. … Now look up. Yep. You’ve got something in your eye, all right. Could be sand.”
9 days ago
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“Don’t ask me how it happened, Stan—just get your abdomen over here and get me unstuck!”
9 days ago
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“Sorry, mister, but this is what we do to cattle rustlers in these parts.”
10 days ago
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“Heeeeeere, yakity yak yak yak! … Come, come, yakity yak yak yak!”
10 days ago
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10 days ago
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“Well, don’t look at me, idiot! … I said we should’ve flown!”
10 days ago
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“Oh Thorg! The new bird feeder is wonderful!”
11 days ago
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“You know, Sid, I really like bananas. … I mean, I know that’s not profound or nothin’. … Heck! We all do. … But for me, I think it goes far beyond that.”
11 days ago
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“There! Quick, Larry! Look! … Was I kidding? … That sucker’s longer than the boat!”
11 days ago
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“Those snakes? Oh, they’re just signing, honey.”
11 days ago
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“Wait just a gol dang minute here! He’s been dealin’ from the bottom of the deck, Jake! My pappy always said, ‘Never trust a grizzly.’”
12 days ago
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“Well, I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve asked you here today. … Ha! I’ve always wanted to say that.”
12 days ago
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How vampires have accidents
12 days ago
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“It’s worse than I first suspected, Mr. Binkley—you don’t even have a funny bone.”
12 days ago
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“Remember, milk, eggs, loaf of bread … and pick up one of those No-Penguin-Strips.”
12 days ago
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“So, Carl—attacked by any giant carrots lately?”
13 days ago
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“Oh, God! Here comes Finchley! … He’s out of the closet, you know—says he kills only for food, not for sport.”
13 days ago
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“You folks like flies? Well, wait till you see the parlor!”
13 days ago
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“Harry! I found this note from Mary Beth! … She’s run off with a spoon!”
13 days ago
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Loch Ness mobsters
14 days ago
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14 days ago
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“Come with us, ma’am—and if I were you, I’d get a good lawyer. No one’s gonna buy that my-husband-was-only-hibernating story.”
14 days ago
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“And when the big moment comes, here’s the nursery Robert and I have fixed up.”
15 days ago
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