THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks
3 months ago
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about 10 hours ago
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âItâs Vinnie, all right. Itâs his nose, his mouth, his fur ⊠but his eyesâthereâs something not quite right about his eyes.â
about 13 hours ago
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âBlast! Caught in another tide pool! ⊠And here comes some damn beachcomber!â
about 16 hours ago
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Unknown to most historians, William Tell had an older and less fortunate son named Warren.
about 18 hours ago
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âWonderful! Just wonderful! ⊠So much for instilling them with a sense of awe.â
about 21 hours ago
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âCrack the whip!â
1 day ago
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âOh, boy, was that an ugly day. ⊠Roy instantly took the bird in to be debeaked, all the way yelling, âTit for tat! Tit for tat!ââ
1 day ago
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1 day ago
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âYes! Yes! Thatâs it! Just a little higher. ⊠Ahhhhhhhhh âŠâ
2 days ago
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2 days ago
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âThat does it, Sid! ⊠You yell âtarantulaâ one more time and youâre gonna be wearinâ this thing!â
2 days ago
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âExcuse me, but the others sent me up here to ask you to please not roll around so much.â
3 days ago
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Beverly Hills of the North Pole
3 days ago
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Iggy knew he was extremely lucky to get a room with a view.
3 days ago
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âI knew it! I just knew it. ... âShave and a Haircutâ was a lousy secret knock.â
3 days ago
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âTake a good, long look at this. ⊠We donât know what it is, but itâs the only part of the buffalo we donât use.â
3 days ago
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âIn the wild, of course, theyâd be natural enemiesâbut they do just fine together if you get âem as pups.â
4 days ago
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âWait a minute, Stan. ⊠These are good hubcaps. If we donât take âem, itâs a cinch some other bears will.â
4 days ago
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Suddenly, the whole world blows up.
4 days ago
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Kangaroo nerds
4 days ago
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Graffiti in hell
4 days ago
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5 days ago
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Centipede parking lots
5 days ago
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March 16, 1942: The night before he leaves the Philippines, General MacArthur works on his farewell address.
5 days ago
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âNow listenâwill you please try to control yourself tonight? ⊠I donât want to see you goading some guy into crashing heads with you.â
6 days ago
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âWell, why donât you come up here and make me turn it down ⊠or do you just talk big, fella?â
6 days ago
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âFor heavenâs sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.â
7 days ago
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âWell, this isnât very promising.â
7 days ago
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8 days ago
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âCâmon, Arlene. Just a few feet in and then we can stand.â
8 days ago
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âA few cattle are going to stray off in the morning, and tomorrow night a stampede is planned around midnight. Look, I gotta get back. ⊠Remember, when we reach Santa Fe, I ainât slaughtered.â
8 days ago
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âShhh! Knock off that crunching noise! ⊠Pass it on!â
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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âHold it! Thereâs a car across the streetâyou sure you werenât followed, Mary?â
9 days ago
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âOh, yeah? ⊠And I suppose you got those suction marks at the meeting, too!â
9 days ago
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âWhat? ⊠You mean no one brought the buns?â
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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More facts of nature: All forest animals, to this very day, remember exactly where they were and what they were doing when they heard that Bambiâs mother had been shot.
10 days ago
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âAnd Iâm not going to tell you againâclean up your room!â
10 days ago
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Early settlers of Beverly Hills
10 days ago
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10 days ago
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The fake McCoys
10 days ago
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âThank God, Sylvia! Weâre alive!â
11 days ago
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11 days ago
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Elephan Gogh
12 days ago
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âAaaaaaaaaaaaa! Earl! ⊠Weâve got a poultrygeist!â
12 days ago
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Later, Edna was forced to sell her Brussels sprout house.
12 days ago
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âHey câmon! Donât put your mouth on it!â
12 days ago
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âAnd donât you flare your nostrils at me, either!â
13 days ago
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âWell, we must face a new reality. No more carefree days of chasing squirrels, running through the park, or howling at the moon. On the other hand, no more âFetch the stick, boy, fetch the stick.ââ
14 days ago
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