THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks
6 months ago
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“Hey, Jim—go out for a short one!”
7 days ago
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Washington crossing the street
7 days ago
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“Well, I just feel like I’m living under a microscope.”
8 days ago
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Innovative concepts in exposing city kids to nature
8 days ago
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Early clock-watchers
8 days ago
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“Oo! Icky icky! … Something just went down that surrrrrrre wasn’t plankton!”
8 days ago
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Long before his show business career, he was known as Mr. Liberace, the wood-shop teacher.
9 days ago
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“Excuse me, but must you smoke that foul thing around here?”
9 days ago
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“Man, this is ugly—sheep and cattle never do mix well.”
9 days ago
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“Well, yes, that is the downside, Fluffy. … Once we kill her, the pampering will end.”
9 days ago
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Professor Glickman, the lab practical joker, deftly places a single drop of hydrochloric acid on the back of Professor Bingham’s neck.
9 days ago
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Mike Wallace interviews the devil.
10 days ago
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Executioner understudies
10 days ago
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“Look. If you’re so self-conscious about it, get yourself a gorilla mask.”
10 days ago
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Another photograph from the Hubble Space Telescope
10 days ago
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“Well, here he comes … Mr. Never-Makes-a-Dud.”
10 days ago
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“Hello, Emily. This is Gladys Murphy up the street. Fine, thanks. … Say, Emily, could you go to your window and describe what’s in my front yard?”
11 days ago
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“New guy, huh? Well, up here, you walk the edge! And the edge is a fickle hellcat. … Love her, but never trust her, for her heart is full of lye!”
11 days ago
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“This is it, Jenkins—indisputable proof that the Ice Age caught these people completely off guard.”
11 days ago
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“Okay, okay, little Ahab. … Which one is it going to be?”
11 days ago
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The Viking longcar was once the scourge of European roadways.
12 days ago
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Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
12 days ago
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Darren’s heart quickened: Once inside the home, and once the demonstration was in full swing, a sale was inevitable.
12 days ago
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“Can I look now?”
12 days ago
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And for the rest of his life, Ernie told his friends that he had talked with God.
12 days ago
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“CANNONBAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!”
13 days ago
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“Holy cow! What’s gotten into our La-Z-Boy?”
13 days ago
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For several hours, confusion reigned.
13 days ago
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You never see it coming.
14 days ago
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“Anytime, Slim.”
14 days ago
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“Bootsy! … Booooooootsy! … We are calling you from the world of the living! … Meowwww! … Are you there, Bootsy? … Give us a sign!”
15 days ago
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“Boy, everyone’s really out wandering the streets tonight. … I tell you, Charles, we’re getting to be real home zombies.”
15 days ago
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And then, just as he predicted, Thag became the spiritual channeler for a two-million-year-old gibbon named Gus.
15 days ago
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“So … you must be the one they call Mr. Long.”
15 days ago
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“Hey! I think I’m getting Orange Crush over here.”
16 days ago
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While his parents beamed, little Tommy Lundquist, future developer, surveyed the view from his newly constructed treehouse.
16 days ago
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“Okay, before you go, let me read this one more time: ‘Burn the houses, eliminate the townsfolk, destroy the crops, plunder their gold!’… You knuckleheads think you can handle all that?”
16 days ago
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“Again? Oh, all right. … One warm, summer evening many years ago, I was basking on a stretch of Interstate 95 not far from here …”
16 days ago
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Protozoan gossip
16 days ago
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Only Bernard, in the front row, had the nerve to laugh at Death.
17 days ago
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Primitive fraternities
17 days ago
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“So! Planning on roaming the neighborhood with some of your buddies today?”
17 days ago
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“Oh my God, Rogers! … Is that? … Is that? … It is! It’s the MUMMY’S PURSE!”
17 days ago
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“Uh-oh—looks like the zipper has stuck on that thing again.”
17 days ago
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“Oh, wonderful! Look at this, Etta—another mouth to feed.”
18 days ago
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Where parakeets come from
18 days ago
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Seymour Frishberg: Accountant of the Wild Frontier
18 days ago
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Testing whether or not rhinos land on their feet.
18 days ago
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18 days ago
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“And I tell ya ... the next trail drive I sign onto, I’m readin’ the fine print!”
19 days ago
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