patrick
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toll free music at 1-844-926-7825
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There should be a camera that floats above your car and sends the live video of you driving your car to a little HUD inside the car to more efficiently meld your own self-image with your car.
about 11 hours ago
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tarmogging and feathermaxxing
about 13 hours ago
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I read the 200,000 books that author wrote with AI and theyāre actually lowkey pretty good? Better than that thing you told me youāve been working on.
about 14 hours ago
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can I assign a button on the computer to play the airdrop sound so it looks like Iām transferring files from my phone while Iām posting
about 14 hours ago
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Quote from a lying Democrat. Iād be surprised if it was any more than 995,000 times.
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about 15 hours ago
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Havenāt gotten much work done because I imagined a guy posting āWe Are Charlie Pirkā and thatās been taking up all the mental bandwidth.
about 15 hours ago
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answerbaiting (asking a question)
about 16 hours ago
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on a loop
youtu.be/HIQbNdjE4oM?...
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Sonny Okosuns Ozzidi - Mother & Child
YouTube video by growingbin
https://youtu.be/HIQbNdjE4oM?si=fswRt4hi-1LhvN4m
about 16 hours ago
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(Guy planning to die as a slave on Mars) Ugh. Guess Iāll die as a slave on the Moon
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about 20 hours ago
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The Onion
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Since Bluesky has finally added Drafts the following drafts in my notes app have been deprecated and are now public domain
1 day ago
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Heard a lady in the pharmacy say, āHot dogs on burger buns - wouldnāt that be funny?ā Yeah it would, lady! Fuck yeah it would!
1 day ago
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Children should be made to reckon with the power and consequences of the endless entertainment of a cell phone before being allowed to own one. Which is why this bill I bring before the legislature today will require all 8-year olds to read Infinite Jest
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Hereās a great price on a tank of helium and a heavy duty plastic bag. Itās not just a surefire way to go ā itās a message to everyone who ever doubted you!
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1 day ago
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thehotstar.net/within_earsh...
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1 day ago
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Letās all be less precious about sending pics of our IDs to shady third party services. Oh no there was a data breach and they made you into an AI. Heās walking around somewhere in Latvia and he looks like you and heās ruining your credit score. Wonderful. He is my son
1 day ago
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Very accurate
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2 days ago
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In the money lab inventing hot soft cash
2 days ago
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Taping a photo of my friendās face to my dog as the precursor to a Ring camera-based prank that goes insanely wrong
2 days ago
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After a half time show that good, I am calling him āPut On A Very Entertaining Super Bowl Half Time Show Bunny.ā And youāre going to see a lot of people calling him this, too.
2 days ago
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Sneak peek of my Doritos commercial that will be airing during the big game.
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2 days ago
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Iām on the Seattle Seahawks diet. I see attle see hawks Seattle see seahawks see seattle sea attle see hawks sea and I eat it
2 days ago
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jonk
2 days ago
Sea hawks tuah. Touch down on that thang
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they got dollars on sale for 65 cents on the prediction markets
3 days ago
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Just got confirmation that Doritos is airing my commercial during the big game.
3 days ago
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Call 1-844-926-7825. Itās toll free and I just put up 30 seconds of new music there
4 days ago
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Actually lowkey funny when so-called āleftistsā on this website mock all AI output as āslopā when slop is literally what working-class pig farmers feed their hogs with. Do you like eating food or not?
4 days ago
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they donāt need to do three hours of stuff for the winter olympics opening ceremonies. They just need to play this song
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[Intro][SNES]Olympic Winter Games - Lillehammer 1994
YouTube video by kad3t
https://youtu.be/G7uG6gotoSQ?si=DnX_CD2R8WW6Rwff
4 days ago
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Theyāre calling it the finest series of words the CBC has ever been responsible for
4 days ago
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DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out youāre a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. Itās a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci. ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):
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Sorry to hear about your crypto man. Just sitting worthless taking up room on your hard drive. You can send it to me if you want, free up some space for old episodes of My Name is Earl
4 days ago
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when you take the first sip of cold Beer on friday night
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4 days ago
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nathan š¦§
4 days ago
look like song it fell down
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Hey man you and me should get an email address together. Nothing weird, just two friends taking on emails as a team
5 days ago
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pretty much all art sucks but Iām so glad it exists and people do it
5 days ago
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The underpaid guys in the Philippines who will be piloting Tesla's humanoid robot servants equipped with mechanical arms featuring windpipe-crushing grip strength as they wander the palaces of the American bourgeoisie have the chance to do the funniest thing.
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5 days ago
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one note parody account devolved into railing abou
5 days ago
unlike you i like the word internecine for the right reasons
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(stepping into the 3d ski jumper body scanner with my shit so boned up my eyes are barely staying open) all these fuckin guys getting injections, disgusting, no love for the game, au naturel or nothing baby
5 days ago
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Every news article now is āRemember Old MacDonald of Farming and E-I-E-I-O Fame? Heās a Pedophileā and youāre still expected to go to work every day so you can pay $60 for a fun-sized Old MacDonaldās Original Corn Sweety Crackler Farm Delightās
5 days ago
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whatās the new internet freeloader meta. countergambling is dead, focus groups arenāt biting, surveys are trash, mobile game botting pays shit. how are we making free money these days folks
6 days ago
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FEDERAL PROSECUTOR: Heh. Yeah Iāve heard that too. Was so successful touring doing standup in the 80s he never needed it. Funny guy. Loves cars
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6 days ago
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One of the Epstein files is a spreadsheet called āList of People Who Arenāt in the Epstein Files,ā which unfortunately means that everyone is in the Epstein files
6 days ago
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The Podcastffin tech that powered the best eternal podcast-playing coffin on the market was acquired by Poffin (the worst quality manufacturing in the eternal podcast-playing coffin space imo). Enshittifreakincation continues!
6 days ago
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Kamala Harris SHOCKS and DISRUPTS with new ANNOUNCEMENT: āElon Musk has hung himself. He has died, from hanging himself.ā
6 days ago
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Vince Gilligan tried to tell us...
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7 days ago
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you have to eat your vegetables (learn to wield marxist theory) before you eat your dessert (get into JFK assassination and gladio and OKC and 9/11 truth stuff) otherwise you get a tummy ache (you go insane in the wrong ways)
over 1 year ago
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itās all coming together
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over 1 year ago
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ice cold Diet Coke in the humidifier šØš
8 days ago
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Iām on the seed oils diet. I see dāoils, and I eat āem up! I also do not tip.
8 days ago
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Wife's Husband
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