can you imagine how eye-searing this court looks on all the boomer parent TVs set to the oversaturated VIVID picture preset

putting BRING HER BACK on the old light recommendation list in spite of its pretty stupid ending and messy pacing

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

every time i come within range of enjoying the Chair Company show Tim's extremely bad acting completely slaps it back to square one.

lmao

grid

Thriller？ #飛んでないねこ #Blueskyねこ部

listening to Liquid Swords and strolling through a cherished childhood memory of listening to the album while sitting on the floor at my friend's house playing Revenge of Shinobi

elected politicians should be forced to return one week's wages to taxpayers every time they answer a question with "i haven't seen that. i haven't heard about that one."

Maybe Mamdani would have talked to him if he had changed out of his bathrobe

we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...

apparently Kojima came out firmly against using AI in creative works in a recent interview, and while I guess it's easy to see that outcome given his close friendship with e.g. del Toro, that is such a breath of fresh air

that The Democrat Shutdown sign Mike Johnson keeps trotting out on his baby's first podium has so much "we demand to be taken seriously" energy

these guys are all behaving and making moves like Wet Father is going to be in the driver's seat forever. uhhhh wouldn't bet on it!

MrBeast unveils first roller coaster at his forthcoming Saudi Arabian theme park

crisp kong......

using the magic of Midjourney AI and the equivalent of 7 football team gatorade kegs of water to generate a pic of James Hurley with a longer forehead

veep was a documentary

US secretary of health blitzes out of the room at the mere remote possibility of some guy being sick near him

god bless the youtube DJ people who record themselves spinning records, a bulwark against the flood of cynical AI nostalgia slop that can't even be bothered to use real music

Games industry forces RTOs (often involving moving cities for a job that may not exist in a few months) because being in office together on zoom is just ~*so heckin valuable*~ but then replaces as many people as they can get away with with chatbots because the human connection doesn’t matter Hmm!

"reckless homeowners" lmfao

posting this map a year after the election you won and a day after you got absolutely slapped around in a more recent election is i believe what the kids call "copium." Enormous "2016 official Democrats twitter account" energy here.

"Did Women Ruin The Workplace?" - A mindful, academic exploration of the topic brought to you by melted Orson Welles and a sentient Frank Henenlotter puppet

is this guy like a lifelong commitment to trying to do to the Will Ferrell impression of Harry Caray. who makes that face all of the time

map of America's "great red cities"

blue? no. matter who!

Pretenders self titled is such a heater

it is time to get back on The Bike now that I have learned my sleeveless Alan Jackson Chattahoochee night t-shirt fits like it was tailored

earnestly embracing the phrase "friend-slop" in your analysis of market trends is so nauseating

"tear gassed due to nearby immigration enforcement" This passive voice stuff can drive you bananas.

remembering that the baby's name in ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES is PUBERT

Folks - let them think this. I’ve spent 25 years doing campaigns - when you think like this after a loss like last night, you are doomed to lose again.

Jira renaming "projects" to "spaces" has finally broken my fragile brain

they pull this shit literally any time there is a big win from someone who is not part of the "better things aren't possible" wing

one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked

Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.

thank god

Time to decide this race for good.

it is pathological how much boomer italian american poseurs ache to be the victims of racism

thinking about this plane explosion and how it's an example of how Democrats don't use all the cynical tools in the toolkit. if this kind of thing happened during an Obama presidency shutdown, there would already be an army of guys on TV talking about The Obama Plane Disaster.

it rocks how afraid these guys are of their imminent slide into irrelevance. good riddance.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

[stevie nicks voice] joe brannnnnndon

its tempting to root against Nintendo any time they're litigious but sometimes you just gotta be like "yeah he had it coming"

Goo Filled Lebron James $4.68 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). ow.ly/x9v950VpjH5 The Goo Filled Lebron goo has become hard over the years. Because of this though you can break his arms with a loud snap and then Lebron heals himself after a few hours. Then you can break his arm again.

GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT NOVOTRADE SOFT 1995 SEGA GAME GEAR

island of death, developer message, oric (1983) 'in the game's code, the message can be found in the .tap dump at 0x687.' tcrf.net/Island_of_De...