I like that Biathlon is a sport where 10 kilometers is a "sprint"

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Based on this new Knocked Loose/Denzel Curry video, it appears they robbed the same Stone Island store that Angel Du$t did.

My last-ever page of comic art for DC Comics; hence, the 'farewell' signature at the bottom left. It was nice while it lasted. PS: I didn't indicate the captions as framed. I deliberately placed them so the first two would just sit as text—in air, in fire—the last two reversed (white-on-black).

Convincing a Brandon Sanderson fan to read Dorohedoro because it has an "interesting magic system"

Forgot about this gag

Reading about how John Carmack ordered a medium dominos pizza every day for 15 years while working at id and could only think of another pizza loving game design savant

I know a few guys who would love for this to be them

Kiwami 3 reviews are so bad that it makes me not want to finally get around to Kiwami 2

Not going to be a problem eurogamer

Rereading in anticipation of season 2 and getting the dark urge again

That (traitor) Tate Mcrae's olympics ad where she said "Lindsey Vonn's big comeback"...bit of a jinx!

They're going to market Crimson Desert exclusively through "HOTTEST GAME EVER. TRY NOT TO CUM" sidebar ads

@thelocal.to worked with the brilliant Toronto artist Michael DeForge to create this data illustration to mark the opening of the Eglinton Crosstown thelocal.to/understandin...

Did not expect this one to end with the "villain" blowing his brains out (not a joke)

what you see after posting a negative "late night with the devil" review on letterboxd

Ollie: oh yes yes you like that don't you Stan, seated in cuck chair: When's it going to be my turn Ollie: Would you be quiet

everyone got the one homie that don't like your posts

Craig "Fuck da voice Actors" Mazin at it again!

Times article has an incredible illustration

"So what did you think of Geese the band?" "What I think of Geese the animal. A lot of annoying noises and shit everywhere"

Was helping an old woman at work, which involved using her phone to activate a gift card, and she had 385 tabs open in safari.

Deleting a tweet with 420,000 views feels so awesome

This is like a line Watterson would use when Calvin did the hard boiled detective character

Oliver Hardy (by played by Stavros): Can you come out tonight Stan? Stan Laurel (Play by Adam): *with vocal fry* Nooo

Mia Goth: Darling wot should we 'ave for dinnah Shia Labeouf: *grunting* Mia Goth: Dear plees stuhop prepping for yor caveman role Shia: *lowering pants and cupping hand* Mia Goth: Oh nawr

Steely Dan I'm the Steely Dan

There is a brand new episode of SFULTRA, the only book podcast that has ever existed. It is about Samuel R. Delany and his book Stars In My Pocket Like Grains Of Sand. It's free to listen to here right now: www.patreon.com/posts/149597... and will appear in the usual podcast places later today.

Had a dream while napping in which I got invited to a "big name" group chat, and then woke up and legitimately felt a little let down. Troubling.

Someone got mad at me for locking replies to the Twitter version of this and said it was because I had found out "sepinwall is Canadian" which he is...not

Sepinwall's O'Hara Ringer article being 90% "she was just like Schitt's Creek towards the end!" is some of the lamest memorializing I have ever seen.

Pretty sad that because of how relatively inaccessible it is now, people have to resort to fucking home alone clips for O'Hara instead of SCTV

Feelin fine

guy who posts "confronting pedophile" videos on youtube: maybe we're not so different after all

5 year plan 2026: hair transplant 2027: scalp tattoo to cover hair transplant rejection scar 2028: learn chinese 2029: chinese hair transplant 2030: MSS operative known only as the "Tall Maple"

Shinji: I'm so fucked up... Me: (drunk at 3pm because I have a problem that will kill me at age 47) Shinji dat was goated

The Snowman cultural awareness is at an all time low

So when he turns to stone does he have the Dungarees on and are they stone too or is he just letting it hang.

Dan has kind of had a Freddie Quell trajectory to his career.

Sega 32x commercials were kind of written like this

Gentle Giant were crazy for this one

It's cute that the most popular comic book omnibus guy on youtube puts on a suit every time he does an announcement video