I think Kimmel should do a séance and get Nancy Reagan on the line to see what she thinks about being deposed as throat goat.

TIER (The online journal of games criticism) just published this conversation with me! www.tier-review.com/a-conversati... it was a lot of fun, deeply thoughtful, and i appreciate the opportunity to have chatted with them. #GameDev #GamesCrit

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

Handmaid's Tale is a largely despicable show that goes nowhere and showcases some truly nightmare politics, but in addition to "Sydney Sweeney is Executed by Drowning in a High School Swimming Pool" it did give me this screenshot, which is SO useful

When you have to have some sort of procedure and a part of your body is described as “grossly normal” it’s pretty offensive. Like fuck you, that’s so rude, my gallbladder is tight as fuck. Don’t talk shit, just look at my viscera and synthesize the results, idiot.

You should read my latest piece where I talk about DUNGEON CRAWLERS...

Every time I remember that the Eldar have gay trademarkable names now I get so mad at GW.

Yeah what student of American history could imagine the world’s richest automotive mogul being a literal Nazi when has that ever happened before

It's funny reading a review and going like "okay yes everything here checks out and sounds like my shit right down to the iffy controls and bad combat" and then being like "...but I have absolutely zero interest in playing this"

I've always been proud to have been briefly handed off to be bounced around by GWAR by my father at a party when I was a child, but even more so this day. Thanks for being a delinquent dad, Dad. 🙏🏽

最近は斜行エレベータを作っています。 装脚戦車小隊を載せても滑らかな良い動きをしてくれてます #lego

In this game, you kill rich people and take their things. also if you buy you support 2 queer moms and our kids, rich people fucking hate that too. violentmedia.itch.io/cyber-explos...

Look, you're injecting babies with too much liquid. We have a generation of babies that are basically water bombs. They fall over and SPLOSH. Baby everywhere

This bitch back here just shifting her weight back and forth thinking about being FILLED.

We interviewed @alienmelon.bsky.social and discussed text games, Interactive Fiction, social media, tech fascism, and lots more.

You should read my latest piece where I talk about DUNGEON CRAWLERS...

TF you are a bad influence...

I’m fine with the Rapture as long as the man from Mars does not eat my cars and guitars and head

𝙈𝙊𝘽𝙄𝙇𝙀 𝙎𝙐𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝘼𝙈𝘼(・ω・)★[riso print]

I restocked some stickers & just listed a few new ones! katieaki.com/store

Katie turned my turn of phrase into this beautiful sticker and if you're a gay country fan, you need this in your life

Hiroo Isono

Pieces like this are why we still go hard in the paint for written articles over video essays.

Dia’s surprising pivot into hopeful consumerism is a recession indicator (for real tho this piece whips even if she’s wrong about the steam deck)

What did you draw today, Tom? Well I drew a Snail with a gun taped to its back, obviously. (Part of the Shadows of Doubt Modifiers update! I got to make lots of weird things for this)

this was due 5 days ago. they've cancelled my sessions for this week unfortunately. please, please help me to continue radiation therapy 🙏🏽 just $1 or $5 helps (it's better than nothing) paypal.me/thelongestroad

We need a version of the Sickos image, but for Blobbers.

🎶Dungeon crawling, Dungeon crawling, Won't you come a dungeon crawling with me.... 🎶 Go read my latest where I almost fall in love with the Nintendo Switch 2 after installing a dozen dungeon crawlers on it... And then I get sad about my Vita. And make demands.

Space Camp is one of the most important American films because it gives us a 23 year old Tate Donovan bullying the shit out of a 12 year old "Leaf" Phoenix to borrow his NASA robot so he can smash Lea Thompson's pussy and then bullying him further when Tom Skerritt & Mrs. Spielberg cock block him.

Congratulations, you just burned up in the atmosphere...

rfk was the tylenol murderer back in the 80s so this tracks

Sorry but I will never be afraid of a group of people where this is what their upper echelon looks like

We are veering continually closer to a run where all we draft is hallways. Just turning Bloop Rinse into the backrooms. That’s okay, we don’t need to figure out some stupid mystery anyway

you should buy my book :)

She just looks like she is constantly in the middle of having sharp poops.

I'm only interested in Silent Hill reviews from committed Siren fans.

Move up and

im dying omg

tfw the test results come back ok

I made @shirokumahi.me do a silly voice and it knocked me on my ass so hard I had to literally cut that bit out of my audio because I just clipped the mic for a solid minute and a half. Also, we make wild unexpected progress. Please enjoy the latest Bloop Rinse! youtu.be/SgBnxHtBr4I

boardwalk nut hut store, wildwood, new jersey, 1978

President Xi, plz.

eating pussy with my eyes open to maintain tactical awareness