"Arms Installation complete - good luck!" Blasting off in Mode 7 skies in Konami's still-impressive Super Nintendo shmup, Axelay! Such a treat for the ears too 🎶

Please submit to this; if I don't get in someone else needs to pick up the slack and make a cursed love game

Name a TV show you're positive nobody remembers but you

Blow your own dick off, Tim. We're pirating ZZT like it's 1991.

Sometimes I remember John Carmack's failed aerospace company and laugh until I almost pee a little.

live your life in such a way that Isaac Choitner never feels the need to reach out to you in order to clarify some of your thoughts or positions.

On the 1991 Beta CD for (Apple) QuickTime, one of the pioneers in home computer digital video playback, there's a series of surreal demonstration video files with someone known only as 'Mac Headguy'.

28 years and the horns on Hooverphonic's "Eden" still hit like nothing else.

Okay this is definitely weird, maidenless, hobbyless billionaire behavior that should be punished... But Sophia Bush is one of the global elite now? The One Tree Hill girl? God, it's worse off in White America than I thought.

They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.

I simply don't want to spread any games because then I'll have to hear bad opinions about them.

“Hello, front desk? I’d like to lodge a complaint… Yes, it’s about the blankets”

As @walshbr.bsky.social writes, Amberspire's soundtrack represents climate catastrophe, not with sirens, but with meditative gentleness: "Death and disaster are at the core of Amberspire, but the game views them with a quiet reverence." www.gamerswithglasses.com/reviews/the-...

Sometimes you go hunting in dungeons for cake vendors for government officials, so you can set up a meetcute with a psychic twink to fight space fascism... Yep, it's time for more Phantasy Star! Come along for Episode 2 of my Let's Play 🥳 youtu.be/MtmiF2n7PNc

this is how they should have done the title card for marty supreme

I like dudes complaining about the companion talking too much in Elliot while also champing at the bit with their dicks out for an Ocarina of Time Remake. What? You nerds think Navi is going to talk LESS? Be real.

Wed night @aaronmfking.bsky.social & Tony sit down w/ @johnharper.bsky.social to talk about the creation & evolution of Blades in the Dark, Rhythm & Rolls, Agon Epithets & One Roll Combat. And explore life & design through the lens of PbtA moves and play! Join us live at YouTube.com/plusoneexp

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE wait why is nothing happening again. WE DISCUSS: Zero Parades, Mina The Hollower, Satisfactory, Motorslice, Big Lebowski (again), NOTHING HAPPENS, Joe Biden Cameo, Can’t Kill This Guy, It Ends, Undertow Parents, Smash First Date, And More! www.audioentropy.com/totallyrepri...

The Wolf Among Us 2's director was the subject of a concerning report on the workplace culture at Deck Nine in 2024.

This week on mechanista: we got @mynameisgrant.bsky.social joining us to discuss the Galient! I get to yap about the Galient's sword inspiring future whip swords from Ivy Soulcalibur to Castlevania and so on! One of Okawara's most unique designs imo, please watch or listen in: youtu.be/lKchHDcEO0U

Of course he was, we are all in a state of extreme emotional disturbance, bro.

This is an Oingo Boingo album cover

The new scripting language for UE6 is called Vers? Guess we're about to see a bunch of AAA games featuring straight acting jocks for same.

maybe more games where edward james olmos can yell at you. selena narrative rhythm game

the greatest show ever made. if you haven’t watched it you owe it to yourself

Oh you mean *this* Zak Garriss? Wild how none of that gets mentioned here... www.ign.com/articles/how...

They should have made a secret Cylon witch hunt game.

You guys come on I cannot fucking do another round of white people are gross. We know. We fucking know. You couldn't stop sleeping with cows & got smallpox for it. The Moors had to take over Spain for you to figure out bathing. We get it. I can't do a week of Katie Miller & Riley Gaines. Shut up.

The demo for There Are No Ghosts at the Grand haunts me.... not in a good way

sound on 🎶

Is it because this administration c/o Elon Musk obliterated USAID because they not only don't understand soft power they're also wantonly cruel?

Governments should launch a ‘billionaires saying stupid fucking shit’ tax and whenever a billionaire says stupid fucking shit they can take a billion dollars off them to fund education and infrastructure so that reporting that just repeats their stupid fucking ideas actually serves a purpose.

Dear Julie from Patreon: You're a thousand times less charming than Julie from Amtrak, and I still hate that bitch.

Every time you compare Elliot to Zelda I have to punch Miyamoto in the stomach. Why won't you let me stop punching Miyamoto in the stomach?

And this is why I am always going off about people needing to stop thinking of Canada as "benign" peacekeeper or an "unwilling" imperialist partner. Former DHS head Kristi Noem has just been hired by BC mining company, NovaRed Mining headquartered in Vancouver. globalnews.ca/news/1190912...

Look, I barely acknowledge UE5 as valid, and you think I'm going to fuck with UE6 games?

I like whenever some gamedev douchebag likens GenAI to "Pandora's Box" because it's like... That means it's LITERALLY bad. It's SO BAD. It is a prime evil that has been unleashed into this world, my guy. You are saying "we need to just accept global misery and death... For a video game."

I spent the last few months talking to over 30 game developers about generative AI. It began as a sort of interview survey but became a pretty comprehensive collection of arguments against the technology altogether. www.gamesradar.com/games/why-so...

Okay now it actually IS your very last chance to do this 👀

AFTER NEARLY THREE LONG YEARS, THE SINGLE BIGGEST CREATIVE PROJECT OF MY LIFE IS FINALLY COMPLETE!! THE NAMCO MUSEUM MUSEUM - EVERY COLLECTION, EVERY GAME, EVERY REGION, EVERY PORT RELEASES FRIDAY 6/26/26 @ NOON PST youtube.com/@MythicResonance

wrote about Bio Force Ape for Retro XP 🦍 and it won’t even cost you 2K monies to read… 🧈

I'm pretty sure we never stopped portraying cars as killing children? Regardless of sidewalks and crosswalks? Pretty sure we've been very strongly reminding people "drive safely and responsibly, or you will kill children." Pretty sure we put people who can't abide by that in jail? 🤷🏽‍♀️

A dungeon crawler in 64x64 pixels (yes, less than a windows icon). A bunch of combat nuns on an island full of dinosaurs and the undead. #pixelart #gamedev

It's guest feature time at @retroxp.bsky.social, and my ex-Paste colleague @mads.haus is here to tell you the good word of unreleased NES action title, Bio Force Ape. The game, the story behind the prototype eventually being unearthed, and its focus on wrestling and impressive character animations.

One of my mom's favorite stories about me is when I came home from preschool and said "MOM! Today I learned I have something that NO ONE can take away from me! MY IMAGINATION!"

Over on Patreon, you can enjoy a video about something that rules even harder and somehow manages to be more awesome still: a look at Blazing Lazers, aka Gunhed www.patreon.com/gamespite/po...

oh, peaking of! more chrono cross this evening, aiming for 19:30 BST at twitch.tv/woodaba ...the hunt for the dragons begins with Nikki's long-awaited rock opera!!!!