i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

Anyways I just think someone should pencil me in for reviewing Wolverine for them like ASAP. Don't all DM me at once guys, but I'm just saying I'd kill it. I'm the best at what I do and what I do isn't very nice (I write sort of mean video game reviews lol)

Did not care for the wolverine trailer and then mystique showed up and i squealed. That's mother. I'm in

I'm sick and all I want to watch is horimiya because it's my comfort show but I've watched it like ten times and I simply must find something else.

As a Mets fan I’m pretty disappointed I didn’t get raptured today…. Please just end it

Compilation of Baby Steps falls with Sully from Uncharted just saying “Nate, No!!!!” over it

I just learned Zoe has never played QWOP and it really stunned me lmao

I’ve been playing Baby Steps, which means Zoe has been playing Baby Steps. I did not write about Baby Steps, but Zoe had a lot of thoughts… Zoe did write about Baby Steps. Enjoy the games criticism debut of @kermitthefrog.bsky.social willarowe.bearblog.dev/baby-steps-r...

Me writing about 1000xRESIST? What’s next, fork found in kitchen?

Fantastic piece that echoes so many of my feelings on the love/hate relationship with the main character that forms the heart of the thing. For my money, Nate is the most compelling game character I've met this year and the voice performance here is quietly phenomenal.

Y’all ever meet a guy who sucks so bad it’s got you questioning the human experience? (he also lost my spinny hat)

Baby Steps would kill Silksong players doing difficulty discourse like Doritos would a Victorian child

I’ve been playing Baby Steps, which means Zoe has been playing Baby Steps. I did not write about Baby Steps, but Zoe had a lot of thoughts… Zoe did write about Baby Steps. Enjoy the games criticism debut of @kermitthefrog.bsky.social willarowe.bearblog.dev/baby-steps-r...

Baby Steps starts as an elaborate shitpost before slowly revealing itself to be a sincere game about male insecurity. A deconstruction of the kind of idealized picture of manhood that video games helped create wrapped in a terrific slapstick comedy. My review. www.polygon.com/baby-steps-r...

Me writing about 1000xRESIST? What’s next, fork found in kitchen?

*taps the sign* bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...

Ok so I still need an ice cold abita root beer

I need an ice cold abita root beer and a cigarette like you would not believe. Surely it would fix me

If life is gonna suck for the forseable future for *numerous reasons* then the least I deserve is a new Drakengard/Nier game.

silent hill f is: socks over ankles, static in your brain, a suspicious nosebleed, the sinking feeling that you r not alone — ur stuck with yourself in its recommended story mode, combat is only as compelling as a rock, but i’m finding itchy satisfaction in this story of death & dolls 🖤 more soon 🌚

Lmao I completely forgot death stranding 2 is a thing that came out this year

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Wouldn't it be fun if someone let me review Dispatch

So fun fact from my wedding, I walked down the aisle to Love Grows from FF8

Not only does everything suck but also New York refuses to have appropriate fall weather so I can’t wear all my cute outfits that make life worth living

I just wish people would stop reading the new york times and writing for the new york times and sharing links to the new york times and subscribing to the new york times and playing games from the new york times and acting like harming trans people isn't a core function of the new york times

Silksong is for the girls raised catholic who now have a contenious relationship with religion but can't shake the ingrained belief they always have to be making up for something they did wrong

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Showed this to my wife (of two weeks lol) and I think she’s already reconsidering everything

The WFMU host who started his block with the Final Fantasy main theme and then proceeded to talk about how much it sucks to be a Mets fan right now is a huge mood. I feel you sir.

imagine if there were trans games journalists and they were looking for consistent work imagine

No? It's not antithetical. You just don't like it???

Anyways guess I’ll play three houses for the millionth time because I simply have no choice now

Nintendo, let me fumble her PLEASE!!! She looks so mean and hot

Can I flirt with the hot ladies in the new fire emblem, Nintendo? Please, PLEASE. This is vital

No, I can't say my ultimate hater take about silksong discourse, the people can't take it

Job hunt not going well, turns out nobody is hiring a "tenet blogger" this is a position I made up where I get paid six figures to talk about tenet everyday

Was the big chop not enough? Why is my brain also saying I should dye my hair a new color?

you should buy your trans friends coffee or something today

Mission accomplished

Bout to go to the barber and ask them to dyke me the fuck up

I was so convinced that Steve Buscemi would turn out to be Edgar Allen Poe in Wednesday S2… LOOK AT HOW THEY STYLED THE MAN

Just set up my new soundbar and immediately put on the opening of tenet to check it…. Maybe I just watch tenet

in the cab to our hotel we immediately got asked if we where Mets or Yankees fans after our driver learned we were from New York

Wife just read me a Frankenstein review that made me so mad. The people do not understand Mary Shelley, open the schools!

Don’t even talk to me unitil I’ve had my wife

RIP Leo Tolstoy you would’ve love Umamusume (I’m reading Anna Katerina and this dude loves horses)