"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

The reality of their being 5400 characters to collect here is that sometimes you just get someone like this

I try to hit this balance with every game I make

The plot for Other M came directly from Nintendo, the one where she talks about "The Baby" the entire game.

Anyway, this misunderstanding is the reason why everyone was so taken aback by Other M. Nintendo and the fans have always had near-opposite impressions of who Samus is as a person, but the different takes only came into conflict once Metroid games started featuring other humans

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

Dang, now if only I made $135,000 more this year, then I'd be keeping pace

Shoving a giant drill up Andrew Wilson's ass until he redistributes his net worth like Sonic to make this number even vaguely possible.

True game dev story: Back around 2010, I was developing Facebook social games (think Farmville type with some twists). Specifically, my studio's second title like this! And I learned something that sticks with me to this day, completely by mistake.

me and the new kids playing Kirby Air Riders

Eurgh. It's not even cutting corners. They just decided to not have artists involved at all and just used whatever they could squeeze out of an image generator. There's a whole set of Generic Ghibli Style ones in there too. This is Call Of Duty, the poster child for budget excess in AAA. So tacky.

So with that said, if you are an out of work professional or trying to break in and AREN'T able to attend as I retain that GDC has, in the words of Josh Sawyer "a real accessibility problem," you can always reach out to me for a portfolio review over email! I do them all the time.

📣 SENIOR(ISH) GAME WRITERS 📣 The folks at GDC have reached out to me about heading up a narrative portfolio review workshop. Are you planning on going to GDC this year and would be down to review some portfolios? HMU!

Tapping the sign again: watch what y'all post please. Even if it's incredibly dumb that the rules around here seem to be that joking is an unspeakable sin, while genuinely advocating for real life violence or excusing it is a-okay

(Aughts Cable Drama Protag): "Seeing how strong our bond was, even after everything, I was sure we would always be -- All Right." (slow camera dolly to wide shot looking over the show's pleasant weekend lake-town with Big City skyscrapers visible on the horizon) -- Whee1M1 needle-drop.

Watching another video of someone playing Kirby Air Riders and saying how they played the first one when they're constantly confused by stars and city events that were from the first one Wild that both there's this amount of stolen valor for this game series, and that I care so much lol

These are the same people who would have brought smallpox blankets and strychnine snacks into Indigenous communities in the height of colonialism. As long as they alone come out on top, it's a viable tool to them. Playing with trans lives is a day ending in Y to them

Ea-nāṣir is the recipient of the world’s oldest complaint letter. He’s reportedly the worst businessman of the 18th century, a mediocre conman whose actions should have him put out of business. Is this fair? Here’s a thread on the most up-to-date research on this captivating figure.

Had to learn how to use the nintendo app to upload these, but here's my first handbuilt ship

Friends,

Grainger Market DLC

i can't believe i never thought to do this before

This current trend of adding "It reflects our vision" to AI disclosures makes me sick "no it's fine that we used the theft machine because it was our creative vision!" get fucked, every single one of you This is for Anno 117 & Arc Raiders

ads often a vector for malware, embedded systems like this usually (out of date) android can't wait for ransomware that locks you out of your food for the month and spoils it if you dont pay up making your family go hungry

So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig

if you tax billionaires and trillionaires you'll generate an absolute shitton of new millionaires

I’ve got AGS. My biggest fear is emergency healthcare. Not a single nurse or doctor I’ve interacted with since I developed AGS has had any idea what it is, and most act like they think it’s imaginary.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

caralho eu to péssimo

time to change all the scripts to "step-mommy" smdh

Demons have taken over the studio. Standby.

話說天下大勢，分久必合，合久必分

this would fix me

If you can't handle me at my unhinged posting behavior you don't deserve me at my industry professional.

{marketing meeting} VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat? GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now… CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…

This is one of my favorite lines I've ever written. It really makes me feel like The Hayseed Knight is an important game, when my confidence wavers. store.steampowered.com/app/1332990/... #thehayseedknight

Hi friends and JRPG people and seal fans and dinosaur people, one of my games is on sale on Steam for 40% off, come celebrate with me!! It's a game with lots of slime and ghosts. The world is distressed. Time is weird. No one's very comfortable. store.steampowered.com/app/1317270/...

my experience trying to get people to read umineko since completing it

Steam Machine whatever, call me when there is an Itch Switch

These companies realize that someone has to make the games……… right?

Bowser the Artist 🎨✨ #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie

always fascinated by idea that i am not being sincere or that my tinglers are a joke or that this is a 'bit'. on one hand i get it because my art is BY DEFINITION unusual, but i just think WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE? what would me being 'fake' even mean? imagine writing 400 books over 10 years for a 'bit'

"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"