Zeldin is a black eyed freak

They’re wearing masks so they can’t be prosecuted later. As long as they think they can’t be prosecuted, their crimes will intensify. They will torture, starve and kill, as they have already, on greater and greater scale. Signed, someone who’s covered the unaccountable War on Terror for 23 years.

jesus christ

So in the month and a half since recovering from Lyme I’ve realized so many people think that shit is herpes forever

Tate reveals a lot here be excoriating what by all accounts is a loving and trusting relationship

In central MD alone, ICE is rapidly contracting: - AI skip tracing - AI face recognition - Cell tower spoofing vehicles - Signal exploitation equipment - 6 months of MREs for detainees - Detainee transport vans - Device cracking & data exploit firms

I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”

vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that

These dudes really just went “hmmm no I think I should be able to leer at women all the time” Every woman in their lives should be posting their dirty laundry

November 9th, 1970. sometime overnight a dead 45 foot long sperm whale washed ashore near Florence, Oregon....

“We *really* wanted to believe every and any possible explanation, and give every benefit of the doubt to the racists but they’re leaving us no pretexts to work with.”

People who normally receive their CalFresh balance on the 9th should now check! 🤞

Spider-Man is better than Stargate.

Alex Thompson should be beaten with socks filled with bars of soap

What happened after cutting child poverty in half? Was there a secondary event?

Looking good sir!

Despite what you think, I can offer you nothing I'm sea sick and strung out and tired of adjusting

I keep saying a bunch of the issues dry up within the next decade because Florida is where boomers and silents went to rot

"with 1 trillion dollars, Elon Musk could-" He doesn't have one trillion dollars. He's not going to have one trillion dollars. The company promising to give him one trillion dollars isn't worth one trillion dollars. It's not going to be worth one trillion dollars.

I gotta wonder what podcast has $1k VIP tickets for meet and greets www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic...

Axios: what if Politico had too high a grade level requirement to understand the words so we made a dumber version

A SUNDAY WITH NANCY & SLUGGO

I wonder if NYT reporters know they’ve now got this hanging over them when they call people. They used to only ever hear it on the right, but now? I have a feeling they’re getting cold shoulders often

On my way to see your girl

Ah cool I was wrong, he was being chickenshit

Apostates

alf on a shelf

This is like saying "we're replacing banks with DraftKings", any journalists treating it seriously and not screaming their heads off about how totally deranged it is should be sent to the gulag

"'How long can the world go on with no new word from God?' And it's this idea of the absent God. Which is not new. We all think about that every second of our day right? If you're like me. Where the fuck is God?" www.welcometohellworld.com/you-have-to-...

I made a post about needing help last night and deleted in embarrassment, but im fuckin broke until I get paid Thursday. venmo.com/u/flip-wizard cash.app/$flopwizard

I <3 Taylor Swift #swifties #bluesky #booksky #metallica2 #music #fandom #politics #resist #gaping #finance #stocks #diaperlife #sexy #hero #taylorswift #poetry #bignaturals #pizza #candybars

For some people, this is Doritos Soap flavored

I am desperate to egregiously violate the rights of every one of these little piggies

First amendment is a dead letter if you protest the concentration camps

Queen of the haters here

Just wanted to have a quick chat about something important.

i’m honestly so jealous of travis kelce, i’ve always wondered what it’s like to have sex with a telephone pole

The boys were back in town but had to head out because they had a prior engagement

What

Start hucking eggs at em from the second floors

as a wise man named @ciaran.operationglad.io once said:

Early Saturday morning sadness tweets: they’re either watching soccer or F1

new Type of Guy! new Type of Guy!