My cup size? O' Noodles

UPDATE! This stop has been cleared and is accessible! Thanks! (Way better than two weeks after the last storm, second photo.) @pattynolan.bsky.social @burhanazeem.bsky.social @votejivan.bsky.social @marcgov.bsky.social

the mixer is the tractor of the home

sorry to historypost but there's actually a clear reason for that—American Catholics are generally descended from lower-class post-independence immigrants, while (white) American Protestants, especially in the South and Northeast, are quite often descended from colonial settlers

Rip Van Winkle awakens after 20 years and heads to the village Target, only to wait another 20 years for someone to open a locked shelf.

"From 2007 to 2023, majority-white districts received about $3,600 more per pupil for school projects than districts made up mostly of students of color."

my uncle runs a place in Anchorage that serves fish and chips, and he named the half portion the "Texas size" which is just an incredible troll

Casey Means looks just like Marcia Langman, the head of the Society for Family Stability Foundation from Parks & Rec to me

local authorities had the soldiers arrested. John Adams, legal representation for the defendants: “If this was not an unlawful assembly, there never was one in the world.” can read a pretty detailed account here: allthingsliberty.com/2014/03/the-...

For a story: I'm looking to speak to people of all ages about how uncertainty around access to SNAP and high cost of food is impacting mental health and well-being, especially as new restrictions/work requirements have taken effect. [email protected], Signal rstauff.20

I don’t normally say this, but: guillotine, actually.

He's communicating badly but he means they're going to stop enrolling DME suppliers, not that they will stop paying for DME. Now that that's out of the way... I just can't imagine why SOUTH FLORIDA would have so much demand for prosthetics, orthotics, home O2, ostomy and continence supplies, ...

Today it is SnoBalls. Tomorrow it could be Twinkies, Ding Dongs or worse

This is an enraging, heartbreaking story.

Me, reviewing whether I improperly at that whole bag of cheese balls in one sitting on Sunday.

NEW: Several FBI special agents tied to the 2022 search of Trump's Mar A Lago estate have been fired, three sources familiar with the matter tell NBC News. The firings days after FBI Director Kash Patel took heat over his locker room celebration at the Olympics.

Remember, john roberts' logic for weakening the medicaid expansion was that it was "too coercive" to give the states money to pay for medicaid. bsky.app/profile/apne...

You guys are so shy!

The solution to male loneliness is running for office as a progressive

“We need better Democrats” is such a good line

Resigning at the end of the semester instead of being walked out with a cardboard box is still better than Summers deserves.

i will never apologize for a post

TEETH TEETH TEETH

My daughter’s dentist today was wearing this sweater with sequined dental health stuff on it and when I told her I liked it she said “thank you I think more things should have teeth on them”

historical detail I can't help but bring up: by some accounts, the event that instigated the British soldiers to open fire on Crispus Attacks and the rest of the crowd in the Boston Massacre was a soldier being hit by a snowball

Bitch has received your signed W-9 and will forward to Kelly Bitch expects you’ll receive payment by the end of the week Bitch knows it has been three weeks and wants to thank you for just checking in on this

cops, walking through a gigantic, enjoyable snowball fight: WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING MEEEEEEE

Something particularly holy going on at the Mission Church tonight? @universalhub.com

Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be actual balls. You wouldn't teabag a cop!

Alsobrooks backs Casey Means into a corner about her failure to disclose her conflicts of interest to such an extent where Means has no response and just grants the point

41 inches in Fall River. Good God.

I’ve had one glass of wine. Ask me anything.

Ben Smith is an embarrassment to our profession. And the worst part is he knows he is, but being an emotionless sociopath he gives no fucks.

btw for trans women to offer this kind of practical warning and sympathy is a serious mitzvah and we cis women really owe it to them (and to ourselves!) to step up our solidarity in kind

“Good stewards of the American people’s tax money”: Minnesota pays more to Washington in taxes than it gets back. “Good stewards” don’t steal people’s money and spit in their faces.

Trump says that Vance will lead a "war on fraud," pointing to the Somali community and a list of blue states. Trump fired nearly 20 IGs- whose job it is to fight fraud- last year. Experts say his politicization off fraud makes actual fixes more difficult. www.nextgov.com/policy/2026/...

Blatant corruption all through this administration. Remove and prosecute every single one of them.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

I’m currently reviewing whether the last brownie was improperly eaten in a father-related scarfing, as has been alleged.

i wonder if this much bootlicking fucks up your teeth

Today It Is Snowballs. You’re Laughing. You’re Laughing Just Because We Look Like Delicate Porcelain Rabbits, Fragile To The Touch, Unable To Stop Urinating On Ourselves In Fear. You’re Laughing While We’re Covered in Urine. I’m Soaking As You Laugh. I Want You To Imagine Me Bleeding As I Touch Mys

Suppose with vaccination however, 3 of those cycles only spread to 1 person. At the 10th cycle, that’s 128 infected people with 257-638 total infections depending on which specific transmission cycles are interrupted. That’s not a small difference!

I do just want to make something a bit more concrete about the math here: Let’s say that on average every person that gets COVID will spread it to 2 people if they’re unvaccinated. After 10 cycles, you expect 1024 people to be infected in the 10th cycle, and 2046 total infections.

It drives me crazy that most people think that COVID-19 vaccines don't reduce transmission. They don't bring Reff <1, but the difference between spreading an infection to 2 people vs 1 person is huge at the scale of the population.

Before we collectively lose our shit again Oz says "supplies" but he means suppliers. From HHS: • a nationwide moratorium on Medicare enrollment for certain Durable Medical Equipment, Prosthetics, Orthotics, and Supplies (DMEPOS) suppliers;

It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school. They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

WHAT IF PEOPLE LEARN HOW TO THROW RAIN

In view of a rather shitty day I am going to have some wine tonight

This is what should happen if you honk at a pedestrian in a crosswalk or creep forward while they're crossing