*eats taco bell*

Dammit now I want a tiny cargo bike

JD Vance looks like yassified Chucky

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

Go woke, go bro--- *taps earpiece* I'm getting some new information...

Gonna be a legit baby boom about 9 months later

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

I always wish Mitsuoka would share whatever drugs they're on

Smashing Windows

if your ERO officer looks like this you’re going to die in a pit

Alternate universe Drew Carey

if you support Killswitch Engage, Death Ray Vision, or anything to do with Chris Rosati, then fuck off.

Look! I found slice-your-own Necco Wafers

Boston - pls be on the lookout for my bike that was stolen from this exact rack on Longwood Ave today. 2021 Specialized Diverge Expert Carbon, size 52 cm, raspberry and blk with studded tires. Yes I know it’s too nice for commuting but ya know, we ride what we got and I spend a lot of time commuting

I think it should probably be a bigger story that the president of the United States is a raving lunatic

100% would

Rollin into the weekend like

Thanks, I hate it

#RadRide for sale alert!! We have TWO kei vans that need homes in 7 days (2/11) or they go back to auction! Our exporter is willing to take a loss to find them forever homes here! -98 Mitsubishi Bravo (2WD, NA, 5-speed) $3500 Shipped! -99 Honda Vamos (2WD, NA, 5-speed) $2900 Shipped! DM to buy! #JDM

This and every dem using trump's campaign sign fonts/layouts/phrasing

This is bad, actually

Gotta love a roomy 1/4 bath tho

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan. It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash. “ICE GTFO OF MN” Minneapolis February 4, 2026

As much as I'm a sucker for v12 Jags, this era TVR is basically my kryptonite

I WAS PROMISED

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Thell me you've never been high without saying you've never been high

Gotta be Tulsi Gabbard as Aldritch Ames

What is the worst fried potato format and why is it the tater tot?

This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.

Out here stealing your girl

Wow 3.5mm bar tape is THICC

Did I ever mention that we got stickers and that $1 from each sale goes towards the Immigrant Law Center of MN? Shirts are going out this week! #abolishice

Yo if anyone wants to come over and wrap handlebars for me, I'm ordering an irresponsible amount of Chinese food

It's Elmo's birthday

If I ever get rich, I won’t tell anybody. But there will be signs.

How come nobody will ask Randy about his campaign irregularities

No worries, it wasn't directed by Quentin Tarantino

A six fingered Max Headroom stuttering his way thru telling me that the mushrooms with red caps are fine to eat

Oh so now a guy can't have a hobby?

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

Boo fuckin hoo

"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005." "it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

Live your life so that: -Isaac Chotiner never asks for an interview -Ronan Farrow never investigates you -Tressie McMillan Cottom writes an OpEd about your myopia -Tanehisi Coates never has to come on your podcast to tell you how exactly you're a moron

Can't blame the snow- it's white

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats