Along with being one of the greatest racers of all time, Italian cycling champion Gino Bartali carried forged exit visas hidden in his handlebars and seat to Jews in hiding during WWII, & ultimately helped save an estimated 800 Jews from the Nazis. Happy #BicycleBirthday, Gino! July 18 (1914-2000)

Every photo in his HS yearbooks has the eyes scratched out

THIS IS WHO RUNS THIS ACCT

Even homunculi cover their drinks around Steven Miller

Holy crap, I've actually been productive today even with a two hour ride.

Here’s instructions on building your own Corsi-Rosenthal box.

Real bug: dude stop being a jerk Robot: keeps being a jerk Real bug: okay you asked for it

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Gnocchi is a fine Italian name, suitable for boys and girls

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham

This is why millenials can't afford houses

Pro tip: NEVER play the dozens against Kevin. Like never ever.

On the group ride: porsche boxster driver decides he needs to split the group approaching a red light. Me, riding up alongside him: hey, nobody's questioning your manhood despite the fact you could only get an entry level porsche Other roadies: LOL WUT

The Tommy Tuberville playbook

*panting*

WOOHOO! My VO2 Max went up by 1!!

Jaws - Canada version

Buy a burner when you land.

Hit up my local running store for some recovery mix and finally decided to try the new GU sour peach gels. Holy crap I think I found my new favorite.

Honestly if I had F U money, I would fully daily a lowrider

Mayor Mamdani is not its first victim

greatest hits album coming out soon!

Has anyone thought to... I dunno... GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL AND CHECK

Boston bike folks. Where are the good mechanics these days? My guy moved to a north shore shop and it’s tough for me to get up there especially with commute traffic.

Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-clarifies-absence-due-to-brief-planned-trip-to-afterlife/

Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish

Aaand where does Tommy Potatotown actually live?

catching up on the news

TAKE THAT, CANADA! We're gonna get our... wind and... air from a REAL ally!

I remember one time a couple jocks trying to make fun of me cuz a bunch of cheerleaders said my TR6 was cute.

WHISKEY FRIDAY ON THURSDAY

Lol so it really really doesn't run

Every indie rock band album cover circa 1996

My coworkers are like family to me. We don’t enjoy spending time together or have much in common

Senator medicare fraud has thoughts about "working"

AYFKM

Okay, Bobke can try to pronounce French words if Tejay and the studio goons are never allowed to do it ever again

I hope to see many of you tomorrow, Thursday evening, at 5:30 at Boston’s city hall plaza for a vigil to honor Louisa Gag. Wear yellow. Bike caravans are starting from lots of places, consult your local bike people for details.

Watched Redux Redux last night. Gave me my sci-fi fix and while not totally in it, was definitely adjacent to my favorite movie genre: Weird Shit Happens In The Desert

What a fucken weirdo

Just in case anyone was wondering what to get me for my birthday next month

Monty Python and the Goalie Fail (I'm truly sorry for this)

England hasn't been rocked like that on American soil since the Battle of New Orleans.