Texas police finally found a school they'll respond to, huh?

Fine, but what about the other 90 minutes

There's still time for the president to invite the cops who were brutally attacked by snowballs to the State of the Union

after a prolonged investigation the NYPD has determined the cops hit by snowballs are suffering from Gigantic Bitch Disease

Vyv Neil Rick Mike

🔥 The huge 25,000 acre #fire burning in the #Everglades has been sending smoke south. That will change overnight and Wednesday. Get ready for the smell of #smoke into Central #Florida tomorrow. This fire is a preview of things to come this spring due to our worst #drought in 25 years. 🔥

X-Files Reboot Casts African-American Actress In Futile Attempt To Distract Angry Online Losers From The Dull Greasy Sadness Of Their Pointless Lives

🙏

Fred Triathlete Angry Masters Pharma rep cat 4

I’m just a simple political scientist but “middle aged white women are starting to set government things on fire” is usually not an indicator of things going well. Historically

Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who are rightfully suspicious of owls.

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th, Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Oh this is completely my jam

2026 in one post

oh it's that day. That Day From That Show I Like. (37 years ago today) [ #twinpeaks ]

Get in line.

Imagine being on a panel with Corey Feldman and Wil Wheaton. Jerry O'Connell is going to come out of this experience like Fiona Apple after hanging out with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson

I say we try it out.

Personally, I feel they should keep hitting themselves in the face with hammers

This also applies to garlic

1000% would watch

Starship Troopers of the Bible

Lol I see Kevin Sorbo was type-cast

Lol damn Rob Schneider missed another movie gig

Randy Fine is a human shaped diaper stain

Niceness is like a candle. It provides a bit of light, but if you’re freezing, it’s not much help. Kindness is the warmth of a fireplace on a freezing cold night. Both are, well, nice… but one of them is necessary.

Never shoulda stopped calling em weirdos

We are at stage 1 and approaching stage 2

*fucktonnes

Tuna salad on jalapeño cheddar sourdough is

the record stays ON during sex

Me realizing I'm basically gonna be on the trainer all spring #ItsTrainerTime

Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room

Ed Wimmer* is running this winter weather *maaaaybe 5 people will get this

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

REPENT

Another girl scout campaign that needs love

Full shift housing in 2026 is dumb

NH really is the Florida of New England

"Welcome to bluesky, if you need anything, just grab it from the supply closet."