After some reading today I wanted to add some clarity that I missed initially. What Hegseth is proposing is forcing testosterone on people who don’t meet some standard he sets. This really brings the bodily autonomy concerns to the forefront

Ever find yourself drinking water while you’re peeing and then the Circle of Life song gets in your head? Me neither, that would be weird.

US Army — The enemy may outgun us, but they’ll never outgoon us

"Hey...yeah...so, I'm in McJail." "You heard me. McJail." "I can't explain right now, but I need some McBail."

Portholes are for the left side of a ship only.

We get contacted by aliens because the don't let bliens into the space program.

I think I just saw a naked butt of a person with an actual tail on my timeline?

I did it all for the tanooki suit in Mario 3

Looking at a circle of Flanders I see Ned people

only fans, but it’s just me fisting tubes of cheddar pringles

erling haaland come get your boy

Gregory House M.D. You sonuvabitch.

i think my plan is working

apologies, super annoying music night and yet that’s the least annoying thing i do

AIPAC Democrats need to fuck all the way off.

can’t rn, curtailing

Y’all, one parting thought before I shut my eyes… MLS is back tomorrow! 💚⚽️💚

And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that! It's a tie!

*snorts rail of testosterone* Hell Yeah! ALPHA!

Looking at a circle of embarassed people I see red people

The next time someone goes in for a hug, frisk them.

If I’m using a “sonic” toothbrush why do I still have to brush for 2 minutes? 🧐

I admire flour for having so much purpose

handcrafted, artisanal shitposts

bitch i got grackles

Does this count?

Suddenly, being a witch isn’t good enough. Everyone wants to be a bog witch.

witches be saying i got that bog in me

An aspiring porn director's like, "Do what you love and the money will cum!"

GoFondantMe

the thermostat in my car just says LOL

Sorry. No time for sexy times tonight. I have to prepare my overnight oats!

I'm not much of a Communist. I'm more into Leave Me Alone Socialism.

GIF your mood

(David Attenborough voice): the mother hen keeps fierce and alert watch over his brood, ready to pounce to the front of the queue should someone decide to whip up a cheese omelette

People will literally find fucking anything to complain about. "Wahhh I got too much of what I wanted, but boooo other people got what they wanted, too! Wahhhh!" #AEW

England sucks and they deserve this misery

What’s with this new trend of posting butthole at certain follower counts?

@skeptyk.bsky.social is drunk off his ass, and I'm stoned off mine watching this together, and laughing our asses off! "More doctors smoke Camel." ...It's just (1950's) science. 🤣☠️ youtu.be/AR8Fc2abggg?...

i regret nothing that lead to great memories

RIP System of a Down you would have loved Colin Farrell

It's curtains for anyone who has beef with this.

Let the anticipation kill you

So. I finally know the difference between grinder, tinder and bumble. Any other ones I should know about here? 😂🤣🖤💀

People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it. I've never had beef with one.