I will never use the emu insurance company simply because the aesthetics of the ad campaigns have always been so consistently upsetting.

(people who got here yesterday) *takes drag on cigarette* yeah everything was a zohran mamdani logo. half of them didn't even make any sense. some teenage mutant ninja turtle logoists fought back. Oldheads remember

I miss you, good boy. 🥹

good morning and happy 11/9, or as they call it in europe, 9/11

Posting this here so I motivate myself to clean this up 🌱

Cappuccino art courtesy of Zoey at Bruno's Cafe.

Save money by buying all your lingerie at Party City, he'll thank you for it

this jacket isn’t very straight at all

What is a ‘performative male’ and how can you spot them? “Performative male is a disparaging or dismissive term for a man who engages insincerely in certain activities or behaviors to appear safe/sophisticated/feminist and thus appeal to women.” - Merriam Webster Dictionary

#GnomonPress "The Electric Kool-Aid Matrix Test" Tom Wolfe Ken Kesey and a group of artificial intelligence researchers, known as the Neural Pranksters, travel across the United States in a self-driving school bus Adapted for film by the Wachowskis gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/The_Ele...

Who wants to take me to breakfast, and why is it you? 😋

Dog rescued from a busy Boston highway tunnel during rush hour.

I feel like I've been sucked into a time portal and I have no idea how many days have passed since I started traveling, and why is it dark again already? My mind hurts.

#ThreeYearsAgo 9 November 2022 6:49 am View to the northeast from my back yard. gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Morning...

❌ i have no horse in this race ✅ i have no cat in these pajamas

it is only because someone had the wisdom and foresight to plant a tree 50 years ago that i can lie here today enjoying the shade while your mom rides me bareback

World Series transit chaos raises concerns about FIFA World Cup preparedness in Toronto

Good morning from Ely, Minnesota Sunday, 9 November 2025 7:48 am 20°F / -7°C Precipitation: 10% Humidity: 82% Wind: 10 mph / 16 kph Skies cloudy Snow gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Snow_(9...

apparently hounding officers to play patty cake with you while in the paddy wagon is frowned upon in some jurisdictions

Nut now November

What TV show grabbed your attention from episode one?

Them: you gotta walk the walk and talk the talk Me: I don’t wanna do any of that

Butter me up because I'm your biscuit since I knead you!

*Bruce Buffer waiting for his phone to buffer* that’s not how you do it

back to back to back blunts will fix me

If I drop a banger, I’m counting on you to pick it up. Can you handle that responsibility?

We’re all gonna have so much fun with it when it happens

It’s going to snow and one day we’ll be gone

"You are correct, young man. I cannot compete with you playing Counter-Strike 2. But you must understand that I went to school in the early '70s when we considered the height of technology pens that could write in four different colors."

I bet Medusa had no trouble getting in the club

You are youtube.com/shorts/vF9S4...

The only Honey Bears that fuck contain actual honey, or weed smoke. I dont appreciate that union busting, genocide supporting coffee company appropriating stoner culture to push their capitalist agenda. (Lololololololololololololololololololbwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough*)

open your eyes, tacos are welcome every day of the week, not just Tuesdays

EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER LAW* *Offer reserved for well-qualified buyers.

Some sex will take you to Paradise. Some sex will take you to Wendy’s

Time for everyone's favourite game show: Why is My Child Acting Like a Total Shithead

This is not the place for me today. Too peopley

Compete? For what exactly? If you’re competing you’ve already lost.

“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”

#GnomonTV "BRICS" Director: Rian Johnson Neo-noir intergovernmental thriller film starring an ensemble cast including Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa. youtube.com/watch?v=4Zfw... youtube.com/watch?v=4ajs... gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/BRICS

Timeline cleanse

i first asked my wife out while we were in line at the butcher. we like to say it was a meat cute.

Skircle time! Everyone here makes this place awesome 🫶🖤 You're all fantastic! Inner circle: @deviwestside.bsky.social @coachmark25.bsky.social @potshopboy.bsky.social @badthoughthaver.bsky.social @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social @therealscotchtape.bsky.social @motherofbeanz.bsky.social @farce.from.wtf

*yaaawwwwnnnn* Morning everyone. *puts out toast, tea and coffee* It’s Sunday so make sure you wash your ass.

back in the office after a week in hawaii, someone please throw a coconut at my head and knock me unconscious

Me: sorry boss can't make it in today Boss: ok Me: came down with something bad Boss: oh no Me: a bad case- Boss: please don't me: -of loving you

6 Basic Rules For Gun Safety: 1. Store securely 2. Safety on 3. Wait where's my gun 4. Hey honey have you seen my gun 5. Your sister flirted with me first 6. Honey no

[american civil war] soldier: god this is terrible I hope no one reenacts this