Okay time for my Sunday evening crash out

Depluralize a movie The Itty Bitty Titty Individual

I want to play my guitar and belt out a song from my heart and have you say to yourself, “that one. Him. He is mine.”

This is an out of character skeet but it’s too hilarious and surreal to not share. One time I was jerking off and just as I was about to come, my cat popped out of nowhere and sneezed in my face.

So I’m going to start saving for: -grill! -kitchenaid! -floor fan! Bc weirdly, there are NO ceiling fans.

Starting from the front door, walking through the living room, past the fireplace and into MY ROOM!!!! It’s small so we will both have to sit on the bed when we watch GBBO. 😳☺️ also a second-long view of me in the bathroom mirror lol

From when we first started bringing things over yesterday! This is the living room! That door on the left leads to my mom’s room. The three windows on the right let in SO much light!!

Mom...dad.... there's someone I'd like you to meet. This is the person I riff with on BlueSky

I just ordered my sheets (emerald green) and my comforter (specially made for warm weather) so if you’d like to sleep in my nest with me, my mattress will be here on Friday and everything else in 5-7 business days

JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead. CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back. HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises) CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

GREAT TITS CAN AND DO KILL

I know this isn’t the case but whenever I see Morrigan in this top I always have the knee-jerk thought that she has multiple sets of nipples, like a cat.

Monday I have an appointment after work (concerning bottom surgery!) Tuesday we are going to Lowe’s after work to get house stuff we need Wednesday I’m off bc that is when we have the moving truck Thursday I’m going to try to stay an hour OT Friday our mattresses are delivered! Maybe hour OT?

It may just be bc I’m most familiar with it, but the Arlathan Forest is my favorite area of DA:TV, I think

Balsamic Without Love

And this isn’t even all my books

I saw a bunch of @lisasingletary.bsky.social ‘s relatives in my new neighborhood! (Squirrels). They all were very welcoming 🙂

I tried once again to read Throne of Glass but I just can’t take the MC seriously. I just can’t do it

making a movie about bluesky

A new generation of poets rises, inspired by the same springtime that roused Dickinson and Shakespeare. A torch, passed.

New save file in DA:TV as a rogue. I’m going with Neve as my forever girl 💕✨🥰

I hate sweating I hate the heat I hate feeling gross.

I wish I was sleeping at my house tonight instead of the apt.

everybody mad but I'm just over here posting like

I put my book down because it’s right at the end and I’m so scared something is going to go wrong! 😣

Some call it social media, but I like to think of it as a big group chat with some of my favorite people

Me, flirting: you remind me of a character from a book I like. She killed five men with her bare hands. She wouldn’t ever be controlled. Every animal knew her as a friend. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 Sh… she was also really pretty like you

[at the orgy] so… does anyone wanna like play a board game?

Interesting fact: Coachella is named after the pumpkin coach that brings Cinderella to the ball. “Coach” “Ella” you see

Oh my god this book is wrenching my heart. The Book Eaters by Sunyi Dean. “This is not my body. Tell me, why am I in this body?” AAAAAAAAAUGHHH 😭

Did anyone else do coloring contests against their siblings? And mom was the judge but she always gave out special awards to both of us, there was never a winner… but I know it’s ME…

Someone came by and took the wine console and dining room table and chairs (we were getting rid of them) so the apartment looks so empty now! Doesn’t look like a home, looks like a place. I can’t wait to spend the night at my house!!!!

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

My milkshake brings me to the yard… stupid of me to have accidentally left it out here

(forgetting the term for seedless grapes) blank grapes

So! We got the keys (does anyone know how we can get a second garage door opener??) and we unloaded some books. Then we tried out some mattresses and found ones we like! So those are due to arrive on Friday. Now we are digesting after lunch and loading more books into the car

I’m up way past my bedtime. This is the last Saturday I will spend sleeping on the floor. I am so ready to feel dignity.

Hello I’m a soft boy who likes cats and sleeping and I work in environmental testing. Please fall in love with me. I cannot solve a Rubik’s Cube and I’m mad about it.

Guys… I think I’m a Harry Styles fan.

Yo who’s comin over I’m going hard** **double fisting Biscoff milkshakes and reading quietly

My mom looked up and said thoughtfully, “where is Machine Gun Kelly, he’s normally in the news.” She turned to me and said with an audible tinge of worry, “I haven’t seen him in the news!” She fucking loves that weird string bean man.

Why open world video games hurt me when I only love them: I don’t know if I just suck at video games or I really do have absolutely no business being in this area rn

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

I don’t like being yelled at

I deleted NGL lol

yever see a lady and it's like why am I not doing your grocery shopping and fixing your car and carrying you around on my back while you spit at strangers and steering me like a ratatouille

Character I love +5 mutuals to do the same @jaxidentprone.bsky.social @jshakesess.bsky.social @altaudge.ruins.party @augustreverie.bsky.social @alldolledup44.bsky.social

I don’t understand how magnets work and that scares me

I think I still don’t fully understand what irony is. It seems like it’s used for a lot of situations that don’t seem to fit the definition as I learned it in school