gray phantom 🩶
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morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is
8 months ago
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do u think a denim jacket would go good with this. maybe cropped maybe not. need styling ideas
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about 10 hours ago
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FUCK it dawg im celebrating my 30th birthday next week IN STYLE
about 13 hours ago
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i might be on thin ice, but im also on thick dick
about 21 hours ago
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manic pc dream girl
1 day ago
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dont hmu im gaming
1 day ago
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in case you were wondering how s&box is
1 day ago
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found a video of me dancing to the numa numa song in 2004. this fuckign owns
1 day ago
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if she don't know where the snare hits in tainted love are she's too young for you bro
1 day ago
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i need your loving, mmmm, like the sunshine ☀️
1 day ago
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oh no this dress i got is a size too small ...or maybe not
3 days ago
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UPDATE: a second inflatable animal has hit the bank of america
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2 days ago
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check it out y'all they put a big freakin pig in front of bank of america. hell yea dude
2 days ago
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oh no this dress i got is a size too small ...or maybe not
3 days ago
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toronto's nba team would have been so much more successful if they had just named them the Faptors
3 days ago
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rode the o-line from forest hills to oak grove that should pop a 20 gamerscore achievement honestly. end to end is crazy I was seeing shit I ain't never seen before
3 days ago
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fugazi voice: i am a sleepy kitty. i yawn i yawn i yawn i yawn
3 days ago
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fuck bro. fuuuuuuck
4 days ago
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date: going great hockey game: oh god. god help me this isn't going great at all
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4 days ago
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bruins hockey rules
4 days ago
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she said yes. i am either the worlds dumbest asshole or the worlds best date
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5 days ago
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am i a sicko for considering buying bruins playoff tickets for a first date. this girl loves hockey (and i do too)
5 days ago
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at some point if you're going 4-37 in a battlefield 6 team deathmatch lobby you have to just uninstall. i know, you paid $60 for a game, but go hang out in the campaign or whatever. maybe there's a roblox minigame that's more your speed
5 days ago
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everyone thinks light my fire by the doors is a good song but they forget it's 7 minutes long and by the time i hit the halfway point i'm doing the mystery science theater 3000 screaming END!!!! END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 days ago
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new bagel shop in town. everything bagel with jalapeno cream chease. probably the best i've ever had outside of nyc. chalk one up for the good guys
5 days ago
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do it scared, sure. but more importantly, do it sad
5 days ago
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lebron shakin that dirty ass on some poor guy sitting courtside
5 days ago
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fuck it im making a bacon sandwich
5 days ago
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fuckin impossible to get a god damn shawarma in this area. what the fuck
5 days ago
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thinking about buying a pair of fuckass ugly sunglasses and rebranding myself Zheanna, Estrogen Empress
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6 days ago
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if i do not get a kiss soon i am going to wither away
6 days ago
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you'd think id feel worse about cis girls unmatching me on dating apps when i tell them im trans but that just means they couldn't tell until i told them. and that is unequivocally a big dub
6 days ago
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heaven is more beautiful than i could have ever imagined and very cold and i am afraid of god
6 days ago
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damn im lookin kinda hot tn
7 days ago
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damn im lookin kinda hot tn
7 days ago
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ootd
7 days ago
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worst tinder bio ever
7 days ago
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dialogue with rogue in cyberpunk 2077 be like | I've done everything you asked me to do. What more do you want? | [Streetkid] Hey Rogue, what's 69 minus 2? | [COOL 14] I can smell your asshole
8 days ago
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helo i am neeky i hav taken ovr control of this bsky accccount today. i am a cat and my name is neeky. ask me aneything
8 days ago
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she let me hit because i have the good shape
8 days ago
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put my atari st on facebook marketplace and it sold in less than two hours. hell yeah thats cash shmoney
9 days ago
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oogy googy
9 days ago
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should i fuck around and schedule a BA consult and see if i can get two birds stoned at once this year or what
9 days ago
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eyes wide butt
9 days ago
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just came up with one so bad even i can't bring myself to hit the post button
10 days ago
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im so fuckin mad dude. i should be having surgery two weeks from now but instead im sitting here on my fucking ass and my shit STILL isnt rescheduled because "there's been a hiccup with scheduling" whatever the fuck that means and im gonna mcfreakin lose it
10 days ago
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soakin weed up like a sponge. 560 man, 560
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6XK...
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soakin mad blunts
YouTube video by ToxicKlay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6XK3Zig4SQ
10 days ago
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bobston marathon :3
10 days ago
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ok who want me. fess up
10 days ago
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there's a place off ocean avenue, where i used to sit and jerk off you
10 days ago
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i come from far away and i wish you would like me
11 days ago
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