do u think a denim jacket would go good with this. maybe cropped maybe not. need styling ideas

FUCK it dawg im celebrating my 30th birthday next week IN STYLE

i might be on thin ice, but im also on thick dick

manic pc dream girl

dont hmu im gaming

in case you were wondering how s&box is

found a video of me dancing to the numa numa song in 2004. this fuckign owns

if she don't know where the snare hits in tainted love are she's too young for you bro

i need your loving, mmmm, like the sunshine ☀️

oh no this dress i got is a size too small ...or maybe not

UPDATE: a second inflatable animal has hit the bank of america

check it out y'all they put a big freakin pig in front of bank of america. hell yea dude

oh no this dress i got is a size too small ...or maybe not

toronto's nba team would have been so much more successful if they had just named them the Faptors

rode the o-line from forest hills to oak grove that should pop a 20 gamerscore achievement honestly. end to end is crazy I was seeing shit I ain't never seen before

fugazi voice: i am a sleepy kitty. i yawn i yawn i yawn i yawn

fuck bro. fuuuuuuck

date: going great hockey game: oh god. god help me this isn't going great at all

bruins hockey rules

she said yes. i am either the worlds dumbest asshole or the worlds best date

am i a sicko for considering buying bruins playoff tickets for a first date. this girl loves hockey (and i do too)

at some point if you're going 4-37 in a battlefield 6 team deathmatch lobby you have to just uninstall. i know, you paid $60 for a game, but go hang out in the campaign or whatever. maybe there's a roblox minigame that's more your speed

everyone thinks light my fire by the doors is a good song but they forget it's 7 minutes long and by the time i hit the halfway point i'm doing the mystery science theater 3000 screaming END!!!! END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new bagel shop in town. everything bagel with jalapeno cream chease. probably the best i've ever had outside of nyc. chalk one up for the good guys

do it scared, sure. but more importantly, do it sad

lebron shakin that dirty ass on some poor guy sitting courtside

fuck it im making a bacon sandwich

fuckin impossible to get a god damn shawarma in this area. what the fuck

thinking about buying a pair of fuckass ugly sunglasses and rebranding myself Zheanna, Estrogen Empress

if i do not get a kiss soon i am going to wither away

you'd think id feel worse about cis girls unmatching me on dating apps when i tell them im trans but that just means they couldn't tell until i told them. and that is unequivocally a big dub

heaven is more beautiful than i could have ever imagined and very cold and i am afraid of god

damn im lookin kinda hot tn

damn im lookin kinda hot tn

ootd

worst tinder bio ever

dialogue with rogue in cyberpunk 2077 be like | I've done everything you asked me to do. What more do you want? | [Streetkid] Hey Rogue, what's 69 minus 2? | [COOL 14] I can smell your asshole

helo i am neeky i hav taken ovr control of this bsky accccount today. i am a cat and my name is neeky. ask me aneything

she let me hit because i have the good shape

put my atari st on facebook marketplace and it sold in less than two hours. hell yeah thats cash shmoney

oogy googy

should i fuck around and schedule a BA consult and see if i can get two birds stoned at once this year or what

eyes wide butt

just came up with one so bad even i can't bring myself to hit the post button

im so fuckin mad dude. i should be having surgery two weeks from now but instead im sitting here on my fucking ass and my shit STILL isnt rescheduled because "there's been a hiccup with scheduling" whatever the fuck that means and im gonna mcfreakin lose it

soakin weed up like a sponge. 560 man, 560 www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6XK...

bobston marathon :3

ok who want me. fess up

there's a place off ocean avenue, where i used to sit and jerk off you

i come from far away and i wish you would like me