my boobs are large

auditing my bank statements

one thing i never noticed until replaying through it just now is that in wolfenstein: the new order, apparently the nazis never conquered scotland OR ireland, according to the map on the train in chapter 4. erin go bragh

do you ever feel like this is the most dramatic day of your life...all the time

neighbor kid just yelled "oh my fucking god" while playing and his mom yelled at him and told him now he has to go Inside, which we all know means he's about to be executed in a way that would grossly violate the geneva convention

verizon just upgraded our internet for free???? i used to pray for times like these

bro at microcenter asked me if I was deadname and i was like what the fuck im getting hatecrimed at the computer store then i looked and realized i never updated my microcenter account and that's what I used to confirm the pickup lmfao

today i am going to microcenter :3

scotus won't hear the case (🥳) so now i won't get to use the hilarious movie title pun i've been saving up for months: Obergefalling Down

when i was 8 years old i got banned from the computer because i was in a harry potter chatroom for kids and someone said they wanted to, and i quote, "shove a brick up snapes greasy ass" and my grandpa saw it

i still got the socom magic baybee. im fraggin bigmode

logged onto socom1 for a little online medley action. real gamers know what's good with it

another fucking keycap broke on this piece of fucking shit corsair keyboard. im so done with this stupid fucking thing i guess i'm driving to microcenter tomorrow on my day off. FUCK

we're almost there gamers....MLB kitasan is within arms reach

get the satellite if you want to see me, talking on the net, i know the way you like it

i am going to have a coffee

i have cried for two hours and i dont feel good

i fuckin love sluts

zohran mamdani walks out on stage. suddenly the lights turn deep red and he smiles way too big to be human. everyone is forcibly detransitioned. he renames it "dude york city"

there are a number of popular people on this website I find unbearably annoying and you will never know who they are because I don't shit where I piss. i mean i don't eat my shit. FUCK i mean i don't shit where i eat

my dipples hurt

you wanna know what other game still kicks ass? SWAT4. fuck that game is so fucking GOOD

"we have to slam gimmicks into our FPS game" no you fucking don't. a linear shooting gallery that looks good and feels good is perfectly fine. just look at how that recent robocop game did. the people yearn for dismemberment physics

soldier of fortune still kicks so much ass. never touching the sprint key and just walking through clouds of gibs like i'm the fucking terminator. i miss when FPS games used to be all about having fun and not about developers seeing how much bullshit they can cram into a single campaign

TRAIN GANG

not having friends to hang out with irl fucking sucks

i dropped the image size from 5M to 3.1M and set the quality from Fine to Standard and im in love with the texture of these pictures. i want to start taking some VGA sized images next i think

since the pixela image mixer software that originally came with the cybershot doesnt play nice on modern windows i have installed an old copy of jasc paint shop photo album 5 in order to import and organize my digital photos, as one should

sony cybershot dsc-p92 is officially BACK

reporting in live from world snugy headquarters

zheanna through the ages

look at this motherfucker. are you telling me you're gonna disagree that 2005 burger king is better than mcdonalds with the big iron pointed right at you? you're gonna get yer face shot off

remember when you first started having to write "essays" and they just had to be one paragraph but the minimum was five sentences? here's the best 10yr old zheanna could come up with to make a very compelling case for burger king being better than mcdonalds

going through the hard drive of the family computer from the early 2000s and discovered a bunch of "scripts" i wrote for claymations, because i was really into stop motion animation as a kid. but what in the fuck was this

if you shut up your soul in the body and say, i understand nothing, i can do nothing, i am afraid of the sea, i cannot climb up to heaven, i know not who i am, i cannot tell what i shall be: what have you to do with the 99 restaurant, where there's 99 reasons you'll always come back for more?

soft fridays

can someone interview me. i just feel like id be a really good interview. i have possible answers and approximate beliefs and im not absolutely sure of anything. i would be a great get for your podcast

call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner! or fuckass ugly stupid bitch i'd prefer if you didn't call me that either!!

usps: AN UNEXPECTED INCIDENT AT THE AIRPORT IN LOUISVILLE, KY MAY DELAY FINAL DELIVERY OF YOUR MAIL AND PACKAGES my package:

yeah im a member of my local VFW. im a Veteran of Fucking Women

one thing about me is that i love being snugy

are you gonna give me a fuckin kiss or what

pov: we're hanging out and doing parallel play and you're watching me goof around on my computer and i take a sip of my fishers island lemonade that leaves a weird aftertaste in my mouth

oh mamdani has an all women transition team? who cares. i have an all women transition team every time im out with the girls

banned from r/Democrats by a guy with the username "JohnPenis" for posting that its good to win elections actually

rod serling voice: imagine, if you will, a penis that gets smaller when it gets hard

r. butt dryer pulling out a roll of toilet paper from a manila envelope during a press conference

if you thought bluesky fucking sucked you should see the state of threads. jesus christ i need an acid bath

americans should elect a guy that says wubba lubba dub dub and let the healing truly begin

sometimes I will send a friend one dollar on venmo and put an insane note on it so it shows up on their profile. it's one of my favorite activities