*disappears into the ether…

I’d always rinse my brothers loogies outta the sink while brushin my teeth cause I’ve just always loved my Ma like that

What if I don't want AI just because I think it's stupid? Is that enough reason.

Welp, from today's news I now know where the term Big Beautiful Bill comes from.

I have zero interest in following someone who follows 38 000 people. Or christians

Friday night listening.

bff recuperating at my house after her knee surgery & im thinking she might have deep vein thromb-oh yay my coffee’s ready !

*walks out of the woods in the mall parking lot* “I can cut your hair.”

encyclopedia brown was so influential when I was a little. I wanted to be him.

Don’t bullshit me i read every Encyclopedia Brown scholastic had to offer

I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.

I’m already mad about Christmas music

I would rather have an awake colonoscopy than a Bluesky Crush

Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.

iTunes on my PC made a partial copy of the library nested inside itself, which it apparently then started using, having left out just enough albums to make me question my sanity for longer than I like to admit.

Burnin up hrmhrmall alone

It's a conspiracy, Bernie Taupin is the titular head of the Illuminati 🤷‍♂️

My flowmasters had to be replaced. I'm stealth now.

Definitely the third option.

When I am right, I am very right. 😘

<wow face>

*Pulls a quarter from your ear* Keep the change

I love when they pull a rabbit out of their stovepipe hat, lol

Make out party on the astral plane

Sometimes life has a really fucked up way of reminding you what’s important.

Get to the bottom if it all and release these fucking Epstein files (all of it). It's time to bring down the global patriarchy and these rich male fucks who think they sit above us all, look down upon us, and get to use us as their pawns. Enough is enough. Justice for the victims. #revolution

They're tackling the housing crisis by officially reclassifying my car's backseat as a "compact urban studio apartment.”

Bringing rice to a pie fight

"The Less You Know," is my motto these days.

Is it 25 or 6 to Four? What's Love Got To Do With It? I DONT KNOW MAN, I DONT KNOW

Are You out of coffee?

I do also but with sirens

microdosing normality

Aurora going off this morning in Denton, Texas!

He doesn't really sing "burning out his fuse up here alone" No freaking way

Good reasons to visit other planes.

Where do you go when the stars turn blue? Who can it be now? Does anyone really know what time it is?

I know I have Imposter Syndrome but I'm not sure I'm doing it right.

I was never very good at gallows humor, but I’m getting the hang of it.

Wait... Did absinthe literally just make your heart grow fonder?!?

Some things we simply cannot know on this plane: is there a god? What is our purpose? Where did all my iTunes music go? The lyrics to Rocket Man etc…

Cheryl thinks Salty needs a day at the beach with his dogs.

It’s gonna take a lot more than that to change my mind. Maybe do a magic trick or something

she felt very special

I wave whenever I hear a failing exhaust because I figure it’s someone I know

If you’re exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers

The superglue tube hadn't dried out two days later. Might buy a lottery ticket...

Loathes hierarchy, needs structure, embraces the matrix.

Imagine me seductively stepping into my Sunday best. Wrong. More dog hair.