I Know Why the Caged Bird Drags a Tin Cup Against Her Bars ~ working title

If you don’t hear from me again, it’s bc we are out of suet. The woodpeckers and red winged blackbirds are displeased.

We're experiencing an unusually warm day this Sunday. So the Painted Turtles are out on the pond logs in unusually great numbers. There are 57 Painted Turtles in this picture alone! #turtles #nature #pond #photography

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS WEAK ON CRIME?

It’s only smoke— the signals were coincidental.

Not smart enough to be the antichrist. Not cool enough to be a gangster. Just your garden variety unimpressive, malignant narcissist.

I hope you win today. You probably won’t but I hope you do.

The words between rains.

The satisfying snap of an old light switch.

Planted 160 seeds, so far two have sprouted. I can’t take the suspense.

let my thoughts, full of twigs and blue eggs please be a mer woman in a shell bra, carried away as leaf cuts. Her lovely head, perfect as shed cells, as first responders and insects and questions swing vines into her seal-soft hair.

Someone post the pictures of Hungarians dancing in the streets so that we can all live vicariously through them.

living in wisconsin as a bears fan who can’t eat cheese is my personal war of 1812.

Cope’s Gray Tree Frog is confident this trellis was placed here specifically for her and would like to request more garden accessories that blend with her skin tone😄

Pope Leo continually ignores the Pope Signal. no wonder we have such violence and evil in the world!

Pope Leo knew what he was in for when he put on that big ass hat. FIGHTING CRIME. but all he does is pope stuff. he does not deserve to hang out with the Justice League

you know, Donald Trump has a point. whenever a robbery, murder, mass shooting, or just a simple pickpocket situation happens, I immediately think “this would never have happened if Pope Leo just did his job”

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

100% chance the vatican has nukes

god has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

“Pope cop: Pontiff of Destruction, Summer, 2026”

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

My daughter is so excited - she’s finally created a site to share some of her art. Take a look and support her if you’re interested. Also, she’s very new at this, so if you have suggestions to help her shop lmk. cattyaddiearts.threadless.com

I’m sure Trump will impose a tariff on the hope that Budapest is importing to America.

Alright, we made it. Suet has been purchased and put out in the feeders. The woodpecker flew in when I was about 3’ away. They did still have peanuts, for those who worried they might starve. 🙄

If for no other reason to exist than in the name of creative amusement

*descending saxophones in background* + a scientology bible

crows before bros

Bottles and cans

my acts of self care include long walks in nature, giving myself a manicure, and grinding the femurs of my enemies into bone meal for my house plants

Sitting in the yard and plucking clovers for the girls while they bite me because I don’t pluck fast enough and Gladys doesn’t understand why I give ANY to Frida no matter how many times I explain they BOTH get clovers is healing & beautiful. (Also: Frida is a lovely cuddler)

We lived in front of this unpaved alleyway as kids; we always had to hide any toy that was weird or grotesque from my dad, or he'd throw it over the fence, never to be seen again Remember Krang from the 80s ninja turtles toy line? The alien who looked like a living brain? Over the fence one day.

Ok, that Bryan Andrews has had me singing "yeehaw fuck the law" all day but it loses some of its power when all I'm really doing is vacuuming and making snacks. I don't think baked brie can qualify as outlaw country. Maybe it can. I dunno. What matters anymore anyway?

Reality hit play and I wasn’t ready for the episode.

it's like grandmas don't wanna run the sweeper in the front room anymore

You made me consider an angle of my interaction with my crows here that I have not thought of. It seems like they like me better on the days I wear primary colors Red Blue Yellow, than black.

You’re scat must be orthodox

Butt flossing, keep the wrinkles plaque free

You read my mind. Chilli and cheese on mine.

I toss them now. After the assembly is completed.

Salty approaches a conspiracy of ravens…

I'm Grendel!!

Anyone want to joust with broomsticks and some old hockey gear while perched and wobbling on restored Huffys?

I'd prefer Gilgamesh fighting Enkidu. It's fierce and takes a very long time, but no one wins and in the end, we become best friends. Also, one of us is naked.

Sure thing, Lenore!

Quoth, indeed.

I tried that once. Nevermore.

I tried that. They lured me to the edge of the roof with shiny things and then pushed me off. I still wear black, though. Now they just laugh at me.

Bet you can’t even tell me that much