Please stop spreading this false and scurrilous rumor. New Yorkers most definitely know who they're emptying their chamber pots on

2 January 1902 | German Jewish woman Ruth Jahrreiss was born in Berlin. She was a teacher and a painter. During the war, she lived in Dresden. In August 1942 she was deported to #Auschwitz. She did not survive.

Might go to therapy this year, might throw a tennis ball against a wall for a few months it’s a tossup really

Holo on the bass drum head, point a laser at it, dynamic light show for cheap

Stanley Steamah makes your balls cleanah!

If Perry Mason reads poetry and spills wine on his jacket forgive me I'm still hung over

my ny resolution to be grouchy af is going great

This is a very personal question.

I also noticed a spring in your step as we were leaving the New Year’s Eve bash at the old junkyard

Three or four sides is plenty. I got things to do.

lol it’s 1621 lol

Monteverdi called, your check bounced and he wants his lute back

Geodesic Meatball is my new band name.

Chocolate smudges at the edges of the pages are my telltale sign

God, I love mason jars. Can never have too many.

If a book of poetry has a wine stain on its cover from a mason jar, it means I liked it plenty

My meatballs are perfect spheres

Good people come in a wide variety of forms. I'm sure he'd be pleased to know he's remembered so fondly.

“Plague doctor fee” and/or “Pilgrim repellant” on ALL the memo lines.

The Rock is in the house

20 sided meatabol

Once upon a time tender sat a giant indifference and made no difference at all to everything it refused to dive into.

Our job is to make 2026 the best year we can, all indications are that it won’t be easy

A good riddance.

Last night's cocoon did wonders for my feeling safe but my new beauty emerge stage can't feather its hair for shit

I’m still writing anno domini 1620 on all my checks

Feels like the whole city is excited and inspired by Zohran Mamdani our brilliant new mayor!! (Mamdani is a democratic socialist and so am i)

Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

you didn't think this thing was *just* for crème brûlée, did you?

In a cast iron pan. *flexes and grunts*

And you wonder why your meatball went into the garden and under a bush.

An absolute must. Oven does it better than a pan, though. I roll them around every few minutes to ensure even coverage.

He was amazing and very functional. However, he was never able to have any true intimacy. He knew it too.. Great teacher and electrical engineer. I miss him. He died from lupus @ 61. Ran against Dick Cheney in Wyoming… he was a do-gooder.. and he loved that Dinty Moore! TMI

Ding. 🎵 Fries are done! 🎶

no one: me: What's the New York Eve everyone is talking about?

okay let's talk new years revolutions

Do you even brown all the facets of your meatballs bro

What no one realized is that he was smuggling 12 additional free tacos inside his beard

Whistling along to War Pigs with much vibrato

Post this Pee-Wee Herman when the vibes are bad.

Normal people do this, right?

my four personalities coming together for the greater good

We stopped by the Hollywood Walk of Fame on the way home from a Universal excursion and I found the only one that matters.

When did Legos stop being fun and become overly complicated puzzles?

Where's the beef?

I'll bury it as deep as I can.

in 2026 i hope every friendship made while shitfaced lasts into sobriety