Byron P. Dye 🔻
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I live in a barn. Peace to you human.
TIL I guess, I'm more teleiophilic.
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✨brit✨
about 4 hours ago
seeing graphics circulating for “DON’T DRINK STARBUCKS” & now i feel like a trendsetter
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jaypea and gravy
2 days ago
*ahem*
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🤬
2 days ago
a gay spin on demonic possession: The Same-Sexorcist
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Tim
about 4 hours ago
All this reminds me of a place I used to work: The executives had their own email server that was specifically designed so that it never saved records of the emails that went through it. Then the owner was indicted on massive tax fraud charges...
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☠Ghost Inside A Dream☠ 🐢🎨🧜♀️🎪🎠
about 4 hours ago
John Fetterman looks like a bunch of disappointment wearing Carhartt
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Salty MacTavish
about 4 hours ago
I will break into your house to turn down the thermostat so help me
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Salty MacTavish
about 5 hours ago
If cop cars played REO Speedwagon songs instead of sirens I’d stop running from the law
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Here's a cat-faced spider for caturday.
about 3 hours ago
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Dumb Beezie
2 days ago
I hate the sound of something being explained to me
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Tim
1 day ago
The standard for criminal conviction is 'beyond reasonable doubt' The standard for 'is allowed to keep being president' is significantly lower. Act accordingly.
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lauren
1 day ago
guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile
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George
1 day ago
insane to me that the only way we seem to be able to frame the epstein case is as a big cartoon hammer with which to bonk our enemies, rather than the horrors that were Actually experienced by its Actual victims
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑
1 day ago
Me: Fuck me right or I'll do it myself. (An actual thing I said to an actual man who ghosted me afterward.)
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Tiffy Clyro (Tee Cee)
1 day ago
How am I gonna be a optimist about this?
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Salty MacTavish
1 day ago
Knocked a couple pieces of maple together while bringing in firewood and before I knew it a family of bigfoots had brought a casserole. “We’re going to need that dish back,” they said, "it's vintage CorningWare."
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Pandy Fackler
1 day ago
How dare you not let everyone reply to your posts? Strangers online want to give you their opinion
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BooBooKitty
1 day ago
And just like that, I was asked not to bring my goatse cheese, cherry pie to Thanksgiving
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Karen Dalton Beninato 🐦
10 days ago
Krampus has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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Brandon Bird
7 days ago
If you are a big spender, the original art of Mr. T vs. Krampus is still available:
brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
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Tay's Stitches
4 days ago
Finished a Krampus cross stitch for my uncle. Pattern is from the witchystitcher on Etsy. I changed some things from the original pattern.
#crossstitch
#krampus
#christmasgift
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Punk Rock History
1 day ago
Happy birthday to Kathleen Hanna, American singer, pioneer of the feminist punk riot grrrl movement, lead singer of the feminist punk band Bikini Kill, frontwoman of Le Tigre in the late 1990s, born this day 1968 in Portland 📸 Allison Michael Orenstein
#womenofpunk
#kathleenhanna
#riotgrrrl
#otd
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Dan Cerinthedark
1 day ago
I made a lil scarf for the mailbox spider
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Deeny(they/them)
2 days ago
for those who don't know, i also make sexy comics (i have two series in the works) and today i finished one of them. I'm immensely proud of it and it would mean the world to me if you go check it out
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️🌈
2 days ago
😈: What’s on TV? 🐺: Metropolis 😈: Ah, early cinema 🐺: Nope. It’s the animated version of the movie version of the Broadway musical version of a live-action version of the animated version of the stage version of the remake of the original 😈: Oh 🐺: And I hear they’re making a live-action of this
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KAFUI 🇬🇭
5 days ago
We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.
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Deeny(they/them)
2 days ago
AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ON MY WEBSITE OR WHATEVER I DONT EVEN CARE DEEPLY AT ALL
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Géraldine Piché
https://www.geraldinepiche.com
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Today's ice cream milkshake was Blackberry.
1 day ago
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Dude
2 days ago
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Gabe Chase
2 days ago
Luckily the Necronomicon has a rich trove of user experience data assoociated with it.
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sweetie π
2 days ago
spelling out “kneel before zod” on a lite-brite
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Looks like the buttholes are back in town.
1 day ago
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Going to work now, but not too much work or I'll lose health care and have to pay penalty for not paying enough taxes each quarter. Neat.
2 days ago
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Amy
5 days ago
mourning a person you loved for decades with all your heart who is still alive but who has become an indifferent and unrecognizable stranger is the fucking worst i do not wish anyone in the world this pain
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Tim
2 days ago
That name needs some work, how about "indentured servitude" "debtors prison with extra steps"?
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Frances Meh
3 days ago
have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
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Lizzlepants 🐒
2 days ago
sitting in an Amazon box so my cats will think I’m sooooo precious
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Hopefully we'll see a reduction in Hegseth's snuff films.
2 days ago
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Crunkolas Driverton
2 days ago
Most C-Suite executives couldn't survive a busy Friday night at a suburban Domino's, or a Saturday afternoon behind the parts counter at an AutoZone, or a Monday morning drive thru shift at a Starbucks near an interstate on ramp. These are not serious people who understand how actual things are done
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Wowser, macgrauser, what a rube.
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Pot Shop Boy
2 days ago
I joined Bluesky 2 years ago today, and when I think about my time here, it fills me with a certain *yawn* that you can't get just anywhere.
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A mortgage so long it reverses itself after 50 years.
2 days ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
2 days ago
The eight Senate Democrats are smart to pivot away from their longtime liberal and moderate supporters in hopes of pleasing conservatives. by Jeff Bezos and Will Lewis
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Santiago Mayer
3 days ago
At best, Chuck Schumer can’t control his caucus. At worse, Chuck Schumer thinks we’re idiots who can’t see through his cowardice and complicity.
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Andrew Lawrence
2 days ago
“finally it will be clear to americans that republicans dont like obamacare” will you listen to yourself man, listen to the actual words coming out of your mouth
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Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
4 days ago
I have another Schrödinger joke ready to go, but I might hold off a while.
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Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
5 days ago
Tired: Mrs Claus aka Mary Christmas Wired: Sleigh Queen
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Adam Serwer
8 months ago
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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You know what else the Dems caving isn't going to help? Air traffic.
3 days ago
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Think you're uncomfortable now? Just wait till the negotiations don't start. Fools 8.
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