Some lines (Christmas Eve edition) #photography #SomeLines #Christmas #ChristmasEve 📷

I don’t remember saying that but I remember getting yelled at for it.

The Walk

#Sunset #ChristmasEve With #EvergreenTrees #PNW #Photography

Netflix releases glimpse of Peaky Blinders film starring Cillian Murphy

Stuck at a New York airport? Here’s what airlines owe you. https://gothamist.com/news/stuck-at-a-new-york-airport-heres-what-airlines-owe-you

The director of Minnesota’s Driver and Vehicle Services is warning U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents that they’re violating state law and could be cited if they switch out or remove license plates on their unmarked vehicles.

Iowans live in underground hives with an egg laying queen & an army of asexual drones that harvest insects, syrup, & decayed plant matter

Dark days.

I hung mistletoe over my ass. Please respond.

I had completely forgotten Gremlins is a genuine Christmas movie

None of it should have been particularly surprising which makes it even more irritating. Things have a way of running smoothly for just long enough to lull me into some sense of complacency which is when I get smacked in the nose.

All I’m asking for is no chaos or glitches for the next 72 hours or so….

How the year started vs how the year ended

“what can i say? i wear a lot of hats” - me when i wear a lot of hats and don’t know what to say

A Christmas miracle is getting up from wrapping presents on the floor.

After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's. Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1. Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.

But have you considered that I may just be that stupid?

Dropped my thoughts in the replies, but hope to hear from other researchers what’s amiss for them on Bluesky! 🧪 I know some people have mostly moved to LinkedIn even after trying here and would like to know why. (I cant stand the constant ads and irrelevant content on LinkedIn, so)

All Dads on deck panic wrapping deodorant and a toblerone bar for Mom's stocking

“Like prime, but with human beings”

🏺 My dad loves collecting old books and often gifts them to me as the “academic” in the family lol. This year he’s found some early journals from the British Archaeological Association, which includes some wonderful pull-out maps, illustrations, and library plates.

“Maya Rudolph!” - Santa Claus (Italian)

Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together https://theonion.com/relatives-gather-from-across-the-country-to-stare-into-1819575960/

I FUCKING GOT IT. SOUND UP.

COB#181473 #surrealism #stablediffusion #psychedelicart #cryptoart #glitchartistscollective #machinelearning

listening to my jagoff neighbors yell at each other about “get the cheapest vodka they got dahn ere” they are not arguing merry chrisis

we should watch se7en before opening these gifts [my mom] how come

Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.

Text from my brother: it is trash night...the entire town is abuzz with excitment.

Trump Admin Reinvents US Digital Services Program After Elon Musk Fired All Their Actual Tech Experts Here's a fun game the Trump administration keeps playing: destroy a successful government program, wait a few months, then breathlessly announce you've "invented" the exact same thing but with…

*advertising that my food truck has "4 Michelins"*

[about to turn off a light switch with wet hands] This will be the time it happens

Her: Come over and help me remove my G string. Him: *drives like a maniac* Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*

Is Chewy's family talking to one another or are they digesting whatever they just ate. It sounds like a room of upset stomachs.

I ran into one of my first year students at the new books section of our college library. My favorite bookstore, I said, and it’s all free! She looked confused. “What do you mean?” she asked. She was stunned to learn you could check books out. Nobody had ever told her.

True statement

#WindowsOnWednesday Cambridge Station

St Patricks Basilica, Little Italy, earlier tonight.

Merry Christmas. Covered Bridge #Photography

I might download that Powerwasher Simulator and see if it’s as mind numbing as it looks

giving everyone a painting that says “fresh hot soup” to hang in their bathroom

Hey guys - new AI hallucination dropped

How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party.

unleashing a devastating pressure point neurological attack with my thumb and forefinger on this ricotta cookie

Shopping maul

I only drink sake when it's called For Fuck's

Clouds rising from the treetops yesterday. Cascade foothills. ♥️