INCOMING BABY MISSILES!

Numbers that aren’t divisible by two seem odd to me.

Feeling the strong urge to sit and brood in a dank and dimly lit tavern in the outer reaches of the realm

If my personal data is so valuable why can everyone sell it but me?

If you see this post egg

beaver moons are made up entirely of giardia and cheese.

perhaps

I'm bringing sexy back, but it's just night sweats.

I don’t think buttons are very cute. That expression should change.

pronouncing “envelope” like “Penelope”

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Being tall is nice because you can reach lots of things and also you can still be the bigger person while being petty af

I’m glad I have a 50 minute drive, with 30K of my closest friends, staring me in the face cause it’ll be the perfect amount of time for my brain to cool off and congeal before I get home

Running out of clown emojis. @gizmodo.com $NVO $LLY @paleofuture.bsky.social gizmodo.com/trump-gives-...

The funny part about this is (Nashville-based) Walsh is on Ben Shapiro’s network — and Ben just did a 45 minute rant about how others are mainstreaming hate inside the GOP

Calling these goons pathetic losers to their face is an act of patriotism.

McCONNELL said Trump's Truth Social post was essentially an admission of his "intent to defy the court order when he said 'SNAP payments will be given only when the government opens.' As a result "people will go hungry, food pantries will be burdened and … suffering will occur."

Texas… it’s not just Grijalva…. #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

“.. Officials .. now worry that communications between lawmakers’ offices and nonpartisan researchers could have been accessed by an adversary or one of its digital proxies, as well as internal email ..” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Submitting a high priority IT ticket to create a “6-7” emoji for MS Teams

If you make it to the end of Candy Crush, the prize is Wilford Brimley talking to you about diabetes.

Take what you need: ~ Eat shit ~ Have a great day

the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo

I dislike garbage, but I do love Garbage.

1/ Russian soldiers are being handcuffed to each other, pepper-sprayed, and beaten to force them to go to the front lines. A soldier says that ex-POWs and badly wounded men on crutches are being forced to fight. "They're just throwing us in for meat," he says. ⬇️

Dr. Oz notes that dementia can be tied to obesity in front of Trump

BIG. Judge Ellis' expanded preliminary injunction in Chicago aims to more aggressively limit DHS's use of riot munitions.

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How often can you say that you've seen a kantharos-rhyton? This cup has a bridled donkey head attachment, usually seen only on rhyta. It mirrors the donkey seen on the reverse of the cup, ridden by Dionysos. When you drank from this vessel, you looked like an ass! 🏺 1/ Greek, 520-500 BCE. 📸 me

contentment ✨

The reassuring hand of a friend.

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...