I think it would be kinda cool if chat pile listened to weepcar

our EP is officially out! 😭 cassettes and downloads are available here, and it can be streamed on all the major services. thank you in advance if you check it out!

Laurel: Live at the Acropolis Yanni and Hardy

the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one

november 4th? seems significant for some reason… probably nothing

The Vincent price is right

went golfing for the first time, I scored 18, is that good?

I’m a BUSINESS guy my personality is GOLF

I could really go for an office pizza party right now

we are all but entities on this accursed plane

went to waffle house the other night

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one day I will record vocals for an album immediately after waking up so it’s a full octave below my usual range and gravelly and I’ll never be able to perform it unless people want to come to a first-thing-in-the-morning show

birthday month

Nice Country for Old Friends

Taquito and Fugue in D minor

“ai could never make Mr Bones Wild Ride!” - @hellyeadude.bsky.social

kenny chest knee

I been creeped. all my eves hallowed.

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

I’m really good at texting

pumpkin craving

You hear a tapping at your window... Oh good, it's just a branch. But wait it's tapping morse code... Smash that like button? Don't forget to subscribe?? Is your tree a... Content creator???? You shed a solemn tear as you fire up the chainsaw

cop in a goofy ass leather cowboy hat at the quiktrip looking like he thinks he’s so fuckin cool fuck you

The sun begins to set, a wolf says something in the distance (a howl?) your digital calendar blinks the date you've been dreading... Ding's patented Scary Posts™ (formally spooky tweets) starts soon...

I been creeped. all my eves hallowed.

the legend of sloppy heellow

drew it's ween 😬🎃

my costume for our show tomorrow is going to suck so bad. I haven’t even half assed it. quarter assed at best. I’ve given a morsel of an ass to this costume. just nibbled the ass a little

I think a good halloween tradition would be to watch the star trek episode where dr crusher fucks the ghost

on all levels except physical I am a tree frog

Beetlegoose

in led zeppelin’s song “Blog (black dog)” when robert plant is doing the “oh yeah oh yeah oh oh yeah” thing, it’s funner if you sing it “uwu uwu u-u-wu” fyi

“blog” is actually a portmanteau of black dog

infamous oklahoman Won’t Rogers

almost left for practice without my guitar 😓 it’s like, what, an amplifier isn’t enough? I gotta have an instrument too?? Geez

I just saw a 10 year old that looked like a tim heidecker character

if you were a roller coaster tycoon npc would you come to my park called Pinkin Park

pump[kin] and dump[kin] scheme

they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall but they will take that knowledge to the grave

I don't want to create shareholder value I want to Help Hamburger

Guy’s Wide Butt (1999)

9 is just a fucked up 6

For my first video post, here is my cover of the Samsung washing machine “cycle completed” song

[in the middle of receiving terrible news that will forever alter my life] MY WASHER/DRYER: la! LA-la-la-la-LA! la! la-LALALAL! 🥰

Mountain lion with us! We've got some cougaring to do

Graphic design is my P assion

god damn that is a long ass P!!