vulva-shaped popsicle

doom doom doom doom I want you in my tomb

A timeline cleanse ✨ My best friend with her Mother and Sister. Still a poser, now.

John Carpenter’s “Escape from Indianapolis”

I could and would eat an absolutely stupid amount of pizza right now

neckbeard tipping his trilby upon meeting a famous pop star: “M’donna”

fate fell short this time your smile fades in the summer

don’t waste your like on me you’re already the post inside my phone

this printer I’m working on is missing a kinda important part. why is it gone? where did it go? who took it? how has it been working all this time without it? did it not need it this whole time? do I even need to bother replacing it? so many questions

okie doke folks, lunch time pack-crackin time! think I’ll get anything good??

after 9-11 we spray painted a big target in the middle of our cul de sac for some reason and the neighbors got really mad

try thayat eein a smowl tayown

skull issue

all I need is the air that I breathe and a grogu

every few weeks I remember feeds exist and I go see some cool stuff in feeds

what if I just didn’t go to my stupid little job tomorrow

knows hare

I kinda forgot about this because I haven’t done much with it in a few weeks, but I’ve been working on a weepcar website, AND IT HAS A GUESTBOOK! please feel free to go sign it :)

thunder is god and jesus playing pogs

I have a face built for a pre-electric light society

her: cool t shirt me: thanks, I got it in the shadow realm

do not sac the treasure

Screw worm what’s next fuck spider

Come on thru me and the boys are resonating in the crystal chamber

🎶 turn around 🎶

reading where’s waldo in public and nodding my head so everyone knows i found him

folks don’t wake up coffee camo climb tree anymore

they’re tuning me to drop d tomorrow :(

I’m your uber I’m your driver your uber driver

slime after slime

I just thought of a funny pun after reading someone’s bsky name and thinking “that’s a funny pun”

how do I get the red bar bathroom lighting to follow me around all the time? I like how it hides how hideous I am

I have so much to jerk off about

LEAN INTO YOUR NONSENSE

nap? oh, you mean sleepslop? yeah ive heard of it

Beautiful wife wars

stromboli fields forever

Strawberry Fields Subscription

Dwight Eyes

hey quick question would you subscribe to my

a shrimp coveted this rice

just typing on my car keyboard

I was circumvented as a baby

a lady just hit me with a “chop chop!” while I was working on her printer I about self-immolated on the spot

I’m going to drill a small hole at the base of my penis

what is grief if not love gooning

🎶 safelite peepee safelite poopoo 🎶

peepee poopoo & doug