niteynite
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not too off-puttingly handsome
Wisdom is realizing that DEVO was the coolest band of the 70's
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Dave Vetter
4 days ago
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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Daniel Ahmad
4 days ago
Geopolitics is complicated.
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱
about 1 month ago
hell yeah i’m a gamer
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William B. Fuckley
8 months ago
I feel like if you encounter a vampire and they aren’t rich that improves your odds substantially. Bro is immortal but couldn’t figure out how to get compound interest to work in his favor, he’s not exactly a mastermind. Keep your wits about you and you’re probably fine.
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Jesse Raub
7 days ago
writing about stainless steel clad, cast iron, and carbon steel pans; pondering the impermanence of life vs. the indestructibility of a good alloy
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ceej
10 days ago
everyone loves to picture the yeti, majestic, pure white fur framed against a brilliant blue sky as it stalks the frigid cliffs of a craggy mountain. well, I’m sorry to say that if you think about it for even one minute it’s obvious the big guy’s legs would be absolutely slathered in piss and shit
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Astr0z0mbreez
8 days ago
Teaching religion to kids can’t be too hard. Like listen kids, today we’re listening to Agent Orange’s Living In Darkness album in its entirety. Pay attention. Take notes.
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oak blanco
8 days ago
i like when it’s cold out because it reveals who i always suspected was breathing out of their mouth
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Rob Cee
13 days ago
We don't get to choose what people will remember about us after we die. Friends might recall a nice thing I did for them. Family might think of the times I made them smile. But if I could choose, I'd like to be remembered for all the really offensive things I've said to children.
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Viktor Winetrout
12 days ago
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
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Matty
12 days ago
I'm going to hand this jar of capers down to my son
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Hadas Weiss
11 days ago
me: she said she never managed to earn in prague as much as her east german grandmother's pension my mom: and what did this german grandmother do during- me: oh please don't start
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'dro🐰
11 days ago
Sometimes when I feel blue I watch Ryen Gosling interviews on YouTube and pretend he's my buddy who made it big
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harpy
12 days ago
Sandwich: The Ultimate in Lunchtime Technology
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Dan Greene
13 days ago
Mike Johnson is going to not hear about things you wouldn't believe
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Jason, ex Inferis
12 days ago
Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
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Michael
12 days ago
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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andy vs
12 days ago
If you're hungry they're hungry (the wolves)
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Frovo
13 days ago
woodstock’s manifesto
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donni saphire
13 days ago
Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
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brian
13 days ago
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My text hand is strong
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My pimp hand is smelly
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Return of the Cmonmacques
14 days ago
I passed the bar exam easily but that’s because as an adult I know how to vet reliable shamans. Kim is built different I guess 🤷♂️
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
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14 days ago
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god opens a window after he closed the door. whoopty shit, open the fucking door back up, we're human, you made us, we go through fucking doors you dipshit
15 days ago
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Open Doorley, Authentic Quality Nougateer
15 days ago
I've always said the lungs should have a drain at the bottom but God is so sure he knows everything. Can't tell that guy nothin
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Deeny(they/them)
15 days ago
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
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lanyardigan
15 days ago
Not sure but big things are happening on Every Character Is A Hateful Asshole
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weeder
15 days ago
Are they releasing Yelling & Strife all at once or week by week?
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Frovo
16 days ago
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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Theciscokidder
16 days ago
Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
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PAM!
17 days ago
10:28 p.m. (slips casserole into oven)
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Salty MacTavish
17 days ago
I just used my grandfather’s bench chisel to open a paint can. Anything goes. I sang a Sting song one octave down. Anything goes
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Astr0z0mbreez
15 days ago
Listen kids, when you stare into a rain cloud for too long it becomes a mirror
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Astr0z0mbreez
15 days ago
When they used to pick ppl for teams in gym I’d just disappear & walk around the halls, find teachers on break & ask how the fam was doin
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fungible thadius🍥
18 days ago
hahaha all my pictures have been NFTs you guys owe me so much money
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(pulled over by cop) Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? *I nod down to my lap where a Subway BMT sandwich sits* Cop (visibility shaken): I...I don't want any trouble
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TwoSense
19 days ago
the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo
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It's Abby. Yep.
24 days ago
Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
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Flagrant Two Foul🦡
24 days ago
An Air Canada flight right now
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win
25 days ago
A huge shout out to the singular teen dressed as the man in the yellow hat from Curious George who knocked on our door to trick or treat at 9:40. Absolutely bizarre vibes man
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Kevin
24 days ago
Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
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Leif Malone
24 days ago
Nice to know Marlins Man doesn’t have Game 7 juice
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You know what? I hope they do put in a dislike button but, like, only I have access to it.
24 days ago
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Nate's Myth
24 days ago
what I think of when you say "dislike button"
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ak
24 days ago
baseball fights are sooooo funny because they just mill around when it COULD be way more violent, like sir you have a bat in your hand
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Frovo
24 days ago
{\__/} here’s the windup ( • - •) ⚾️< \ {\__/} and the pitch ( • . •) / >/ ⚾️ ☄️ {\__/} fuck ( ) | |
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