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not too off-puttingly handsome
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Jason, ex Inferis
1 day ago
Telling the grieving widow of an asshole âThank you for your lossâ
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Leah McElrath
3 days ago
If you read or share only one article today, make it this: HOW TRUMP HAS POCKETED $1,408,500,000 (Historically, one thing that has helped bring down authoritarians is public awareness of their use of the power of the office for self-enrichment.) Gift link:
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Opinion | How Trump Has Used the Presidency to Make at Least $1.4 Billion (Gift Article)
The president took an oath to serve the American people. Instead, heâs focused his second term on enriching himself and his family.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/01/20/opinion/editorials/trump-wealth-crypto-graft.html?unlocked_article_code=1.F1A.66o3.QNOAHro617An&smid=url-share
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I have done it. I have made french onion soup. I never have to do it again.
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Gretchen von Tongeln
10 days ago
I need to hit a lot more séances if I'm going to meet my goal.
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Uncle Jeff đ
10 days ago
[to the tune of mmmbop] Umlaut
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Gretchen von Tongeln
9 days ago
They should make a protein bar that tastes like cigarettes.
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Gretchen von Tongeln
8 days ago
Did too much laundry and now I have nowhere to put it (a poem).
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Howard Mittelmark
5 days ago
[Joe Pesci voice] You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, it's a little fucked up maybe, but I'm jaunty how? I mean, jaunty like I'm a boulevardier? What the fuck is so jaunty about me?
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BREAKING NEWS: I have just been informed that it is in fact Monday night and not Sunday. More on this story as it develops.
4 days ago
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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
about 1 month ago
People who have to carry around the weight of their big heavy boobs all day shouldnât have to pay taxes
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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
24 days ago
[Invention of 69] HER: Iâve sucked your dick like a thousand times, will you please go down on me just once HIM: Iâll do it on one condition
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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
21 days ago
Whatâs it called when you have ugly crying face and youâre not even crying? I have that.
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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
19 days ago
âAny self-respectingâŠâ ok Iâm out
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Boobsy Snickerdoodle
15 days ago
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Acting this way may get you attention from boys but it wonât make them care about you, it wonât make them respect you, are you listening? ME: May get me attention, yes, got it
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I have done it. I have made french onion soup. I never have to do it again.
4 days ago
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Please do not mess up my Weaponized Algorithm.
5 days ago
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Salty MacTavish
9 days ago
Your god wants fast-talking preachers with slick hair to buy private jets. My god doesnât need to be called god and listens to A Love Supreme with you
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Salty MacTavish
12 days ago
Be the sweet ass mix-tape you want to hear in this world
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DaddyJew
9 days ago
you have to be a pretty terrible fruit not to have a song named after you at this point
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I wanted to get into Taoism but I can't grow the damn wispy goatee
9 months ago
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Bridezilla vs. Mothra-in-law
over 2 years ago
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Lizzlepants đ
12 days ago
these granny panties could use more pizazz Ima bling âem out with the word swampy in sequins
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Lizzlepants đ
12 days ago
âGumbo Weather Returns to Southwest Louisianaâ is how our news people let us know itâs cold again
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Lizzlepants đ
11 days ago
proud cautionary tale logging on
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My wife says she wants, no, DESERVES to be reincarnated as an oblivious male. What does she mean by this?
11 days ago
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I am a machine that turns coffee into avoiding work
over 1 year ago
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I like my coffee like I like my women: confident, positive, sexy & supportive. I've never had coffee like that but i'm sure I would like it
about 1 year ago
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wendy cloudberry
26 days ago
sighing deeply and turning my alarms back on
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
26 days ago
again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you donât have to do this cowardly whimpering âoh actually we like thin crust thatâs cut into squares for no damned reasonâ thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
add a skeleton here at some point
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Jerry Chen
26 days ago
they should invent citizen's arrests on bluesky
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What kind of noise machine do you prefer. The kind that goes wheeeeeeeee or the kind that goes shooooooooooo?
26 days ago
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filth_waste
29 days ago
christmas music is pretty good if you want to know about the lore
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We are on year 8 with some of these gift bags and I think that's beautiful
29 days ago
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Marriage is great because somebody has to put up with your bullshit when you're old because you made them laugh when they were 22.
about 1 month ago
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Being from Louisiana means seeing a truck filled with crawfish traps and getting STOKED
about 1 month ago
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Being from Louisiana means seeing a truck filled with crawfish traps and getting STOKED
about 1 month ago
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 1 month ago
Decided Iâm too pretty to suffer
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Marriage is great because somebody has to put up with your bullshit when you're old because you made them laugh when they were 22.
about 1 month ago
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Rebecca Watson
about 1 month ago
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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Better Things Are Possible
about 1 month ago
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
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Sleestak
about 1 month ago
What radicalized me? Watching this as a kid.
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Afra Kroon đłđ±
about 1 month ago
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pixelatedboat aka âmr blueskyâ
about 1 month ago
This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
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'drođ°
about 2 months ago
Being an adult is mostly a drag but sometimes you can choose to have freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and milk for dinner
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'Tis the thing behind the mask I chiefly hate
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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dANTE
about 2 months ago
ahab is gonna get cancelled one of these days i tell ye
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Moby Dick
about 2 months ago
âI fear not thy epidemic, man,â said Ahab
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Better Things Are Possible
about 2 months ago
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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andy vs.
about 2 months ago
Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
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Gypsican đ€đŒ
about 2 months ago
I donât wanna hear a damn word about my daddy issues when men literally need replacement mothers, not girlfriends.
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