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Follow some sex workers & some shitposters & your bluesky won't be boring.

Just saw someone say about the Avatar movies "No one wants these movies besides James Cameron but he is forcing us all to deal with them." Some people have a very different concept of "force" than I do. It reminds me of the customers who say they "need" lottery tickets.

Looking serious in 2015

get in, no time to explain

"Winning"

Self-portrait with kidney belly

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

Sure, you start out on softer stuff like Jim Henson, but before you know it, Sweetums is your gateway muppet into Sid and Marty Krofft, and next thing you know you’re mainlining H.R. Pufnstuf on a Saturday morning.

Overheard a kid on the bus - his mate goes, "you wee cunt you fell asleep" and the kid's like "nah, i was just being nonchalant" Anyway i'm stealing this line for work

Hallmark has done every plot, so it is time for the apotheosis of Christmas movies: a big city lawyer returns to her small hometown and falls in love with an actual Christmas tree. After a series of missteps, they get married and have tree/human babies. Their hybrid spawn scream in endless torment 🎄

I wouldn't want to work for the police but I'd like whatever training sketch artists have

party larva

Looking for naked people to draw. (Or non-naked.) Especially fat people. I want more practice drawing fat people.

They should write a song about Christmas

two things can be true. lee harvey oswald totally made that shot but there was also totally fishy circumstances that led to him being the one to do the deed. not to mention his death.

Before my doctor said I couldn't swim or hot tub any more, I seriously considered buying a speedo for those times when skinny dipping would be frowned upon. I like feeling water all over, and I hate the air bubbles that come with baggy trunks

Self-portrait with kidney belly

WIP. I think I made the torso too long. Probably time to start over. Legs are solid though.

Advice from Portland

Someone said food commercials should be treated like medicine ones And I can just see "Coffee has been shown to reduce blood pressure and cholesterol, it has also been shown to increase blood pressure and cholesterol"

Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy

His SNAP was 'doged' and it already didn't cover all the groceries. Now it a drop in the bucket. $130 to go replace SNAP cuts. 13 ppl $10 each so he can eat. Disabled. Has SSDI but it's not enough to cover food. Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2025

Time for another episode of Is My Assistant Manager Passive-Aggressive or Just Stupid?

It’s not a refusal to re-enter society. It’s not shaping your life around Covid avoidance. It’s adaptation. It’s a desire to protect health. It’s being willing to accept that things change, and masking & clean air are the way forward. Mass death & disability is not normal

Snagged this excellent enhydro quartz from Erongo, Namibia. Huge mobile bubble with a second, smaller one pointed to by the arrow. 😍

hard to fully articulate how much this image has changed the way my partner and i talk about food

are you ready at a moment's notice to eat a piping hot tamale ? i am 😳

I hope Victoria Bateman doesn't mind. (It's from a photo on her web site. www.vnbateman.com/biography)

I like big butts and I cannot lie, and this is my partner, who likes big butts and cannot tell the truth

Yogabear, Toronto, 2006 03. #man #male #dudeoir #portrait #photography

Even after I was comfortable posting nudes, I avoided posting ones where I had an erection. Then I'd occasionally post one in the middle of the night, and possibly delete it. Then I decided it was part of life and nothing to fear or be ashamed of. I have had no negative responses.

Can I exchange the things I can’t accept?

I'm still waiting for someone to offer an argument for why nipples that "look female" are "sexually explicit nudity" but nipples that "look male" are not, that doesn't boil down to "because misogyny."

Wisdom from my dad: A Russian Emperor is called a Tsar His wife is the Tsarina His kids are Tsardines

I think the line underneath my belly is really interesting

Drawn by @ayarosen.bsky.social, 2015

Woke up and immediately started infodumping about found footage horror - the only genre of film making to have even less prestige than pornography. There are several reasons I don't have an academic career but my taste may be one of them lol.

Pepsi Cubed: Same GREAT Taste, Perilous NEW Bottle Pepsi³ EVERY. SIDE. OPENS.

New guy in process. Those arms aren't great

whoosh sounds, hot elf fae witch princess number two

They should have let us drink the mummy. @cindynorth1.bsky.social

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