It’s time for the US to strike a devastating final blow against Iran with a total, unconditional surrender

Forget it, Jake. It’s a philosophy student.

ladies DM me if you've got a

Well, that aged phenomenally.

TIL that flight attendants aren’t paid during boarding and that had simply not crossed my mind as a thing that was possible? what the actual fuck

the taint of sauron

Okay so most of my photos are pretty casual. This one is a serious attempt at art nude modeling, coached and photographed by Gregor @fotografica-gregor.bsky.social with Jia kibbitzing. They like it. I think it's pretty dramatic. It took some work. #model #nude #nsfw #artnude #nudeart #dramatic

A lil bit a Peppa Pig in my life A lil bit a Piglet by my side A lil bit a Wilbur is all I need A lil bit a Babe is what I see A lil bit a Miss Piggy in the sun A lil bit a Pumbaa all night long A lil bit a Porky Pig here I am A lil bit a u makes me ur man Feral Hogs Number 30-50

Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy? The second chip was almost fungal. Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.

A cool financial trick the Man doesn't want you to know is that humans are the only animal that uses money. Just do business with those other animals instead. I just bought a bagel from a river otter in exchange for a cool pebble. Try to beat that in your human economy.

I know that as a man, I don’t have to deal with the kind of invasive examinations that women have to deal with regularly. I like to think I made up for it when the urologist stuck a camera up my dick.

Remind anyone who tries to use the phrase "separate the art from the artist" that it was originally coined for academic/critical practice in order to analyze the work. Not to cling onto stuff that actively harms people just because you like it a lot.

Primeval Knievel

Could you imagine being a horseshoe crab?

Foot grenades

I break for homophones

The Return of Sweet Pomegranates ❤️🌱 #myart #characterart #art

This plant nursery is getting a little saucy

It’s funny how quickly you get used to things and how quickly they pass. Like, it’s been weeks since the last time medical personnel handled my penis.

We live in a golden age of t-shirts

A Good Day to Die Antwoord

We Bought a Martian Zoo

I am absolutely disgusted by @warren.senate.gov’s endorsement of Graham Platner. As a constituent I feel a duty to say so. Thomas P O’Neil and Warren Studley gave their lives defending us from Nazism, along with 9,384 others buried at Omaha beach. To support a Nazi is unforgivable, shame on you.

Thinking of taking up chess just to have an IRL social activity. Anyone want to play online to get me up to speed? I have learned and forgotten how to play multiple times

I don’t know why I never got into Terry Pratchett before. Maybe he was waiting until I needed him most.

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

Weird Bluesky Wired Bluesky

People talk shit about Newsom but he’s the best Republican in years

lmao

“Yeah well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you” but with homophobia

the thing is, people could easily just watch the fucking shitty wizard show and keep their mouth shut abt it. but they want to not only do whatever they want, they want to tell people about it and argue about how they're still a good person. they want everyone else to assuage their guilt for them

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

Thirst Trap Thursday! Quote with your own work or selfie 🤳🏻

Late daily sketch 🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the cat and the samurai ? #art #artsky #ink #sketch

OMG me neither.

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Has anyone asked Pope Leo what he thinks about Daredevil? He’s the first pope who might plausibly have Daredevil opinions

Frankie was once the tiniest

This is not what happened to me.

Weird shit like this is what our mega-rich should be doing instead of...

Self-portrait from memory #nude #male #drawing

Self-portrait, possibly finished.

Self-portrait drawing

Lee “Scratch” Perry’s final album, produced in collaboration with Mouse On Mars, is due to be released this June, almost five years on from the dub pioneer’s death You can listen to lead track ‘Rockcurry’ here: buff.ly/ElDxChu

Say hello to my little frond

Kelsey Grammer might have made a good Hannibal Lecter.

Asking “where did you hear/read that?” doesn’t even have to be confrontational. If you want you can frame it like “I’d like to learn more about that.”