Penile Vitiligo - Jun 26 2026 by Mitdasein on #SoundCloud

absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got

it is what it is it is what it isn't it is what's unnerving it is what was hidden it is what we didn't want it is what it shouldn't be it is what we never meant it is complete utter fuckery

I’m only 54. I still have time to become a techno star

Lithium Mélange - Jun 21 2026 by Mitdasein on #SoundCloud Remix of works by John Lithium lithiumindustries.bandcamp.com

Vegan Pho - Jun 24 2026 by Mitdasein on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/4dOVdyvoly9P...

socialists are so scary. and they eat food, i’ve learned

Mel brooks makes me proud to be an American

Merge two films

Merge two films

#GnomonTV www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc03... www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M1s...

Sometimes I wonder if internet dogs feel the love people give them from afar. Like the way people supposedly heal faster when prayed for.

SCARY

mom used to put notes in my lunchbox when I was a kid which was really nice, food would've been nicer

Dogs

“Are you an assassin, Niles?”

Back in my day, mustaches were for three types of people: 1 porn stars 2 cops 3 porn cops

No Man, No Age - Jun 26 2026 by Mitdasein on #SoundCloud

my motorcycle gave me chlamydia

Happy pride to the super bisexuals

How short is “short”?

sorry sorry one more

If it’s the “national mall” why doesn’t it have a Sbarro?

In the last 20 minutes, dude bought a four loko “pregame” and an earthquake (24 oz, 10% ABV). I refused to sell him another earthquake

Are we sure it’s the same giraffe?

You know how fucking out of your goddamned mind insane and sheltered you have to be to wish to have fought in Vietnam

You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature.

Im really sorry about the shrimp discourse everyone

Every job listing sounds terrible

Should I 1. Buy a cheap melodica 2. Learn to play instruments I own

Results not typical

Culver’s shrimp are only for the kind of extremely rich people who have ten dollars

Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise

Bold thing to say when your party is in control of literally everything.

They should make some movies with positive representations of liminal spaces. Like when you work at a convenience store and you can go in the walk in behind the drinks. You can smoke back there and steal sodas. Why don't they show that on the movies

Good Prime Day Deal on the new Ring Female Reproductive System cam

can yall stop gang stalking me and start gang banging me

He was a sk8r bwah

Dark Arts One Me remixed by @mitdasein.bsky.social All proceeds benefit WXPI community radio in Williamsport Pennsylvania

traded in all of my post tickets at the bsky prize counter and was able to get one of those sticky rubber hands

Selected Ambien Works

Good morning from Turtle

Who will I remix next?

Sketches of @anactingangel.bsky.social from the Miley Cyrus video “Mother’s Daughter”

@untidymusic.com here, have some music bsky.app/profile/mitd...

NYT Pitchbot-ass post

Come to Daddy Day Care (1997)

Bee Movie (2007)