Thinking of taking up chess just to have an IRL social activity. Anyone want to play online to get me up to speed? I have learned and forgotten how to play multiple times

I don’t know why I never got into Terry Pratchett before. Maybe he was waiting until I needed him most.

in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5

Weird Bluesky Wired Bluesky

People talk shit about Newsom but he’s the best Republican in years

lmao

“Yeah well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you” but with homophobia

the thing is, people could easily just watch the fucking shitty wizard show and keep their mouth shut abt it. but they want to not only do whatever they want, they want to tell people about it and argue about how they're still a good person. they want everyone else to assuage their guilt for them

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove-cons-1819575405/

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

Thirst Trap Thursday! Quote with your own work or selfie 🤳🏻

Late daily sketch 🥷🐈‍⬛️ Can you spot the cat and the samurai ? #art #artsky #ink #sketch

OMG me neither.

I have no interest in this man’s problems

Has anyone asked Pope Leo what he thinks about Daredevil? He’s the first pope who might plausibly have Daredevil opinions

Frankie was once the tiniest

This is not what happened to me.

Weird shit like this is what our mega-rich should be doing instead of...

Self-portrait from memory #nude #male #drawing

Self-portrait, possibly finished.

Self-portrait drawing

Lee “Scratch” Perry’s final album, produced in collaboration with Mouse On Mars, is due to be released this June, almost five years on from the dub pioneer’s death You can listen to lead track ‘Rockcurry’ here: buff.ly/ElDxChu

Say hello to my little frond

Kelsey Grammer might have made a good Hannibal Lecter.

Asking “where did you hear/read that?” doesn’t even have to be confrontational. If you want you can frame it like “I’d like to learn more about that.”

Going through old papers, I see that the Physician’s Assistant I saw after my dog bite was the same one I saw five months later when I had serious muscle pain after they stuck a camera up my penis.

Eve 2

Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

@theecatservant.bsky.social I like your kitty

Not having luck crowdfunding. I'm not a celebrity so nobody cares. But I kinda need some meds for my tummy and money for food so if you can donate a few dollars that'd be great. Our rent situation is good since we finally got SSA to see sense.

Trickle-down edamame

@pinkzombierose.bsky.social did I ask if your glasses are fl-41?

I have a soft spot for lofts in old industrial spaces

Have they started de-aging nudity?

pls send tips im struggling , dont have income , and all my work is free Im a journalist , an artist , and trans venmo.com/u/junostump

Jia and I were staying in a fancy hotel suite and she decided that it would be good to shoot some glamour photos of me. She styled my hair a bit, did the makeup, suggested the simple (!) wardrbe 😊 I think this looks a little like vintage glam... #model #nude #glamour #vintage #B&W

No idea if it’s true but it seems extremely likely.

Incredible Wonder Woman piece by Matías Bergara. #comics #art

“He waited patiently as a herd of Critters crawled past, grazing on the contents of the choicer books and leaving behind them piles of small slim volumes of literary criticism.” — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“‘You Watch men make me want to throw up,’ he said conversationally.” — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Security

I have the nagging feeling I might have been better at programming if I’d had experience with this game.

I think yes, but it’s so habitual that I don’t even notice. I’ll make a point to pay attention.

Let me guess…he wasn’t the best actor? Also, this article starts with a PiL quote. apple.news/AG_0tt3NxQG-...

mainstream media outlets should probably be vocally asking who the actual President is

We should replace all the Columbus and Confederate statues with dog-themed statues.

Hot Take: I think Spider Man should be the new James Bond.

There’s only one elegant solution to this problem of increasingly stupid audiences, and that’s to mandate that every film ends with a closing rap song that lays out all the moral lessons of the movie. There will be a government office that reviews the songs for aural and pedagogical value.