nightylamp
@nightmare-fueler.bsky.social
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Writer for The Economist i'll save everyone they/she ยท 29
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sorry i keep saying the f-slur i just really hate yall
about 1 month ago
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[guy i hired to act like a noir detective] "love? love is a midnight trainride home that you just missed. love is a box of chocolates set to expire on february 13th. thats what love is..."
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about 7 hours ago
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[havent read the news recently] i am harry dresden
about 7 hours ago
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asking my doctor what does it mean when youre in love
about 7 hours ago
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A Guest Unbitten
about 9 hours ago
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i bought all these porn games and i still have to play them and jerk myself off? at some point you'd think my investments would pay off
about 9 hours ago
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looking up "crime" on google and getting so pissed off my head explodes
about 10 hours ago
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hawk tuah anyone said this?
about 10 hours ago
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its all chinese to me. this chinese food.
about 10 hours ago
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[entering your house but your house is different than mine] what is this? a chinese house?
about 10 hours ago
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[seeing a slightly different computer] what is this? a chinese computer?
about 10 hours ago
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Obama ๐ฏ reacted your message
about 10 hours ago
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a chinese bull in a china shop
about 10 hours ago
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anyone want to play chinese checkers in a chinese finger trap while i fiddle with my chinese blocks?
about 10 hours ago
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A Jacob's ladder (also magic tablets, Chinese blocks, and klick-klack toy[1]) is a folk toy consisting of blocks of wood held together by strings or ribbons
about 10 hours ago
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replying "lol im going to hell for laughing at this" but thats because i was on my phone in line at the pearly gates and saint peter literally saw me
about 10 hours ago
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i need to tell my parents to stop introducing me as "a tsundere"
about 10 hours ago
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where is that beautiful automobile this is not my large house this is not my large wife
about 10 hours ago
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anyone want to have sex? my schedule is currently open for the next 5 minutes or so
about 10 hours ago
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over the boulder shoulder holder
about 10 hours ago
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For first time ever, Worldbuilders discover there are more heraldic animals than wolves
1 day ago
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[gif reply of the hulk running really fast with the caption "me on my way to fuck your wife" to some liberal with a bad take] [account with 55k followers and 125k following] "if he was orange that would be drumf"
1 day ago
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Gupp
1 day ago
crafting my most wel made erection yet
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realtor asking their friend to help their business by spreading the word about houses
1 day ago
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sorry, cant post right now. theres a frickin cheeto in the office
2 days ago
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spoiler alert they shoot the dog point blank in Marley & Me. its like the first ten minutes
2 days ago
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bungie jumping off the edge of my bed
2 days ago
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no protestants, catholicism doesnt count as a mental disorder
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2 days ago
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crazy how this doesnt get labeled by the mods. ive been jerking off to this since it was posted
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2 days ago
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fewer* moonves
2 days ago
"No way. Fuck off."
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the tides answer to me, playboy
2 days ago
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coward
2 days ago
if anything bad happened i would honestly start screaming and crying
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had a dream that everyone was a type of crayon and my boss was donald trump and he was orange. he called me into his office where he was sleeping and i asked what he wanted and he said "lets talk in my dream"
2 days ago
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theyre replacing my body with robots now. im all robots
3 days ago
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i do not like that little thing from pragmata. nothing ive seen from that game looks good enough to justify having that thing around.
3 days ago
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traumatic stress disorder. thats it, thats the post
3 days ago
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ok i figured out how to be naked, problem solved
3 days ago
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lead, lead, and lead are all pronounced the same and mean the same thing cuz i wrote it 3 times
3 days ago
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telling my parents im putting myself in "time in"
3 days ago
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NOBODY TOUCH ME
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3 days ago
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idk how to get naked
3 days ago
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we go together like fries and relish-mayo
3 days ago
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guy sitting in the cuck chair asking the guy eating his wife out if he's gonna finish that
3 days ago
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porn
3 days ago
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potion of
3 days ago
let's all come on this website for 5 minutes a day and not have very much to say
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driving behind a jeep with the sticker "men who drive jeeps have the best pussy" and trying to decypher if theyre trans and funny or cis and annoying
3 days ago
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No more Mr. Guy
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3 days ago
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im stealing my grandpa's chud shirt
3 days ago
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chudjacketing
3 days ago
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i looked up "im declaring war on fat gay kids" because i saw the rfk video and i wanted to verify it. why tf does the wiki article for "woman" show up on the first page of google?
3 days ago
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asking Geppetto why he didnt make something cooler than Pinocchio
3 days ago
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