if Pikmin 18,000,000,011 was good then why isnt there Pikmin 18,000,000,012?

Baby: wah wah. waaah Me: I get it little man. A few years ago I was at the end of my rope. Nothing seemed to be going my way and it didnt seem like there was any chance of that improving. My life was a black hallway with no windows or doors. Can I give you a pamphlet that changed everything for me?

if you say something is cheugy i dont know what you mean. i never looked it up.

do you ever think aries didnt know what to do when the greeks and the romans were both praying to him before starting a war

Lick her? I hardly knower!

God of War? How about try being God of Fun & Happiness, loser.

im top of the mood chain

play with my funky music, white boy ("funky music" is what i call my penis)

Grand GTA-style Car Theft

sometimes im just sitting here and can feel myself dying

i have the right to remain soylent

curse of the grandpa

[waving my hand in a dismissive way towards you] "timeline shenanigans. you shouldnt be here."

watching all the christmas movies in chronological order

kakyoin cherry on the pussy

my collection of wheat pennies is about to grow 10 fold in value

the fuckboi of the bopera is here ..

if i like a sports post from you, please understand its for moral support. i have no idea who or what youre talking about.

ay mi gatito miau miau

6 misses in a row with 70% hit chance at advantage 🥲

[arnold schwarzenegger voice] "get to the chudler!"

This is true, you can tell because people during WWII era fascism weren't allowed to post on the internet either.

i suspended a man in a solution just to watch him emulsify

Please, Mr. Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke was my father. You can just call me Jugemu

i got the "just kiss me like you hate me" dialogue with Shadowheart :3

coolrobotsounds dot net

"Let them eat cake" ok? i was literally aready doing that? we should kill this bitch.

if you dont go and check out my midnight posts about jugemu, youre not a real follower

Hey there New York City, what's like inside Delilah?

"I'm Him" "whos that?" "no its like a thing people say" "oh. i am him too." "no we cant both.. whatever"

[at a house party] "ah shit, dont look now but Amaterasu just walked in" (sound of my friend eyes burning out of their sockets) "fuck i think she saw me"

[noir film] im getting fingered by a pee eye

if i thought i was turning japanese i'd probably see a doctor or a priest, not write a song about it

america is not ready for a president with an extremely long and hard to pronounce name

me and the lads are hanging out with jugemu later if you want to come.. what? no his name's just jugemu. you must be thinking of someone else.

i wish you guys were japanese so my jugemu jokes would land

John Jacob Jingleheimer Jugemu

they should have just named him Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei to save on time

hey jugemu, leave some names for the rest of us!

the thing about jesus was that everyone was named jesus back then, so its really hard to tell exactly who the bible is talking about

rule 34 of the internet: have fun and be kind

look samus/metroid fans .. literally every game has to be annoying as fuck, you dont get to worm your way out of having an annoying guy in your game

they say to check with your doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours because they dont want you to get Super Boner and go mad with power

i just got a text thats just says "you didnt come up with Thud Daniels. you know what you did"

[guy falls from ceiling, knocking himself out] "oh dont worry about him, thats just my friend Thud Daniels"

i love playing as a squad of baddies on BG3

like the legend of the penis

if i was president i would make every month pride month and i would turn military appreciation month into a single, midday hour on, like, may 12th or something

if i had an iron fist you just know i'd be doing some ruling with that

how are you guys celebrating coffeetide