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Bad stuff is illegal now, mom said
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my main mental illness is that I post too good
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logging in just to say "rip bozo"
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my new laundry detergent smells very much like something I want to drink and I don't think that's good
about 2 months ago
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I haven't been posting very much because I don't want to mostly because every time I load into this website I mostly just find out about yet another insufferable dope who deserves 1,000 swirlies in the nastiest gas station toilet
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 1 year ago
It's never a bad time to bring up that we a b s o l u t e l y have the resources and ability to provide housing, food, clothing, healthcare, and education to everyone at no direct cost to the individual; and we just choose not to do it.
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 1 year ago
People should just get paid six thousand dollars a month to exist. You may have counterpoints and things to consider about this idea but let me just get ahead of them: shut up
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yeah ...yeah
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Colin Spacetwinks
3 months ago
aaahahahahahahahahahahaha hoooooooo everyone's kept getting the bludgeon of "at least dems care about QUEERS" used against them if they ever have any criticism of the party and now we're getting to watch the queers in the party decide which other queers they consider expendable
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Lupita Nihongo
3 months ago
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
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Gallifreyan Jedi
3 months ago
the simplest answer to questions like this is the same one the questioners refuse to consider: dems are In On It
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Tiffy Clyro (Tee Cee)
3 months ago
I have nothing to last me, all my money went on getting some food at my pals for us and the dog, I had to borrow £10 to get a taxi the rest of the way home. I have nothing to last me until the 10th, not a penny to my name. Please help Paypal:
[email protected]
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Gallifreyan Jedi
3 months ago
IF YOU HAD JUST VOTED FOR GENOCIDE WE WOULDN'T HAVE ALL THIS GENOCIDE YOU DUMB LEFTIST BABY
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Double Fine
3 months ago
Yesterday's BL giveaway on Itch unexpectedly raised ~$6k from generous tips & donations, thank you! We will be donating it all to charity, split between two causes: Parkinson's support, for Ozzy, and LGBTQIA+ support, because Itch chose that same moment to do what they did.
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Hank Hogan is in hell now, balder than ever before
3 months ago
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If I was Trump I would've already released a sheet of construction paper that had "Epsteen Fyle" on it in red crayon, and on the back it says "Tump innocet" Would've been good enough for the MAGAts and the Dem establishment
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parishioners, there's a reason "semen" slant-rhymes with "demon"
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We've been a failed nation since we let capitalism take the place of democracy And that's been a good long time
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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀
3 months ago
There is literally no reason for the GOP to think Democrats even want to be in power again, let alone use power. Harris lost a race by trying to out-Republican Trump, Dem leadership have spent 6 months in the fetal position, and the Party's current hero, Newsom, is a spineless conservative creep.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb
3 months ago
Holy shit. Christian Smalls reports there have been multiple sabotage attempts on the freedom flotilla ship Handala, including a tank of *acid* that was delivered to them instead of water for the showers and kitchen which burned two crew members.
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Bullwark
3 months ago
Kinda reached the point where American progressive politician is defined as someone who leaves the Klan hood at home
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#StrikeForMutualAid 🍉 Cockroach Queer Trans Kafka 🦇⚧️
4 months ago
"Detention has surged by more than 48 percent since January, pushing the detained population to over 59,000—an all-time high, according to available data." The US is holding 60,000 people in literal concentration camps, right now. Act accordingly.
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shaunt
3 months ago
people who say "i'll never vote for party A unless they give me X, Y and Z" understand and are participating in democracy. anyone who is like "i will vote for party A under any circumstances no matter what" may as well have a king
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shaunt
3 months ago
when you, years out from an election, say "i will vote for that triangulating shitbag throwing minorities under the bus because they'll still be better than the other guy" you need to understand that the triangulating shitbag is Watching You: "they'll still vote for me! no need to change course!"
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Colin Spacetwinks
3 months ago
you've watched multiple financial crises, national and international protest movements against police brutality, and even a coup attempt that could've killed some of them do not a goddamn thing to shake dem leadership out of their routine, leaving you feeling even more powerless than before
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Colin Spacetwinks
3 months ago
really does feel like one of the (many) factors of the cranking up of "you have to promise your vote forever" behavior is people watching multiple mass protest movements and national crises fail to budge dem leadership at all, leaving them looking for SOMEWHERE they think they can have influence
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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀
3 months ago
"They're purity testing Newsom!" is inaccurate. I don't know any critics who think he isn't being a pure enough Democrat. They all think he's being exactly what the Dems now represent: a sneering center-right wimp who'd sell out 10,000 marginalized people for one hypothetical maga vote.
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maura quint
3 months ago
while there are some decent people who are registered as Republican voters, there is not a single Republican elected who should be allowed to exist in public without having rotted trash thrown at them at every minute
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It was difficult for me to believe that people would actually rally behind Newsom, but then I remembered there were folks hardcore enough for Mayor Pete of all people that they did a whole big stupid dance for him
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A.R. Moxon
3 months ago
Treating an illegitimate court as legitimate is just as corrosive to the rule of law as is treating a legitimate court as if it were illegitimate.
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The Onion
3 months ago
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Concentration Scamp
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Concentration Scamp
https://theonion.com/concentration-scamp/
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Kasey Gifford
3 months ago
Please just ignore anything related to the new Harry Potter show. Do not give it your time or attention. If you see something about it, remember that part of every dollar it earns is used to hurt real trans people.
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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸
3 months ago
"why did so many korean presidents go to jail" bro why aren't all US presidents in jail
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Deva Woodly
3 months ago
Have just realized that the silly “Bezos wants to buy Vogue as a lavish wedding gift for his bride” story that’s been circulating is inaccurate - Bezos wants to buy Condé Nast which owns The New Yorker,Teen Vogue, Wired & Arts Technica because he is an oligarch who wants to crush all dissent.
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A Catbus on Elm Street
3 months ago
anyone not vocally advocating to abolish ICE at this point is objectively pro-gestapo and that includes liberal politicians
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I was just following the computer's orders
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Melinda Magpie 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 Free Link, free Palestine
4 months ago
Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills. A true role model for today.
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demi adejuyigbe
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Senate Gabe
4 months ago
Oh so I guess we are at war now.
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California mayor posts video urging residents to stay indoors amid immigration operations
Perris Mayor Michael Vargas urged his residents to stay indoors and avoid going out unless necessary, as immigration operations continue.
https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/california-perris-mayor-video-immigration-operations/
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Noodle 🍜
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♡ Kate, a haunting 👻 🎃 🇬🇹~ FREE 🇵🇸 🇸🇩
4 months ago
ICE murdered this man. Fuck you, ICE, fuck you to hell, you scumbag murderers.
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Lupita Nihongo
4 months ago
Only America would have 100 billion dollars for kidnappers & 0 dollars for pothole fillers.
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hey did you know you can just reach inside of your refrigerator and pull out all the forgotten jars of sauce with like 2% left in them and just... throw them out? stuff like this is what they should teach in public school
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The Ass is the father of the legs
4 months ago
It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
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Erin Biba
4 months ago
Jewish orgs Keshet and the Hebrew Free Loan Association are giving out interest-free loans to LGBTQ+ folks who need to re-locate but can’t afford it. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE JEWISH. “The idea that people were having to pick up and flee their homes was something that resonated Jewishly.”
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Persecuted for being LGBTQ+ in Trump country, they now have a chance to start over someplace new
Keshet and the Hebrew Free Loan Society are fighting persecution by offering loans to those who need to flee,
https://forward.com/culture/753508/lgbtq-jews-hebrew-free-loan-society-keshet-move-to-thrive/?utm_content=linkstream_stream&utm_source=storystream
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Ahhhhh
4 months ago
If you’re not advocating for a socialist transformation of society I don’t actually care to hear about how everyone should be non violent because you don’t even believe that. You believe in the grotesque violence of capitalism. You have just accepted it and normalized it.
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steviebaby🫡
4 months ago
it's a bummer the ADL is too busy doing the important work of defending an ongoing holocaust in gaza to speak out about the richest man in america proposing a brand new holocaust in america
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Think Doctor Doom but instead of being obsessed with killing a stretchy dude I would instead be obsessed, in the same general fashion, with killing every last CEO
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Ahhhhh
4 months ago
Wow I bet abundance liberalism will stop the ocean currents from reversing and house everyone in the face of insurance collapse and climate destruction
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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻
4 months ago
i'm excited for everyone to be extremely normal about this.
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