me when i'm sad at the funeral of my husband i definitely loved

calling out of work to attend a nazi rally and not even telling them a fake reason

[waddling out to publicly mourn my idiot son's dead friend with jock jams blaring at 120dB] we really miss jerry kirk don't we folks

Because you needed a cute red panda video to pick you up... 😊 #bluesky #nature #animals

placing my bet in the “solution to autism” is to just stop allowing testing for it and placing people currently diagnosed with it on a list

iran is set to bomb spongebob into the stone age

milk of the puppy

happy international red panda day when u get mad at me this is who u are yelling at

Now that you're (justly) angry about Jimmy Kimmel, did you know that Palestinian Americans were evicted in 2023 and 2024 for flying Palestinian flags in their windows? It's true. I have a case before the Seventh Circuit about it.

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

there’s no real point to “dems suck” posts anymore once they hit the point of voting for charlie kirk remembrance day. That’s the end of the game and now you start over with new game plus and everything unlocked. It’s 2007 and you’re about to tell politico Hillary Clinton had slaves

wrong. also you're stupid because you hope if you appease the fascists they will treat you better

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

i love when i eat a cookie and it tastes like chewable aspirin for some reason

in case you wanted to know what a "regular german" was saying in 1934 it was denial all the way down. "well nobody like me is in harm's way, they're just detaining the communists"

more like Will Standstill amirite fellow workers

HELL YEAH AUSTIN POWERS

Spoiled milk indeed. I am once again calling upon @whstancil.bsky.social to stop this shit at once. You’ve allowed the internet to make you weird and combative and you have bad opinions and beliefs.

word has it the plane was trans

All of these men require nazis and child rapists to be prominent actors in their society so that they can convince themselves that they are virtuous in comparison. There is nothing there. All of these men have women in their lives who would be afraid to disclose the ways they’ve been abused to them.

why do people keep treating chris hayes like he’s “the good one” at msnbc it’s more of the same slop

Yeah, y’all are starting to do that racist thing where you imagine any achievement made by a Black person is proof they’re not subject to racism, so you can say all types of nasty racist shit to/about them.

I’m a little sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 on William Stancil.

Shooter: I am afraid my darling Roommate: why so afraid my dear Shooter: I am afraid of Kash Patel. I am afraid bc he is the best FBI director of all time, he will catch me, no one can stop him

Did.... he just mock Kirk's death?

TRUE TRANS TIMELINE

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

This Week's Onion Magazine:

You do not hate the leadership of the national democratic party enough

actually no, you probably do not want the FBI coming to talk to you

go ahead and click save on this one, this is an all timer

white cishet guy with no family, to a black lady: "you should want the fbi to interrogate you!" white cishet guy with no family, after everyone reads his post: "why is everyone mad at me again? is it because of [one thing nobody was mad about]? that makes no sense! you are all crazy"

this is genuinely one of the worst pieces of advice I've ever seen in my life. no, you should not be telling a black woman to do things to make the FBI come to her house. what the fuck

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

many such liberals

as president and spokesman of the annoying leftists society, i appreciate the begrudging capitulation also L + ratio + bozos + what were you all thinking being seen with liz cheney

Brian Kilmeade said we should murder homeless people like three days ago and didn’t skip a beat

the best posters to ever do it are StopArrestingMe on fark dot com, dril on twitter, and Ken M on yahoo. there is no fourth member of this mount rushmore please do not send me mountains of replies with your personal favorites that would be the worst thing imaginable to me (do it do it)

personally I care way more about this than jimmy kimmel but hopefully people who care about kimmel realize how it’s connected to mahmoud

yeah i brought this up a couple weeks ago when he last begged the mods to ban me for disagreeing with him better he scream at me over and over for making him feel foolish than every woman who did the same he really doesn’t get why people dislike him

Just to be clear, Charlie Kirk was a racist piece of shit, Israel is committing genocide in Occupied Palestine, and trans rights are human rights, and if a million people file ARDC complaints against me or send me death threats I will never recant any of those things.

they were right all along about the threat they created, you mean. at which point you don’t have to hand it to them at all. they’re at fault.

very fun watching the ardent gavin newsom stans suddenly realize that the people telling them not to rsvp to protests might have had a point two days too late, and only because they took a late night host off the air. did you think the administration was only coming after the people you also hate?