do you think the puppeteers operating the Statler and Waldorf puppets ever explored each others bodies

lol. lmao even

kids these days will never know the joy of setting the family computer’s startup sound to a 3-minute long Cartoon Planet .wav file

my poor mother being forced to listen to this every morning before going to work

pointing my butt in the direction of a nuclear blast, call that getting my ass wiped

uninstalling arc raiders after learning it takes place in italy

the same ppl who want me to accept AI content want me to buy natural diamonds instead of lab grown ones

michael tracey running cover for the ppl named in the epstein files and smearing virginia giuffre was on my bingo card. I won bingo. “bingo!”

it’s going to be an annually celebrated holiday

Drag Me to Hell [2009]

guys look, I found the only non-38-year old on the website !!

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

these fucks will literally say anything

it would be cool if a beautiful woman blew me to smithereens

I wonder how many Good Place points you get docked each time you ask grok to explain something

this is what they took from you

I experienced a discharge of my ass while present in the bathroom

luigi mangione missed his true calling (italian tiktok boyfriend who gets visibly upset after watching his girlfriend cut pasta with scissors)

Aliens noticing Vance isn't on earth anymore and panicking like when you see a spider but it disappears while you turn away for a second

they should add dongs to the guys on mount rushmore

hornse

Oscar the grouch is not in the files but you know Grover absolutely is

i’m stilllll in a dreeeeam,

I will never go live. all camera using apps shut up forever. you cannot make me go live

on an totally unrelated note i have some great news to share with my followers

screw all the other bullshit. send this to the aliens

gavin newsom retire bitch

I personally think kid rock should stick to music and keep politics out of it

important question: how do you pronounce “bepis”

torrenting the melania movie just so i can delete it

“jeff epstein? the financier?” remains a god tier bit that lives in my head rent free

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before, your honor

the cat just took a shit that i can only describe as Evil

jk rowling in the files lmaoooo

koko the gorilla is in the files I just can’t prove it yet

the same ppl who want me to accept AI content want me to buy natural diamonds instead of lab grown ones

he cooked here

cant wait to see the full movie and watch yoshi cough up the kazoo lodged in his throat and he talks like sean penn for the remaining 70 minutes

ian miles cheong might be the only person alive who isn’t in the files but wishes he was for the sake of feeling included

KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>? KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land KOKO: jealousy pedophile

I always knew you were special mi look

it’s okay to start dry january on the 30th right

question for my fellow innies: when’s the last time you cleaned that thing out

pulling myself up by my own boobstraps

just saw an ad for BIMZELX™️ i love that they’re running out of normal sounding brand names for drugs and are just stealing names from passing UFOs

does anyone want to give me $10,000