doc shartman
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im three deers beep
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I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
about 1 year ago
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do you think the puppeteers operating the Statler and Waldorf puppets ever explored each others bodies
about 4 hours ago
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lol. lmao even
about 6 hours ago
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kids these days will never know the joy of setting the family computer’s startup sound to a 3-minute long Cartoon Planet .wav file
1 day ago
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my poor mother being forced to listen to this every morning before going to work
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1 day ago
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pointing my butt in the direction of a nuclear blast, call that getting my ass wiped
1 day ago
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uninstalling arc raiders after learning it takes place in italy
1 day ago
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Stupid Twink
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the same ppl who want me to accept AI content want me to buy natural diamonds instead of lab grown ones
10 days ago
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michael tracey running cover for the ppl named in the epstein files and smearing virginia giuffre was on my bingo card. I won bingo. “bingo!”
1 day ago
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it’s going to be an annually celebrated holiday
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3 days ago
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Drag Me to Hell [2009]
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3 days ago
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guys look, I found the only non-38-year old on the website !!
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3 days ago
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jojo! đź’š
11 months ago
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Arin Arcady
5 days ago
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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these fucks will literally say anything
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4 days ago
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it would be cool if a beautiful woman blew me to smithereens
4 days ago
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I wonder how many Good Place points you get docked each time you ask grok to explain something
4 days ago
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this is what they took from you
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4 days ago
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I experienced a discharge of my ass while present in the bathroom
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5 days ago
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luigi mangione missed his true calling (italian tiktok boyfriend who gets visibly upset after watching his girlfriend cut pasta with scissors)
about 1 year ago
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Ahab Apologist
5 days ago
Aliens noticing Vance isn't on earth anymore and panicking like when you see a spider but it disappears while you turn away for a second
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little baby granny 🏳️‍⚧️
6 days ago
they should add dongs to the guys on mount rushmore
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hornse
loading . . .
hornse ♫
YouTube video by TMoN
https://youtu.be/D9pQuup1uyc?si=scWfHwwjIgPauSrw
6 days ago
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Oscar the grouch is not in the files but you know Grover absolutely is
6 days ago
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i’m stilllll in a dreeeeam,
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6 days ago
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I will never go live. all camera using apps shut up forever. you cannot make me go live
7 days ago
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on an totally unrelated note i have some great news to share with my followers
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7 days ago
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screw all the other bullshit. send this to the aliens
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8 days ago
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gavin newsom retire bitch
8 days ago
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I personally think kid rock should stick to music and keep politics out of it
8 days ago
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important question: how do you pronounce “bepis”
about 2 months ago
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torrenting the melania movie just so i can delete it
9 days ago
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“jeff epstein? the financier?” remains a god tier bit that lives in my head rent free
9 days ago
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I see you’ve played knifey spoony before, your honor
9 days ago
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the cat just took a shit that i can only describe as Evil
2 months ago
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jk rowling in the files lmaoooo
9 days ago
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koko the gorilla is in the files I just can’t prove it yet
11 days ago
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the same ppl who want me to accept AI content want me to buy natural diamonds instead of lab grown ones
10 days ago
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he cooked here
10 days ago
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cant wait to see the full movie and watch yoshi cough up the kazoo lodged in his throat and he talks like sean penn for the remaining 70 minutes
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17 days ago
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ian miles cheong might be the only person alive who isn’t in the files but wishes he was for the sake of feeling included
11 days ago
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
11 days ago
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>? KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land KOKO: jealousy pedophile
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jeremy kaplowitz
12 days ago
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I always knew you were special mi look
12 days ago
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it’s okay to start dry january on the 30th right
12 days ago
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question for my fellow innies: when’s the last time you cleaned that thing out
13 days ago
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pulling myself up by my own boobstraps
14 days ago
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just saw an ad for BIMZELX™️ i love that they’re running out of normal sounding brand names for drugs and are just stealing names from passing UFOs
14 days ago
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does anyone want to give me $10,000
14 days ago
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