voodoo autism vs virus autism

god I fuckin love floating and flying in dreams. I know it can’t be real but I’m having such a good time I don’t care

in the bathed room, dusting off the ol electronics. and by that, haha, well. lets justr say. my pooper

and now ladies and gentlemen for my next trick, allow me to introduce... the KLF

We were talking about how booby traps are federally illegal and I got to wondering which one of them had committed more felonies at the time of this meeting

thinking about this today

Nope [2022]

thinking about this today

for sale: “chaos emeralds?” obama chuckled

i’m brilyn hollyhand welcome to jackass

did any of my moots get raptured today? I realize you would not be able to answer if you were, but I’m asking anyway

just saw a profile of a guy named "Gargamel Bolsonaro"

hey guys check this out

a hundred million people in unison when trump croaks:

you ever crack a fart so perfectly it makes the cat get up and leave the room

"the kissinger part is true"

Cass Sunstein 9/10ths of the way done with his Chotiner interview

RFK's face is like if a 90 year old man's nutsack had depression

oh hey RFK didn’t see you there

finally got my murder mystery podcast enjoying wife, who doesn’t want to watch literally anything at all, to watch british panel shows with me and life is good

the cat has gotten hold of my medieval times VIP lanyard

what if it does rapture tmrw and just no one at all qualifies

RFK's face looks like the wallet that broke cartoon characters open and a moth flies out

it’s going to be weeks straight of partying in the streets when trump finally croaks

finally: Autism 2

heard there was an earthquake somewhere but i'm just over here masturbating

it’s very funny seeing the new iphone marketed for its camera being good enough to shoot blockbusters when they’re shoving AI into every imaginable crevice possible

billionaire is short for williamionaire

that bronzer is doing heavy lifting I would describe as Sisyphean

Call me Icarus the way I’m regretting these hot wings

why does Kyrsten Sinema look like she needs to make a waitress cry before she can cum

The only ethical use of AI is to create a deepfaked cut of Tron 3 that replaces Jared Leto with Tim Robinson released to torrent sites the same day it premieres in theaters

“if you read this you are gay” is an incredible manifesto

bro

many people are saying it

if you know what a j-dive is I fuck w you

jimmy kimmel give me $50,000 it would be so funny

3/5ths of an episode of A Prairie Home Companion he taped off the radio

i made a new emoji to capture a feeling

RIP charlie kirk you would have loved 9/11/2025

does anyone want to give me $4,000

watching the "Bart vs Australia" episode of the simpsons one last time before canceling disney plus out of principle over a comedian i don't even really like

i need mutual fund advice but will only accept it from benis pemps

Charlie Kirk, or as I like to call him, Kab-looie C.K.

how your email reaches me

where my migraine havers at. migraine gang rise up - ooh. ow. fuck

I wonder if charlie kirk’s killer thought he was going to have hot women lined up outside the courthouse for him the way luigi does

Oh, you muted me because I repost too much? Did you also pluck out your two precious eyes upon witnessing your first sunset? So sure, were you, that you’d taken in all the majesty and beauty you’d ever need in this life? What melancholy. I envy and pity your surety in equal measures. #unmutekafui