some say she’s still out there to this day, posting

With the launch of Artemis II, for the first time a man from London Ontario is currently situated in the cold vacuum of space, in what resident of nearby rival Kitchener Ontario are calling, "a good start"

hey what happened to that terrifyingly sexy latina orb mother

have to put one of our cats down this Friday 😭

just in case anybody needs a reminder

just finished watching Tron: Ares on Poob. I give it a 6/10

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a fun april fools prank is to tell your friends to follow doc shartman 🤭🤭 but then casually forget to remind them to unfollow him 🤭🤭🤭

I heard there was a dang cheeto in the SCOTUS room

given how pretty much everyone pronounces “america” and “again” it’s a wonder no one’s suggested pronouncing it “muhguh”

I believe him

this is what rizz looked like in 1994

this is what rizz looked like in 1994

when im president we’re getting to the bottom of why there are *twenty* fucking seasons of ancient aliens

I said shut the fuck up!! look at him !!!

I bet getting jump started feels fucking bananas

waiting patiently in a starter pack with a shiv and a devilish grin

god it tickles the hell out of me whenever my pinned post gets reskeeted and a new cohort of ppl are expressing their abject horror at my cursed bathroom floor

when dracula gets into his 50s do you think he gets dad blod

I said shut the fuck up!! look at him !!!

Reality tv sucks, AI sucks, advertising sucks, health insurance sucks. I think we’ve hit on something here

I love how this guy couldn’t be troubled to give a single fuck

this was the best issue of disney adventures ever, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

someone hacked my phone and put this in my photo reel istg

distant relative of Serial Experiments

the way this scene irrevocably impacted a generation of undiagnosed autistic folk

I eat FACTS for BREAKFAST and shit FEELINGS at DINNER. i am DIVORCED

they say he’s “jurgen habermas” and I’m like, yeah, I can tell

A Parent’s Guide to Skibidi Toilet

they say he’s “jurgen habermas” and I’m like, yeah, I can tell

this was the best issue of disney adventures ever, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

chat is telling someone you’re going to devote an entire episode of a true crime podcast to them an actionable threat or nah

what if the real flimsy steve was the friendz we made along the way

love it when a gc is clearly leaking out of its ears

ain’t seen too many alf hogs around here as of late

A new contender for best headline

everyone shut up! shut up and look at this cat

that one song by macy gray. don’t play that shit around me. and take “long december” by counting crows with you on the way out

Completely misread this and for a second thought this meant the tent man was Bob Woodward.

remember when we all just used to rickroll each other

*nodding sagely* he’s right

i am currently available to field more questions like these

it’ll never stop being funny how mid-aughts pop punk and emo is the chronological equivalent of disco music for today’s kids

i’m going to direct a horror movie where man-eating alien creatures are deprived of health insurance

This owlette looks like Adrian Brody in a Wes Anderson movie

CEO of NeverWashedAss dot biz

has anyone asked Blippi whether he condemns hamas

did anyone make sure jesus on the cross drank some water