doc shartman
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Iāve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
over 1 year ago
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some say sheās still out there to this day, posting
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With the launch of Artemis II, for the first time a man from London Ontario is currently situated in the cold vacuum of space, in what resident of nearby rival Kitchener Ontario are calling, "a good start"
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hey what happened to that terrifyingly sexy latina orb mother
about 16 hours ago
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have to put one of our cats down this Friday š
about 18 hours ago
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im bebop, man, so thats what you call me š¹šØ
1 day ago
just in case anybody needs a reminder
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just finished watching Tron: Ares on Poob. I give it a 6/10
1 day ago
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Catbus
about 1 year ago
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a fun april fools prank is to tell your friends to follow doc shartman š¤š¤ but then casually forget to remind them to unfollow him š¤š¤š¤
1 day ago
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I heard there was a dang cheeto in the SCOTUS room
1 day ago
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given how pretty much everyone pronounces āamericaā and āagainā itās a wonder no oneās suggested pronouncing it āmuhguhā
1 day ago
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I believe him
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1 day ago
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this is what rizz looked like in 1994
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1 day ago
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this is what rizz looked like in 1994
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1 day ago
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when im president weāre getting to the bottom of why there are *twenty* fucking seasons of ancient aliens
1 day ago
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I said shut the fuck up!! look at him !!!
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3 days ago
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I bet getting jump started feels fucking bananas
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2 days ago
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waiting patiently in a starter pack with a shiv and a devilish grin
3 days ago
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god it tickles the hell out of me whenever my pinned post gets reskeeted and a new cohort of ppl are expressing their abject horror at my cursed bathroom floor
3 days ago
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when dracula gets into his 50s do you think he gets dad blod
3 days ago
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I said shut the fuck up!! look at him !!!
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3 days ago
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Reality tv sucks, AI sucks, advertising sucks, health insurance sucks. I think weāve hit on something here
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3 days ago
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I love how this guy couldnāt be troubled to give a single fuck
3 days ago
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this was the best issue of disney adventures ever, donāt let anyone tell you otherwise
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3 days ago
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someone hacked my phone and put this in my photo reel istg
3 days ago
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distant relative of Serial Experiments
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3 days ago
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the way this scene irrevocably impacted a generation of undiagnosed autistic folk
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3 days ago
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I eat FACTS for BREAKFAST and shit FEELINGS at DINNER. i am DIVORCED
3 days ago
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they say heās ājurgen habermasā and Iām like, yeah, I can tell
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3 days ago
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Jen Vaughn
3 days ago
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A Parentās Guide to Skibidi Toilet
3 days ago
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they say heās ājurgen habermasā and Iām like, yeah, I can tell
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3 days ago
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this was the best issue of disney adventures ever, donāt let anyone tell you otherwise
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3 days ago
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chat is telling someone youāre going to devote an entire episode of a true crime podcast to them an actionable threat or nah
3 days ago
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what if the real flimsy steve was the friendz we made along the way
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love it when a gc is clearly leaking out of its ears
3 days ago
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aināt seen too many alf hogs around here as of late
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4 days ago
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Will Kerslake
4 days ago
A new contender for best headline
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everyone shut up! shut up and look at this cat
4 days ago
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that one song by macy gray. donāt play that shit around me. and take ālong decemberā by counting crows with you on the way out
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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Edwin Davies
5 days ago
Completely misread this and for a second thought this meant the tent man was Bob Woodward.
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remember when we all just used to rickroll each other
5 days ago
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*nodding sagely* heās right
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5 days ago
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i am currently available to field more questions like these
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6 days ago
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itāll never stop being funny how mid-aughts pop punk and emo is the chronological equivalent of disco music for todayās kids
6 days ago
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iām going to direct a horror movie where man-eating alien creatures are deprived of health insurance
6 days ago
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Matt Browner Hamlin
6 days ago
This owlette looks like Adrian Brody in a Wes Anderson movie
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CEO of NeverWashedAss dot biz
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6 days ago
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has anyone asked Blippi whether he condemns hamas
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did anyone make sure jesus on the cross drank some water
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