doc shartman
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I’ve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
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running for president on the platform of worldwide abolishment of the internet
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men, when you use the toilet you are reducing your body's overall alpha. hold that shit in
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1 day ago
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me and the homies on the same flight headed to the video game convention
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1 day ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
1 day ago
Every time somebody posts “zohran derangement syndrome” my brain autocompletes “had a very shiny nose.”
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2011 was thirty five years ago
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joyce carol oates do you like alternative rock
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joyce carol oates do you like alternative rock
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sometimes I miss when characters in shows/movies would do internal monologue with their voice slightly echoed. You only ever see it on Disney channel shit anymore
2 days ago
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uncritical support for JCO in her battle against home depot skeletons like elon musk
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2 days ago
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what da
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I’m Jonathan Chait, welcome to Jackass [twangy guitar riff]
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born miserable
8 months ago
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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skáld
3 days ago
texas paul is a big streamer on Hubo. you can see all his videos on Scunch. he just did a Flingo collab with GĂĽch1488
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Chris Morran
4 days ago
I would do anything for Ross, But i won't Douthat (I'll see myself out)
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Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️
4 days ago
I’m so sorry
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i'm taking it full circle as god intended
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4 days ago
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thinking about all of elon musk’s companies and realizing his vision for the future is literally just ripping off total recall
5 days ago
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thinking about all of elon musk’s companies and realizing his vision for the future is literally just ripping off total recall
5 days ago
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ok this is just unfair
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5 days ago
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seeing literally anybody posting about Rama Duwaji
5 days ago
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it's a slow news day in hell's ass
5 days ago
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everybody get a load of this guy!!
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5 days ago
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she domo my roboto til i arigato
6 days ago
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when you turn 39 they should put you in a special home away from civil society
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[ice T voice]: they got kids in the street cutting up lettuce and wrapping it up with cold cuts and provolone on a hoagie. they callin it a "grinder."
7 days ago
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homemade chickpea soup brother
6 days ago
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2015 was forty years ago
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it rules how many people think the New York mayoral election results are a direct pipeline to sharia law and gulags
6 days ago
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just saw a long series of skeets on my timeline where comments were disabled and I started thinking about my sins and what I could have done to deserve this
7 days ago
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i've messaged as many of my friends in NY as I could and no one can find a single copy anymore. they sold out so instantly that they're already popping up on ebay for over a hundred bucks
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7 days ago
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ApocalypticaNow
7 days ago
There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes
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what an extremely normal thing to post
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Rory Blank
8 days ago
andrew cuomo's good luck truck, which was sentient, has been euthanized :(
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bro
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bartender just rang the dinner bell to announce that zohran won and dick cheney’s in hell lol
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Grosdoriane
8 days ago
They are adding Zohran Mamdani to Fortnite
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conservatives threatening to "escape from new york" are correct in identifying with that movie in that they ought to be hunted down for sport
8 days ago
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sing it with me
8 days ago
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I see trees of green, red roses too,
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i'm gonna call your employer about how you're making fun of dick cheney's death online and tell him to give you a raise and suck you off
8 days ago
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who's got the vid of them hearing about dick cheney and visibly giving zero fucks
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8 days ago
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dick cheney? the guy from halliburton? the guy who opposed george w bush on same sex marriage?
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8 days ago
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kenny gesserit 🦝
9 days ago
4D chess
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mfw I’m pooping my pants but trying to play it cool
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9 days ago
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mfw they’re putting a “communist” in the mayorship
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9 days ago
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hammancheez
12 days ago
You heard me
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ladies and gentlemen. I present to you, A Fucking Take ™️
9 days ago
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pouring a considerably large one out for bill kezos rn
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9 days ago
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