doc shartman
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[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit Iāve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby
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I thought it looked familiar
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go to the church and ask god to forgive you
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Iāve lived here for years and only today noticed this /r/mildlyinfuriating post waiting to happen
over 1 year ago
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chuu with gun
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[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit Iāve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby
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born miserable
almost 2 years ago
throwback to August 2021, when Lori Beth Denberg (of Nickelodeon's All That, Goodburger, and countless other glorious things) wore my Punch a Nazi shirt during The Sound of Music at the Hollywood Bowl photo courtesy of
@abbycohenwl.bsky.social
(who rules for everything else alone I HAVE SPOKEN)
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[chuck schumer voice] if we give him the penises he wants, maybe heāll come to the table to pass sensible bipartisan reforms
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Marisa Kabas
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did wishbone have hoes?
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Marisa Kabas
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wishbone could play hannah montana but miley cyrus couldnāt play sherlock holmes
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are we sure wemby isnāt just one of those things from A Quiet Place
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Mina Kimes
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Hey guys
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comrades I have fantastik news
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what a terrible day to have eyes
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someone draw the green lines on this
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ron paul rolling in his grave, not dead, just kind of wound up in there
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dick from a guy who got his dick caught in the ceiling fan due to unclear instructions
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doing ikea furniture assembly on hard mode (crossfaded)
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what even goes on here
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michael lutz
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Charlie Kirk, or as I like to call him, Kab-looie C.K.
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remember comrade. there is no āmeā in diabeetus
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retired restaurant owner at the country club who calls everyone ābig dogā
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Grants Pass, Oregon has always held inexplicably hostile energy to me
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Slightly increase a band. Dinosaur Senior
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Grants Pass, Oregon has always held inexplicably hostile energy to me
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at some point the world is going to turn black and white again. we only got color in the late 1940ās and it was never meant to last
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sir, I- [coughs up a giant red chunk of biomass onto the floor]
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wark wark wark wark. do with that as you will
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and those kids on xbox voicechat think theyāre original
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7 days ago
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Iām sorry I canāt be her
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Nicky
8 days ago
One of my proudest moments as an early Information Era idiot was (~2013) when I added halfcat ā primordial Google Maps sensation ā to the big PokĆ©mon Wikipedia PokĆ©dex page with reference urls and shit and it lasted for like 3 days š¤ hahaha 𫵠My friends, shortly thereafter, named their band halfcat
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Walking Panorama Cat Meme
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FOUNDING FATHERS [in unison]: thereās *how* many pokemon now
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FOUNDING FATHERS [in unison]: thereās *how* many pokemon now
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9 days ago
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[nickelback voice] look at this fuckin cat
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what are you wearing
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fuck
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what are you wearing
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mamaaa, just grilled a ham
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Luke Steuber
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forgot I tweeted this⦠whoopsie
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throwback to 2012 when bad luck brian gave a reddit AMA only for the mods to remove it. simpler times
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millennial winnie the pooh be like āhell yeah, botherā
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who up blastin they ween
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the cat has resting dreamworks face
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