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This is the worst headline I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading: www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

I tawt tat i hoid u waughing

🎶 That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw a puddytat 🎶

Shake ya ass, but watch yourself, counselor.

It’s so fucking funny to me that the Pride light rail in Baltimore fucked up someone’s Tesla. HONK HONK. DON’T BLOCK THE TRANS TRACKS.

I love Dua Lipa.

I’m begging the moms in my moms’ group to come up with a different abbreviation for first-time mom.

I’m begging the moms in my moms’ group to come up with a different abbreviation for first-time mom.

I love Dua Lipa.

It’s so fucking funny to me that the Pride light rail in Baltimore fucked up someone’s Tesla. HONK HONK. DON’T BLOCK THE TRANS TRACKS.

Sorry @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social, there’s another Gian in town

Jimmy Fallon wants to be a singer so bad and he won’t just sing, he has to make it everyone else’s problem too.

Made this for the 2014 World Cup:

Made this for the 2014 World Cup:

Say what you want about her politics, FASHION. ICON.

Trump pardoned people who literally smeared shit on the capitol walls

So the peace deal lasted about as long as the American blue paint job?

I want to write “okay” on a Post-it note and stick it to this sign.

They saw that a 1yo was in the car and they shot anyway. Over the alleged shoplifting of a box of diapers. FTP. www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippi-...

RFK’s bath nearly ready. Just needs a splash of untreated sewage.

Crazy that not nutting gets a whole month but the BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM...

Thanks, Google. Great review to spotlight.

Doctor say that vaccines are one of the greatest breakthroughs in medical history. A nepo baby who snorts cocaine off toilet seats, bathes in raw sewage, and takes raccoon penises home for “further study“ says they cause autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy

Oh so when a Boy Scout does it, he’s remembering to “be prepared” but when I do it, it’s “a symptom of my obsessive-compulsive disorder.”

Now imagine the Great Wall of China going straight up!

“the red gooner gang just brought the rizzler to edge me”

Every fast food restaurant around here has a sign saying how much extra you have to pay for any additional sauces. Is that a good economic sign?

This just raises further questions. Cc: @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social

Every fast food restaurant around here has a sign saying how much extra you have to pay for any additional sauces. Is that a good economic sign?

“you won’t see much Nazi shit,” raves Corey Atad

i should point out that the original goal of social media was to be surrounded by people you enjoy, not argue 24/7 and be exposed to constant ragebait. in that regard bluesky is significantly better than X and even threads. X has warped your idea of what a social media should actually be like

Trump’s doctor is a mathemagician.

Trump says he’s skipping Don Jr.’s wedding

Google AI is halfway there

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The discourse irritating me most today is the idea that coining a phrase means you own it and are justified in copyright striking people who use it.

Bravo.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 09,1945

🎶 sweet child of mine BUM BUM BUM 🎶

Squart.