Man, I am incredibly not ok today. Wooooo boy. Not sure exactly how long I'm expected to keep going like this, would really like to know if the pain ever stops. My guess is no but I'm wrong about basically everything so maybe there's hope there!

I truly appreciate this dude, so much.

When you absolutely understand the phrases you use:

Trying to explain to the two people telling me to go to the hospital right now for the mental breakdown I'm experiencing that if I go to the hospital, they're going to Baker Act me, and I quite frankly just don't have the time for that at the moment.

"You know who else worked with his hands and helped his neighbors" kind of vibe

Do your balls hang low Do they wobble to and fro Can you tie em in a knot Can you tie em in a bow Can you throw em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your balls hang low

Essentially if your balls are long enough that we can tie up balloon animals out of them. God that gets me so hot. May I excuse myself for a moment just thinking about it?

Since folks were very kind and seemed to enjoy the makeup, here's the rest of the outfit, including an actual pin up picture so I can finally stop getting letters about false advertising.

In such a delightful mood. Feeling so good about how I looked tonight which is not nearly as common as I'd like. Please feel free to repost any of my posts from tonight because I feel fucking awesome about them 🥰

Since folks were very kind and seemed to enjoy the makeup, here's the rest of the outfit, including an actual pin up picture so I can finally stop getting letters about false advertising.

Ended up liking a green makeup look more than I thought I would😊

Fuck it, I looked great last night and so guess what, I'm posting it again. OUTFIT PICS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

Desperately begging people to actually learn what the fucking trolley problem is.

On the turning away From the pale and downtrodden And the words they say Which we won't understand Don't accept that what's happening Is just a case of others' suffering Or you'll find that you're joining in The turning away youtu.be/ojf18wT_Xtk?...

Looked incredible tonight and really felt good about myself 🥰

I wish more people posted the stuff they make here. This is so fucking cool, I'm so impressed.

DIS IS DA FAWTH WAHST BONAH I'VE EVAH HAD!

Today should be a Knowledge Fight Friday and I'm pretty bummed out that it's not. 😞

this show i’m watching introduced a guy named Alonso Cream and then killed him in the same episode. absolute waste of an incredible character name and a colossal bungle by the writers

Hey man, looks like your heart is in the right place and I love your enthusiasm but I really think you should revisit that second hashtag. Again, good spirit, great hustle, just that one thing and you're gonna be in great shape.

Are you a bear trap? Cause it looks like I'd need two friends, a bottle of whiskey, and some rope to bite on just to get you off.

It's not "Women were given the vote", it's "Men withheld enfranchisement until they forced to give it up"

Hahahahaha

*to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire"*

We have two dogs and six cats of our own and also care for 10+ local strays, all of which puts a heavy strain on our finances. I'm also building a new cat room. Any item from these needs lists (especially stuff marked CAT ROOM) helps us. bit.ly/49tvecP bit.ly/4qrQTbf #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest

Folks, I'm just a simple country lawyer standing up for the little guy against the coastal elite moderation. My client, Ernest Penfold, denies the charges leveled against him (as detailed in the attached letter) and also says that he will return in 3 days.

1) They're both dead, so I guess they'd probably be cool with it. Mostly just mad that we disrupted their eternal rest. 2) I went to the Christmas party last year in a flannel dress, so I think they'd be annoyed that you were bothering them. 3) Stay mad, oh cowardly owner of the anonymous PFP.

Knowledge Fight was and remains one of the all-time great podcasts. It is the rarest kind of thing: a show that entertains while having a real-life impact. Dan and Jordan helped defang and neuter elements of a powerful propaganda network. Excited to see what both do next.

@knowledgefight.bsky.social Just want to let you know how much I truly appreciated this ride. I've listened to every episode, a lot of them more than once, and it's been absolutely insane, hilarious, horrifying, and reassuring, often at the same time. Thank you both so much. Enjoy every sandwich.

@knowledgefight.bsky.social KNOWLEDGE FIGHT IS ENDING?? OH DEAR GOD NO!!!

When I'm on a birthday zoom call with my grandfather who still calls Black people "colored":

I think a good rule for everyone to keep in mind is this: if your first thought the moment someone disagrees with you is "oh this is a bot" or "this person must be getting paid", log off for a bit. Like, a decent amount of time. Because you've forgotten that humans that aren't you exist.

Anne Hathaway, you will ALWAYS be that girl. 💙💛

INDIANAPOLIS BURBS BABY! Watch your fucking back, we own this strip mall, alright? From Dillard's to Applebee's motherfucker, watch yourself.

I get too hot in the replies sometimes, I know.

One of the best points I've seen made about AI. Even if it was useful, even if it wasn't a giant resource-sink, who the fuck wants a robot that tells you how awesome and correct you are all the time? That sounds like literal hell to me.

Well today is absolutely awful but at least I'm going through it alone.

Holy shit.

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Watching a lot of my mutuals fighting each other today over shit that none of them actually have any control of or can even impact in any way. Just burning allies and friendships and connections because if both of them lived in Maine (they don't) they'd have to throw hands, I guess.

I have a fun new take on Graham Platner that I think everyone is going to love. Ready? I don't live in Maine. I have no control over their election. I actually don't care if the Nazi tattoo guy is secretly still a Nazi or if he's secretly Jesus fucking Christ, because there's nothing I can do.

Aww hell yeah!! I'm getting ready, we're rolling back the last decade baby, so brace yourselves for the 2028 ticket that's going to fucking rock all of our faces off: Clinton / Harris. It's Ladies Night everybody, drinks are half off when you use the promo code "Northrop Grumman", let's go oooo!!!

Honestly friendship goals

Like, I tell people I'm depressed and they think I'm going to kill myself. I tell people I'm bipolar and they get worried I'm going to kill them and then myself. But I tell them I have ADHD? Baby, now I'm just a productivity machine, getting too much done to kill anybody!

I'm trying to compare which of my "divergences" gets more accommodations between my ADHD, my bipolar 2, or my depression. And my honest thought is that, for me specifically, it's probably my ADHD. Because that's the one that bums people out the least when I start talking about my mental health.

Will Stancil is the Kraft Singles of people. The kind of guy that has strong opinions about Chili's vs Applebee's. If you asked him his favorite band, he'd tell you he doesn't have one because he hates the concept of genres, so he kind of listens to everything but gun to his head, Imagine Dragons.

Me, walking from the store back to my car: Man, pretty happy with this new outfit, it's gonna- My brain: WELL WELL WELL, looks like somebody forgot about the time they got sexually assaulted, but don't worry buddy, YA BRAIN IS ON IT! Me: Actually I was- Brain: REMEMBER YOUR FIRST FUNERAL??