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here we go again lol. so sorry to bug y’all w this. any help at all is greatly appreciated. Ik we’re all struggling, a share is always welcome as well. love ya 🩷🩷🩷 #pridemonth #Juneteenth #bipocMA #helpsky #transcrowdfund PayPal.me/zlewwis99 Venmo and CA sashanight23

I would love nothing more, and I mean this with absolutely zero sarcasm, than for this platform to be nothing but posts like this. Just an endless feed of "I made a thing, look how much it fucking rules."

The bar is in hell, boys, just listen to her, try to make her laugh, and remember it’s a partnership, not a hierarchy.

Need to brag for a moment. First order is coming along swimmingly. Playing around with the outline colors and whatnot, trying to pair the purple with either a bronze, silver, or gold.

Busy couple of days, haven't really logged on. Let's see what's happening. 1) Shrimp discourse 2) Stancil is pouting again 3) AI Beluga memes are about vibes 4) Really, cannot stress the amount of shrimp discourse I truly hope not a single person thinks they're doing anything important here.

"You've done the one thing that's improved their lives in the real world? You mean give them money? Or shelter? Or help them relocate away from states that threaten their existence?" "No, silly. I voted." Fucking allies sometimes, swear to god.

Really like how dark my creative process gets when I talk about AI.

One of them got literally 100 years. Is this...is this the most flagrant violation of the freedom of assembly we've ever seen in American history from the courts? Either way, how can it not meet the definition of cruel and unusual. People will look at this and still not see it for what it is. Jfc.

This is far less funny that it seems because Elon still has his money and it's not the billionaire class that's going to feel this hit. It's your mutual funds, your retirement accounts, your 401k's, etc. I wish it wasn't the case, but nobody that you hate is going to lose a drop of blood over this.

Notice how when I walk in a room and I'm covered in dog shit, everyone starts talking about what a problem it is that the room smells like dog shit. HMMMM.

Say what you want about Stancil, and lord knows I have, but "The Anger and Resentment Engine" is an 8/10 Slipknot album name and he's just giving that away for free on here.

"Apologize. Now." Or what, you old sack of republican scrotum skin? You gonna get mad and dodge some more child support payments about it? What a fucking drip.

This guy's got a point y'all. We need to be careful out there or else Hamas is gonna make us all fuck high schoolers. Stop laughing, the IDF is trying to protect us all from ending up on To Catch a Predator.

Lots of good dunks on this, but their article might actually be funnier than any of them. For the terminally curious like me: 1) Because 2) Recommend 3) Help 4) "Us" & "We" That's right, CNBC set their own rule for four words and then still managed to fuck it up and list five.

People are dunking on this and I think that's wrong. Do you have any idea how hard it is to string together that many English words and not even accidentally say anything of value? That type of uselessness takes honest effort.

Every single step I've taken towards being my "true self" has hurt me. Truly understand why people just stay in the shadows.

Every person who shits on sex work is my enemy. Did you have to shit on her nude pictures because you couldn't find any other way she was distinguishable from this group, you lazy hack?

SEGA do what Nintendon't (other dudes).

It's Juneteenth. Post your favorite Black fictional character.

Remember the times when you would say something like this and people would rightfully line up to punch you in your ignorant Nazi face until their fists were hitting wet concrete? RETVRN for that shit, how about we do that?

Can't believe the space alien doesn't align with a human gender binary that doesn't even truly exist here on Earth outside the brains of bigots and the least imaginative people you've ever met. "But she's called Supergirl.." Go play in traffic.

Question for folks who wake up with even the slightest amount of hope that today will be good and that the future holds something other than pain and regret, that hope itself is something more than human yearning built to be exploited by people who profit from you not being dead. What's that like?

So many democrats just want their own "dear leader" who can exist above all criticism and satire. They would have no problem with Trump if he just turned the open bigotry dial down just a few clicks.

Going to spend some time on here reposting exclusively the coolest and sexiest people, by which I mean everyone who has this exact take without caveats. If you see someone stealing something, no you fucking didn't.

Helpful reminder in graphical format.

honestly if you see anyone stealing anything, don't narc

Reminder: if you see someone stealing food, diapers, medicine, any kind of essential, no you fucking didn't. You didn't see shit and so you don't say shit. Period. Have a problem with that? Go fuck yourself forever.

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You know what I did tonight instead of arguing with a bunch of people on Bluesky? I broke 5000 words on my book. I'm proud of myself. Dodging bullshit and creating something instead. Yay! 😊

Tapping the fucking sign again before I take a break from this place. Fucking toddler shit, I swear to god.

16% of people think it will have a positive impact but almost 50% of people use it. So if you were ever curious how the hell cigarettes were ever so popular, it's because a lot of us just love the poison.

folks im back to square one , out of everything basically ,had to cover a big ass overdue bill :// any help is welcome no food in da house Venmo and CA sashanight23 💕🦋 #helpsky #bipocMA

I've never fucked up putting on a leopard print thong this badly, I didn't even think it was possible.

Love all the people reposting that RFK Jr. shit right now with "He doesn't know about my brother..." Or " I have autism and I'm three different types of engineer." Like, you all understand that you could show him those people and their accomplishments directly and it wouldn't matter. Right?

Your occasionally needed reminder from a friendly hospital environmental services professional: hydrogen peroxide is a bleach, but it is not chlorine bleach. For your health, please do not mix them, or any cleaning chemicals together for any reason. Thank you! 😊

Fuck you Diane.

Important reminder, that even I need sometimes. Every single fight that happens on Bluesky looks utterly immature and completely ridiculous to anyone looking in from outside, and that's because 99.9% of the time, that's what it is. Maybe your fight is the 0.1%. But probably not.

Probably the funniest thing is that only *one* of the Property Brothers is on the list

Have a hard time believing any of this because I find it very hard to believe that any secret group would ever allow Ted Cruz to be member.

well the homie was posting about fiona apple and i was gonna quote tweet but ~somebody~ has quote tweets off, so let me show you the best burn ive ever seen

Thomas the Spank Engine

I mean, him announcing he has Stage 4 Anything would be a really big boost to my mental health, so fingers crossed.

People are dunking on this but he's right. Imagine making the episode today where Jim makes Pam fake getting an abortion so they can take the day off to go to Hershey Park. Meanwhile Dwight's back at the office on a crusade that it's technically OK for white people to call Vanilla Ice the N word.

(CW: SA) A reminder that nobody should need to hear but apparently some of y'all do. Even the person you hate the most does not deserve rape. This is not something to be celebrated because of how awful she is. Full stop. If this made you happy, you need to do some soul searching.

Unfortunately, she didn't know are driven to a state of pure blind rage by royalty free copycats of early 2000s Daft Punk. If she had only been listening to "Digital Love", all of this could have been avoided.