Godzilla doesn't tolerate kings and neither should you

Probably a good call in every location.

Portland: if a streamer from out of state gets arrested or detained, perhaps wait to see if he gets more than a citation before donating $100,000+ to his "legal defense". that money is vastly in excess of what he might possibly need and could have gone to helping people in serious legal jeopardy

Without downloading anything where are you mentally right now?

🧵🧵🧵Hey! A bunch of government departments just got verified accounts on Bluesky, all roughly around the same time. They all have the same weird "hello fellow kids" vibe of a bad undercover cop. I would strongly encourage not interacting with them. This is the most obvious trap I've ever seen.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Oh my fucking god.

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

Love catching people that think I'm trans. No, honey, I just don't let the shape of clothing impact my style.

So over the next week, you're gonna hear a lot about how they want violence at these rallies and how to protest responsibly. I want you to remember that they dome'd a fucking pastor with a pepper ball for praying outside an ICE facility. They're going to do what they want.

Sherman and I have a lot in common.

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

"Dear Lord. We thank you for this fine Burgerville feast. While we can never know if they followed our request in the online order ("please only allow whites to touch the food"), we know that your godly hands guided our delicious burgers right past the hands of anyone darker than JD Vance. Amen."

“Must be white boy day”

This really makes me feel seen, as I’m someone who hates crowd participation at concerts. “Is everyone here ready to have a good time? Let’s hear it!” No. I paid money to be here, my job is done. It’s your turn to do stuff.

Is it just me or is his face noticeably whiter then the rest of him?

Indeed. This is something.

The wheels are made of pepperoni and the back is never empty. He makes sure of that.

So I still have a Twitter account that I use to watch right wing reactions to news as it unfolds. Or at least, I used to use it for that. In an interesting turn, the Nazis are seemingly being pushed out in favor of AI-generated posts pushing Facebook-level videos about... Mostly nothing?

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You know, I like Ken Jennings. I don't know exactly why. But he just seems like the nicest dude at your office. Like your job might suck but Ken knows how hard Mondays can be so he brought everyone donuts. He'll listen to Tonya's horrible story about her stupid cat and just smile. Just a good dude.

Hey, random question for anybody religious who believes that an apocalypse is inevitable and that said apocalypse will be heralded in by a dark messenger of some sort. If that's a thing you believe, how is this not obviously the face of The Deceiver?

Would just like to note that Great Value Lex Luthor here is only 40 years old, despite looking like he's perched on a rooftop corner guarding a crypt for a thousand years. Hate just rots you. I bet his bones are hollow.

Even if Vance's nonsense was true, and I can't stress enough that it isn't, would it really matter? They're human beings. If I'm at an ER for a broken foot and someone comes in with a knife in their eye, they goes first because they need more immediate assistance. Country of origin means nothing.

Imagine winning $54,000 and showing up to collect your prize and when you get there, they tell you that they redid the prize math and you now owe them $3,000. I would have the same reaction as this. Like obviously I'm angry, but honestly moreso I just want to know how it happened.

Maximum Jimmy Fallon right here.

I can hear this podcast lock it's car door every time it turns on MLK Blvd, regardless of what city its in.

I keeping thinking that I can't keep doing this. Can't keep feeling like this. But no matter how sure I am of that, I'm the asshole that keeps waking up day after day after day so I can get up and go get my ass kicked again. Jokes on me, I guess. See you all tomorrow.

"Help is on the way" They said, they said We were told just to sit tight 'Cause somebody will soon arrive "Help is on the way" But it never came... It never came... youtu.be/JHiqGqoIGII?...

The vehicle of yet another example of Left-wing violence in this country. Or at least, that's what they're going to try and convince us all to believe.

"Meltdown" (🧵) I'm so fucking sick and tired of how absolutely insane everyone has gone because of social media. Someone finds a dozen posts on Bluesky bitching about Ezra Klein. "Bluesky is having a meltdown." No, some people are, if you consider mild disagreement to be a meltdown, that is.

Join me, my antifascist friends. We are the shield.

Sometimes?

A thread🧵 I'd like to take a moment to be very clear on how I feel about the new National Security Presidential Memorandum 7. If you're unfamiliar, the always great Ken Klippenstein has a good breakdown of it here: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

My mental health has plumbed the depths of darkness to find the newest and best ways to make me feel completely alone. It's doing a great job, we're at the stage of "it feels like every person in every room I'm in hates me and if I know one thing for absolute sure, it's that I deserve it."

Example #14138 in my long running series "People who believe literal demons walk among us should have no place in our government. At all. Zero exceptions." Seriously. You could be a parking lot attendant at the National Mall. You tell me that some Etsy spells are actually real? Sorry, you gotta go.

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I was getting pretty anxious about the present and the future but I've got great news everyone: it can only good happen.

I've been really working on trying to find the silver linings of living in the present. One of them is when an artist I really respect turns out to be exactly as awesome as I hoped they would be. This dude has ruled to me since I found out he directed And All That Could Have Been. And still does!

Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh my god, I needed this. Every person that gets a hallucination from AI instead of what they were actually trying to look up deserves to live with that false knowledge and all the consequences it brings along with it. Everyone knows the score now, so it's on you.

I guess I wanted to tell you As the light starts to fade That you are the reason That I am not afraid I guess I just wanted to mention As the heavens will fall We will be together soon If we will be anything at all Shame on us Doomed from the start May God have mercy on our Dirty little hearts

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It's called pheromone-maxxing. Teenage boys watched too much sigma male influencer tiktoks and found an excuse to walk around with their asses stinky.

Keeping this in the back of my mind for the next conversation I have that includes the phrase "But Kamala was a great candidate"

Yeah but have we consulted the Cheney family to see what their thoughts are on this? Seems like that was a big win during the election, maybe let's try it again.

Let's see. Almost every one of my socials has some variant of a joke about being the head of Antifa and has for about six years. I've absolutely done some 7/10 celebrating of fascist chud deaths. And now it appears some dicks in Michigan want to make pictures as innocuous as my pfp illegal. (🧵)

If CBS&ABC fired those dudes because of a mass call in campaign to get them fired over their words, I wouldn't have a problem with it. I would think they were all little spineless snowflakes, but that is what it is. Some people are just too sensitive. That's not at all what happened though, is it?

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