I think you should post this same thing on maybe 14 or 15 more HP threads and see how that goes. I think that'll probably turn everyone's opinions around.

Clutch is a great band, I’m gonna have a hard time finding a way to poke fun at this band. Unless I can get help from our old friends Al-Qaeda. Read on to find out how!

Great choice! Always taking submissions!

I want to have a little fun. I like poking fun at stuff but I'm soooo tired of talking about Harry Potter. So, if you're bold enough, drop a band in the comments. Maybe a band you like, maybe a band you just want to rip on too. It's all in good fun. I'm a good sport, I'll start with some of mine:

Fuck the IOC, fuck Gavin Newsom, and fuck every “just asking questions” lib and their fake concerns about fucking high school sports. I sincerely hope you never find a moment’s comfort again. The amount you’ve had is already far more than you deserve.

The HP fans are funny because I think everyone has a few “problematic” habits or things they like because none of us are perfect, but nobody likes screaming in defense of their problematic habit more than HP fans.

Very typical white lib crashout about a little boy wizard here.

They need to use this exact post in classrooms everywhere to teach up and coming journalists and authors how to really pull the audience in right off rip. I was already fully bought in by the time I got to "mayo's spanish origins"

We really don't need these types of candidates. This is fucking gross and I'm really disappointed in how many people are cheering it on.

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

This whole situation really pisses me off. Let's dive in, shall we? (🧵) To set a baseline, I'm not trans. I'm a cishet white dude with zero skin in the game. But I found this whole take baffling and I'm glad he wrote a substack to expand on his thoughts, so that there's no confusion.

I'm really glad that we're finally talking about the real victim in this whole JKR/Trans People debate - Michael Ian Black. People are dying Michael. This isn't about you. Maybe now isn't the time for "Everyone is mad at me again."

A couple of folks have told me that my story of having to abandon Gaiman might help people struggling to leave Harry Potter behind, so I figured I'd post it here too. If it helps you, I'm really glad. If you need help moving on, I'm here for you.

Fun admission? I did. And I was wrong. When the first waves of stuff against him came out, I remembered the feeling of finishing one of his books and realizing that I didn’t want to die anymore. It was one of the first moments where I felt like maybe there was a way that I fit in this world.

Nobody said this about Neil Gaiman

Please, when you’re being so quick to tell people to “grow up” or “just ignore it”, please try to remember the invisible battles that people are fighting all around you just to try and make it through the day. Those people really, really need you to not forget about them.

One of these instantly disgusted me to read, and I wondered how anybody could live with themselves if they were able to read it and not feel disgusted. And the other was a JAV title.

I think that, as always, the most important thing for us all to do is center our efforts on what cishet white dudes believe is harmful in our culture. What a dickhead.

Everybody pulling this bullshit is having the exact same argument: “I want to do exactly what I want to do and I don’t like being judged for doing it.” Well. Sorry. Life is fucking tough. If the precious little boy wizard stories are that important to you, then go nuts. It’s up to you.

Who the fuck is this for, exactly?

Maybe people think liberals are pussies because of shit like this, where they won’t even quote post someone for fear of that person being able to speak for themselves.

It would be worthwhile for us to research cost effective ways to launch Atlantic writers into the fucking sun.

Hey speaking of this, I am actually a little curious. Who is this chode and what minor celebrity hurt his feelings?

My suspension has been lifted and so I can finally share all my fun from #Megacon this year! First, it's basically the one weekend a year I get to dress how I want when I go out and that fucking rules!

Vindication!! I'm back motherfuckers!!

Well this is my favorite notification of all time.

Not at all accusing this person of doing this, but I hope that this serves as yet another reminder of a lesson that we all need learn and relearn sometimes. Politicians are not your friends, and they're not heroes. They are tools to be utilized to accomplish a goal and then discarded.

Megacon Day 1!! Finally got our passes and stuff figured out and we’re at our first panel! Wooo!

GET EQUIPPED WITH [COP'S WIFE]

I don’t look to Afroman for moral or political clarity I look to Afroman for hijinks and jingles and occasionally being defeated by Megaman

No.

I still think that if you made it more user friendly, made the avatars look less like actual demons, and found some actual use for it (either personal or professional), this tech could have really taken off.

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This is why he'll always be my most special boy,

Exactly where are you getting engagement which funds you like this? It’s definitely not YouTube, because your views are too low to generate $1,500. And your instagram view/like/replies couldn’t have amassed $1500 in 4 days.

Hey weird question, who the fuck is this guy and why's he bragging about his livelihood coming from online engagement?

Any experts in the field of making really bad decisions out there? Thinking of making one. No physical harm or anything, just a impressively bad decision.

This guy fucking gets me.

All the Firefly I loved with none of the Joss Whedon? Fucking hell yeah.

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Well that was a brief little hour of fun, but I guess Saturday has a pretty early curfew so all the kids are done with their temper tantrums. S'all good. Remember everyone. Almost nobody likes a bully. But absolutely nobody likes a crybully.

Boy I rounded up an entire 7th grade lunch table in my mentions tonight. Anybody want to come pick up your kids, I'm not watching them for you.

Lol. Holy shit I found someone that thought Mean Girls was an aspirational film apparently.

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

Sometimes I try to reach out to the center. Explain why so many people are so fucking mad at everyone in power. Without fail, this has been the type of response I receive 100% of the time. Liberals will happily partner with Republicans but would literally rather die than shake a leftist's hand.

tgiwfwtd