When you're driving in your car and you're alone, it's totally fine to pick your nose, and then if someone in another car looks at you they shouldn't judge you or think you're gross because really you're alone in your own car and you're not bothering anyone else.

Sonny has been on death row for 33 years. Even officials for the state of Alabama agree that him being executed for capital murder when he did not commit capital murder is unjust. I signed this @uscedp.bsky.social petition and you should too!

I just signed a @uscedp.bsky.social petition: Gov. Ivey: Please Grant Clemency to Charles "Sonny" Burton Who Faces Execution Despite Not Having Killed Anyone. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/go...

It's all in me? No thank you. There is not enough room.

i am not every woman, that sounds exhausting

If I could give one piece of advice to anyone coming into the corporate world it would be don’t do anything outside your job description without a raise to match

I showed you my chao from Sonic Adventure Battle 2, please respond.

I think at that this point, we just need to gather Epstein’s entire social circle back onto the island and then just vaporize it.

hey so this is the child prison in texas where measles is currently running rampant. @smith.senate.gov, @klobuchar.senate.gov & @repilhan.bsky.social can you tell us how many kids have been trafficked into concentration camps along with how we’re liberating them from this?

im not proud to say i watched this whole thing

He did it again btw. He is a repeat offender.

Dumb fed on bluesky Doesnt know how to haiku What a fuck aas bitch

remember reading this for the first time and laughing to absolute tears?

boobs are the booty cheeks of the chest

I hope someday I can be as passionate about something as Jordan Peterson is about hating Elmo.

happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

but Albee dreams of beeing an outdoor bee 🥺

a duck in the club: waddle baby waddle baby waddle baby waddle. waddle baby waddle baby waddle baby waddle. waddle baby waddle baby waddle baby waddle. waddle baby waddle baby waddle baby waddle.

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

This color is just fantastic. The 90s are so back.

Don't mind me, just actually crying at work. Children should be shown love and kindness like this. Children should have their joy and curiosity nurtured like this. People that openly and willingly harm and abuse children deserve the wall. That is the moderate position.

Me, Aquarius: Don't tell me what to do! I'm doing it more now! 😜

Ok wait when was someone going to tell me trump shit himself in public?? That's fucking hilarious

Inshallah the groundhog will answer for his crimes

Count your days groundhog. Count. Your. Days.

I'm going to Punxsutawney to have a nice little chat with Phil to remind him we need him to lock tf in for tomorrow. Let me know if you have any notes you want me to pass along for you.

the world really started to accelerate into its current downfall once mcdonald’s took away the 24 hour all day breakfast menu

The orange cat found my nephew’s crunchy Cheeto and it was the best time of his life until I took it away

vote for me as your next democratic president and i will explode the moon.

I provide an offering of kitty feets for the timeline

The war in Pittsburgh continues to escalate

❤️

Oh what a blessing on an awful day, the cookies I ordered for a Chloe arrived. It is impossible to watch a hound eating a cookie and be wholly sad

It should be illegal for posts like this to end up on the Discover page, because finding out this way fucking sucked.

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Stop posting his face. I do not want to see his face ever again while he is still alive. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

He's so stinking cute. Just look how he sits with me on the couch and stares at me 😭

I have also made a commercial

wow I can really see why people like nietzsche

I wrote a quick piece about what it would really mean to abolish ICE

just choked on my beverage

*letting go of your hand* Ew you do what with it??

My tummy hurts and I want chocolate but I dont have any chocolate so I might set myself on fire instead

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Empathy is the enemy of fascism.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF @jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social at the Hague ICC Detention Center! She says conditions are "absolute shit what do you mean i have to deal with the d u t c h"

Uh Oh! Rumor has it child pageant queen war criminal @jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social got banned by the ICC and is headed to the Hague!

New Poople Weekly column: COOKIN' WITH BOOF!

here’s my notes for a Boof Wellington (meatloaf beef wellington) cook, laid out in a notes app the way i would put notes down if i were attempting to make this.