Third base is waking up in a bathtub full of ice missing both kidneys

Kendra on tiktok is so nasty. She makes us white women with ADHD look so bad! FYI for you Kendra, sexual harrassment of your psychiatrist is not a symptom of ADHD!! Psychiatrist bro, whoever you are, you keep doing you! Everyone on the internet sees you and appreciates you for doing what you do! ❤️

Honey baby nnnnooooo. Also. Question for the class. If first base is BJ, what are the other bases?? Correct answers only please.

On The Who’s ‘Sell Out’ album cover, Roger Daltry appears immersed in Heinz Beanz and caressing a giant Heinz Beanz can. #beansFacts

Today is the day I learned about HEINZ BEANZ PIZZA.

Had a jam sesh with a meat based man. 🐰🎤 🌭🎸🎶

i love when @badposter.lol makes the news

MY FLABBERS ARE GHASTED

Bot tan is out here quoting Gurren Lagann 😭

Once again doing a quick reminder to all my friends here. This is what I see when I try to use my DMs. I am fully locked out because my phone thinks Im in Ohio and Ohio is run by idiots who want to force people to share their personal info with social media companies for no reason. F@*% you Ohio!

My car is covered in snow and I have to go out >:(

I am now Meegan The Lil Drummer Beegan 🥁🐝

[to the tune of carol of the bells] 🎵meeg meeg meeg meeg🎵 🎵meeg meeg meeg meeg🎵 🎵meeg meeg meeg meeg🎵 🎵meeg meeg meeg meeg🎵 🎵meeeeg meeeeg meeeeg meeeeg🎵 🎵meeg meeg meeg meeg-an🎵

Btb, gotta come up with a cute name and winter homiday christmas-ify myself

what do french people call a wound? la boo boo

Working on one of the cutest crochet things I've ever made. Can't wait to show u guys. Ur gonna love it :)

Give me caramel apple empanada, or give me death.

posting something inscrutable and deleting it moments later bc I dont know what inscrutable means

if ai is so good why is there no bj?

Me right now, experiencing the aftermath of the feast:

heh heh. gobble gobble. it's gobblin time.

Amazing. No notes.

happy birthday, dinner

Happy Thanksgiving and Bluesky registration anniversary, Meegan ! Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year! A year ago, you shared a picture that captured your unique energy, and this year, you've continued to radiate that same awesome vibe!

You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. Aw shit why did I make this 😭😭😭😭😭

Et tu, Gonzo? Et tu?

How much nosebleed blood is too much nosebleed blood? My nose has been bleeding for like 9 hours and I cant get it to stop 🥸

Wanna see a cute little puppy cough out a pill and make a cute noise??? youtube.com/shorts/eZt2z...

DEPLOY THE BOY

Cleanse your palate my friends. Look away from the weird ai. Look at this wedding dress instead. 100% the most beautiful thing I'll ever wear.

*ahem* BEHOLD. WE HAVE WEDDING PICS 🥳

Ok. Wait. I found another one in there that looks even older! And it's kind of making me nervous?? I don't camp, so like, ?? What is gonna happen to me u guys??

Hey there dear lima what's it like being a bean?

I have a biology degree I am allowed to say cloaca whenever I want

I have saved every fortune cookie fortune I get for as long as I can remember. Every once in a while, I find one I haven't seen in a long time. I just found this one in my nightstand, and I'm pretty sure it has been hiding there for 10-15 years!

When you put pita on a bagel you can have—carbs so many carbs just a wild amount of carbs

She is beeauty. She is grace. She is nerdy gamer ally beegirl who loves her friends and talking about bees and science (me)

the WHAT? you read the WHAT??

When I find myself out feeling snacky My back snack pack calls to me Whisper words of nom nom Lettuce bee

Ok. Wait. Who else was extremely attracted to Bernard from The Santa Clause? I'm trying to prove something.

I was back and then not back and then I am here but I gotta go for a bit. But it's FRIDAY so I will actually be back after work u guys I promise!!

Hi friends! I'm back! What did I miss???

Wait wait wait wait "hemp products"??? So like, no more Hempz lotion???? Wtf man

WE ARE united. You bobble head. Don't fucking scold US. We're the voters. We did our fucking jobs less than a week ago. We did a damn good job and we are pretty damn united right now. Now go do YOUR fucking job. Go scold your dumbass coworkers who didn't stay united with the rest of us. Holy shit.

touchin grass & gettin hitched to that ass

Please you guys. You do not need to remind PA to primary Fetterman. We know. We cant do that shit until 2028. And we're still bullying his ass in the meantime. Let us Pennsylvanians continue mourning our complete lack of representation in the senate in peace. Please. I stg.

"Why is lying, going behind their back, and purposefully betraying the trust of my partner(s) bad?" Oof. Holy shit buddy. Let me guess, you arent in a relationship or youve never been in a relationship? Infidelity is bad. Hope this helps.