good evening

So am I, but I'd still be looking up at her like:

In my family we would unlock doors so frequently with a screwdriver 🪛 that eventually you couldn't pop it open with a screwdriver anymore

for whom the bells toll - fad gadget youtu.be/XuwlQN8_CpU?...

She's doing fine now with two kids and another man...

You never forget the first time you hear Work for Love by Ministry. I was in the basement lol youtu.be/aab9Th7f2Ko?...

I am not well,My son Hassan is suffering alot due to severe malnutrition.He has chest infections and serious blood infections.Doctors have warned of the deterioration of his health. Please do not remain silent,spread the word and donate.My child needs treatment and special milk.💔🙏 gofund.me/b18154d6

And when it inevitably eats shit electorally for like the fiftieth consecutive time, none of them will stop paying consultants $5 million to tell them to triangulate on the issue

Disney's losing $4 billion over the Jimmy Kimmel incident probably isn't good enough,I think they need to sweat a bit more.

"Call an ambulance.... but not for me."

The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band

*explaining what happened to a child* sometimes, when a bullet loves a throat very much,

75% of twitter is bots and the rest are nazis and people who don't mind being on a site full of bots and nazis. It's not just a nazi bar, but a nazi bar that is 75% empty. People who stay, trying to sell their queer art there: who the fuck are you selling it to?

Good afternoon, Sunday afternoon

utter nonsense. not having any of it.

Guess what guys aka everyone that wanted to buy a print! www.inprnt.com/gallery/pigs...

Starting soon: Ludwig episode 1

Have a steak.... talk about philosophy....

I'd love to dine at pete and bernie's philosophical steakhouse

you ever ride the Hogsback to do a little bear chasing??

Beano #1284, Feb 25, 1967

for whom the bells toll - fad gadget youtu.be/XuwlQN8_CpU?...

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Good Evening

like a hole in the head i need you

It's insanely delicious that you aren't allowed to make fun of a dead racist that wasn't beloved in anyway

point - skinny puppy - youtu.be/7WNDuoMFof8?...

It's all in their currency, but they say the Yorlok is very strong in the States now, and Mom agreed. So, here we all are...

Omg I just went through a padded envelope full of old vet bills & jfc I found my first Zappa plays Zappa tickets when I got to meet Dweezil after the show in 2014. My other tickets from that night are signed.

"I'm in control of my vehicle"

Space Ghost should get Kimmel's job.

You try fixing your hair with a over 25 lbs cat up in your business

I got that God damn Bluetooth speaker to listen to music in the shower without damaging my phone then got 3 emails telling it might explode and to throw it away

"underneath our clothes we're, all of us, naked"

all this confusion

Knowing Me Knowing You (1994) episode 4 in Paris youtu.be/dfDD7dX3l14?...

The Brain of Morbius - Doctor Who - full episode- (1976) starring Tom Baker and Elisabeth Sladen youtu.be/mTutUdcqqac?...

Gonna buy one of those giant Home Depot skeletons and put a huge dick boner on it

Dr. Mantis Tobagan sez never drink a room temperature budweiser

Doctor Who Wants To Die

There’s no excuse for Harris not having conversations with medical providers for trans student athletes, their parents and the athletes themselves.

Stargate + Will Stancil = Bari Weiss

Will Stancil is at it again? Does he not rest? Is his spirit not tired?