which Nine Inch Nails song is this

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Were Were those the only two options

I cannot begin to describe how horny this corolla from the 80's makes me

Every story about Kash Patel reminds me of when Rob Ford was TO mayor and that night where just no one knew where he was (he shook off his security detail to get blitzed at the club)

I think of this a lot

it seems like most of them are actively miserable/hate their jobs and are self soothing with vices of choice, but need all of us to look at them too much to just quit

hey kid I'm a computer

New York is probably real but I don't believe in LA

we already made 3 Avatar movies

are pop-tarts gushers?

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them"

Boards Of Canada have shared a new track, ‘Tape 05’, fuelling further speculation around the duo’s first album since 2013’s Tomorrow’s Harvest... buff.ly/vqXmLt5

oh wait is our long nightmare over?

Bsky right now

yees your haw

casual try hard war

we have fun here on the website that doesn't work

Okay, these are getting a little aggressive, Bluesky.

please, my reginos, they are very sick

hot frog & toad

this website is broken

I see Bluesky has once again heeded the counsel of its scheming eunuch.

I still think this is the best turtles movie that could be made

So the website is broken

The lesson here is going to be don't put your bosses-targeted marketing where the workers can see it

Don’t ask this guy what he thinks about abortion, marriage equality, trans rights, etc. I mean he’s the pope so you can probably guess. But I do appreciate the way he’s making American Christians show their asses even more than they usually do.

jays win a game challenge

I think Shaq is bigger than Shrek like Shrek is big but IRL he would be shorter than Shaq

sometimes your body will just be like "hey...hey are you awake I REQUIRE EGG ROLLS"

the Burger King and the Dairy Queen are married

fuck yeah she does

@angelic.style can I tell you about my current champions rain team?

I mean....that's on purpose right?

the snappy crunch of a taco bell nacho

I can't wait for Vance to say he knows more than a "Church Doctor" because he thinks it means "guy with a PhD in church"

Magic library ✨📘

Wait are people actually not joking when they say Vance could be excommunicated? Folks Leo is not going to do that over this.

whistle while you twerk

We really REALLY need to get rid of this asshole

Party that exists only to obtain power not sure what to do now

The thing about citing scripture to a Catholic is that the Catholic will then go to see how the scripture is interpreted by doctrine in the Church. Scripture is important to Catholics but you dont get to have your own reading.

"I owe more to Canadians than they'll ever know. In my baseball career, they were the first to make me feel my natural self." -- Jackie Robinson #JackieRobinsonDay

hold me closer necromancer

I love when rock songs tell you about a wizard or some shit

usually when I suggest something I suggest it because it is a terrible idea

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

@jazzpomegranate.com okay what about an air freshner that makes things smell like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride?