"Post Thraggmatic Stress Disorder" 😭😭😭

I need to attend at least one BoomBox Classic in my life 😭😭😭

Yeah

fly like a g6

but first... Let's smoke.

I know who would NEVER ever miss or disappoint though 😍

Thinking about when IG was relatively new and Tre Melvin had come out as bi. I shared a screenshot from his announcement video with my reaction in the caption and someone thought I was using it to come out. I corrected them then but little did I know... 😂 I eventually figured it out years later lol

At an old job we had two dogs with megaesophagus and one had a custom high chair similar to this 🥺 he was always so excited for meal times and hopped right in like a little baby The other family just bought their big ass shepherd a step ladder 😂 we'd put the food on the top step. It worked though!

this is why I'm still on tumblr because my immunity to these posts was built up the time I opened the app and the first post said "what if rain and dew come from your granny squirting from heaven" and the immediate next post was a slo-mo gif of someone squirting with a glitter bokeh filter on it 😭

W H E E Z E 😭😭😭😭😭

Oh he got his hands on the walls and tears in his eyes 💀

Sushi 😍

There's more layers now 😭😭😭

!!!!!!!!!! omg so true 😭 a long time ago I joined a conversation on here about how sometimes it can be terrifying that we're the adults and I was repeatedly quoted by someone going "well EYE don't have that problem, you just gotta want [better] bad enough" and it was soo exhausting 💀

Oh I was BLITZED 😂😂😂 they were DEVILED EGGS not egg rolls 😭😭😭😭😭

Cold and in the ground. No longer with us. Transitioned. Up yonder. DECEASED.

It’s going to be very hard to convince me that romance is not dead.

weather forecast just pissed me off

At work I've been asked to help fill the gaps as the pregnant gm can do less and less (she's the type who has to be told to sit tf down somewhere and is trying to dtm) then my coworker got hurt two days ago and it's really just me scurrying around trying to do everything and I just need a break 😭

I said this wrong. I need more piercings and to finally GET some tattoos

I need more tattoos and piercings 🥴

Most of the time nobody pay me any mind on tumblr but when I was having an emotional breakdown I reblogged a gif of spongebob with his face on the grill like 10+ times back to back and a random years-long mutual I've NEVER spoken to mentioned me like "girl are you okay???" 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm still wheezing

When you enjoy your own sense of humor >>>>>

***and the softness

You deserve to be loved and accepted for exactly who you are.

me at my job at the brothel after running all the other girls off 🙂‍↕️

Oh my neighbors gotta be recording a tubi movie 💀 I hear a girl directing from inside the open door and two Black dudes in the breezeway got on riot gear

Why my loctician start pouring me cup after cup of wine 💀 she always riling me up for the gossip and knew I'd start yapping after I started sipping 😂

Niggas will nigga. End of story.

these deep fried egg rolls got a little crack in em

sksjjskskd 💀 I'm sorry

I need to wander around lowes looking helpless until I find a lesbian who can help me adjust my water heater 😪 my shower just don't have that zing to it that I need

I can't stand a fake ass bitch. Don't smile in my face then complain about a non-issue behind my back 😒 you are 100% dead to me.

Heard a gps in french for the first time, it's so much less robotic sounding than the english variant lol

r/pornhubcomments is a thing because the comments are sometimes from another dimension 💀

penjamin always makes me wanna throw my haptic bass headphones on and crank it all the way up right... well I was listening to a soft song that fades to silence at the end then Body x Meg came next on shuffle 😭😭😭 my skull bout disintegrated 💀

hello?????????????

I see how people be getting scammed 😭 somebody posted in a local group that a lost phone and wallet were turned in to the service desk at walmart and gave the owners's name. Somebody with a completely different name jokingly said "I am Firstname Lastname 🙂" and OP was like "okay lemme dm you 🌸🥰🌼"

I done said "eligible" too many times and it is simply not a word to me anymore 🤗

😧

you'd think walking the dog at an arbitrary 2:57am you'd be safe from being perceived 😭 I'm out here utterly DISHEVELED and some random lady in a compact car with all types of sensors or cameras on the roof waved me down to ask if we had electric parking??

No forreal 😵‍💫 so much weird and sad shit happened at work today

My goodness I forgot how hard the older Zelda games made you WORK 😵‍💫

Fully leaning into the whimsy.

I should be ordering a smoothie or a milkshake... but here I am getting hot apple cider at the end of APRIL 😐 This is a fucking travesty. I don't wanna see anything else below 70° until AT LEAST October!

Every night I say I'm going to get a decent amount of sleep. Every night I fail.

Omg I should be sleeping

I deserve a soft love life.