I hate when those elevator music songs get stuck in your head

My phone be so dry, the only texts I get are from spam😭

I hate how I steady be coughing when I'm 🌬️ 🍃 🍃

Yes.

So happy it's Friday.

What animal do you think temu 🥩 comes from?

Her plate was a serving tray😭

Purple lemonade ✈️

One of my coworkers was falling asleep during our meeting.

How dare I do actual work at work..

Today has been a day. 😒

I hate morning meetings that last until lunch

Good morning frenz...

You can definitely tell a difference between generations.

I will fuck a pot pie up, respectfully 😌

You eat McRibs, don't you..

The cognitive dissonance of trying to figure out why my electric bill is so high while I have all the fans on running nonstop😭

I am now one of those people who puts their glasses on top of their head in order to read or text😭 😭 😭

You just reminded me that I have pre rolls 😘

What do yall sleep in.. Pajamas?

These dogs think I'm a pillow.

It's crazy watching my friends kids grow up 😭

I don't feel like cooking.

I would leave a 20 minute voice note on here if it was an option. 😌

12:34 ✨ make a wish ✨

I love rice🍚

My mom made me wear my hair like Anderson Paak when I was a kid 😭 😭 😭 😭

Tom Kha for lunch.

I've worn both glasses and contacts throughout my years and I find that glasses are just more convenient🤓

I have to start losing weight now if I want my summer body...

Teenagers 😒

Good morning yall..

OooOo I have apple pie still...

The smell of breaking up the weed...

Just read my horoscope prediction for 2026...

This sh*t got me choking

I did 😍

This is a bit much...

Druski is so unfunny

I wish my dogs knew about personal space 😭

This is all I've ever wanted in a therapist. I once had a therapist that would ask me "How can I help/support you..." and I was genuinely confused like isn't that what you're here for and should already know😭 😭 😭

When you know something is srsly wrong with you but you don't know what....

I'm not going to any team meetings after lunch.. That's just crazy talk

I got a speeding ticket 😩 😭

I'm sleepy..

Why do I go to work to deal with other ppls problems when I have my own 😭

It took every ounce of me to walk into the ppl dem work establishment today...

C'mon and let's smoke...