Wicked will be placed at number 2 after The Wiz. I was able to experience this one with my daughter. I'm so happy.

Let them know!

Picked up the full bottle today. 😉

Every single time plus a little extra.

Y'all don't put coleslaw on pulled pork or chicken sandwiches?

He is going THROUGH it right now, but I'll die before I go back.

I’m a huge believer that when a woman loves you, her energy amplifies your life and helps you prosper✨… And I’ve watched in real time how that prosperity falls apart when her energy flow is cut off

To the woman reading this, give yourself the chance to be loved by someone new. Don’t go back to someone who had every opportunity to love you and still chose to l

Hey, I forgot about this post. Y'all know the vibes, it's Signup Saturday. $10/month cuz I'M THE BEST

Finally!!

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Depends on the meal.

yes. I’m overly going anytime a potato is involved.

Coleslaw because Almond Joy is disgusting.

If the fridge so smart why it didn’t it tell me I was out of bacon!

I hadn’t realized until recently that we have The Peoples Laundry Mpls! thepeopleslaundrympls.com

I want you to imagine how delicious this croissant donut is. Imagined it? Ok good. Now I want you to know it’s 1000% better than that.

And then they get jealous of all the attention the baby gets after they’re born too. Ask me how I know 😩

I feel like men that refuse to buy flowers for women are red, or at least yellow flags. Especially the ones that are adamant about not doing it, and have all kinds of excuses ready for why they don't do it, and particularly why they feel like men shouldn't do it. It's literally the bare minimum.

Men get very jealous of all the attention the expecting mother is receiving.

I kinda wanna get married just to get divorced.

Good morning early birds , insomniacs and fellow olds who’s body can’t let them sleep in, even on the weekend.

If I gave you diamonds and pearls… would you be a happy boy or girl?

I hope this is AI because why is this man making the gender reveal about himself?

I would have helped the fiance jump him.

Meanwhile, there’s an African auntie walking around the grocery store in a bikini. I had to look twice: 1. To make sure it was an actual bikini. 2. To make sure wasn’t a former patient.

we now know where Benzinos neck went

If you was tryna hand me some and I missed the message, step into my office I got done bible study topics to discuss

Damn…I would participate but I’m fresh out of smiles

Listen

$Pearlofwisdomm

This is sound advice. Sowing and reaping

No even 8:30am and you said whole day. I just know you vacuum at 5am every T-Th-Sat

That man’s body is full of chicken wings and dark liquor. His semen is gonna burn holes in your face. Please don’t

Gahdamn. I feel like I just got hit with a stray.

I know damn well....

Reminder that this very useful block list exists:

People doing exactly what they shoulda when you're gone is actually proof you did the right thing. It wasn't that they were incapable of the acts, they just weren't moved to do em WITH YOU. And that's okay.

You're supposed to wash the semen off your face. Imagine rubbing it in and having a rocky road face. Couldn't be me.

Jill Scott’s album rollout is refreshing to see

One testified he was raping one woman detainee in a janitors closet in exchange for her to talk to her daughter. The other officers covered for him while he did it. These women and children are being raped and denied basics necessities as a bargain tool for them to agree to sexual abuse.

Not Mr. Blew Her Sphincter to Smithereens talking...

Okay even by my standards this sentence has NO BUSINESS on the internet.

What show are y'all watching with the semen moisturizer?

Parental control has existed for so long but parents refuse to use it. It exists for a reason. Your kids should not have full access to what you have full access to.

That fuckin bridge man.... It's been 2 years this March and it's still fuck Singapore as a staff, record label, and a mf country.

I just wan’t y’all to know, grief doesn’t stop you from being horny.

We done seen yall dicks. They are not busting open nothing. Spare us the lies

Now all the men got fat dicks that’s busting open donuts?? Funny.