obligatory 2023 picture of my hands.

Makes all of your problems feel so small.

8?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?

Insurance covering vasectomies but fighting tooth and nail to not pay for women’s treatment for fibroids and other conditions related to their reproductive system is a fucking travesty.

“Yes” is the answer

In this day and age? You can’t take that risk

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Alpine divorces have scared me and I actually enjoy hiking 😔

This is further proof I’m an angel

Flight attendants do this all the time and they use ziplock bags (some use vacuum sealers) but remove as much air as possible and seal the bag then put it in a mailer

Clovers > Toros #BringItOn

Scarred for life!

if you gon be delusional.. lemme be delusional w you.

The “robbery” by the gas station pump ⛽️ Some comments below 👇🏾

Lmfao

Nope

I don’t care when they move like that cause I will too! I’ll love you down when it’s us but please understand I’m still moving single til I’m not 😭

My best friend been around for 28 years. We weren’t always best friends but we always had each others back. As we grew up we became best friends and I would lay my life on the line for him and his family. Vice versa! Taurus men are deranged but I got a soft spot for him

My biggest baby has a dance coming, and I am not prepared🥺😭

There is a 27 year old who has been begging and pleading to take me on a date for three years. He’s the reason I don’t go on Instagram that much lol. I blocked him and he came back on a different page😭

Go to hell talmbout some 47 😭

34… 30/31 maybe A lot of young men keep approaching me and I don’t understand

Imagine being so fine? Wow

I got the part✨

I got a date this weekend

Receiving a dickture with a filthy declaration of love >>>>

Lmao if you make it happen is it ridiculous?

I need some cooking inspiration

Sagittarius men are never consistent and they be nonchalant as hell. You not losing your mind about me? I’m finna pack my coochie right on up

No reason???????

By 2028 $15 gone feel like $3… raise it NOW

Aries and Leo are ‘okay’ I guess. Sagittarius are not😭

They hate us. That’s why Mother Nature trying to get us outta here 😭

“Why she not a hoe for me?”

Republic Airways Maintenance is trying to unionize and the union busting is INSANE.

Noey’s dad (RIP) - Pisces Nic (Babydaddy) - Pisces Ex I lived with in Brooklyn - Scorpio Light skinned military man - Scorpio Person I dated before Nic - Pisces Nigga I dated before that - Pisces Man that’s fall off the bone tender about me right now? - Scorpio Clearly I got something they want 😭

Longevity. I prefer intimate scents that make you lean in close so projection is low on my list for most fragrances. I want it to last though. I want you to breathe me in at the beginning of the day and the end, and it smells just the same for both moments.

Everybody trying to scare you but imma just say they are wonderful as long as you’re scarier than they are 😂

THIS!

Like, I’m a hoe…but you still didn’t get to fuck

they’re absolutely obsessed with the type of women they claim to despise. it’s terrifying actually.

Now I understand why all the women was saying Pisces are terrible

Yuckity

He was following me? What you doing HERE if you feel that way about women?! Baby I’m your worst nightmare lmao.

HOE = Happiness Over Everything Choose HOE always

I like men that listen, are soft and tender with me, and gimme what I want (within reason cause I be ridiculous sometimes)

“I need you to understand these things made me gel unsafe, unseen, and unsupported” “But you…” Okay BYEEEEEEEEEEEEE