My mini human. She’s funny

Ya know…..I had this and it was wonderful. We got a three year old now and sometimes you just get in your own way. Me to me.

Him being THAT bricked up while “boxing” is crazy

Met this fine shit (as the young kids say) and baby I just KNOW he’s terrible for my health and life. But what’s a little fun? 😈😈

If you my person present yourself STAT! We need to recreate this in black

My head hurting. I also only ate once today

Not my child came to check me and told me not to say shut up but sugar snaps

Men would forever embarrass you

Real moaning music here

I wouldn’t be watching that dog either 😭😭😭🥴

And this is why people use ChatGPT and other AI sources to help with resumes and assessments. I don’t agree with using those BUT in this economy where there’s so many ghost jobs and applications being denied while qualified for the job.

See mind the business that pays you and this ain’t it 😭😭

Currently watching this Mecca Chameleon gameplay on TT cause awake

Me but on the 30th so you KNOW the whole month is my birthday.

I’m still up. This is annoying

My baby is trying to sleep in my skin. She needs to give me some room!!! OMG I love her tho. But like mommy is on the edge of the bed. Send help

I can’t sleep 🥺

Here I am fat as shit with a 3yr old blessing that looks nothing like me. Although people lie to me and say she do lol

My baby daddy saw me be skinny and fine and decided that I needed to have a baby and be fat as hell afterwards. That’s big hate

I’m just up just to be up

Ms Rachel talking about the United Nations report on the targeting of Palestinian children by the white settler colonial apartheid ethnostate of israel. The genocidal state of israel is DELIBERATELY TARGETING Palestinian children, murdering them, injuring them, and disabling them. That's horrible!

I need to put a man’s head in a leg lock. Like I’m about to damn near snap his neck with my thighs

Never do anything for a man that shows how much you love him because he will almost always embarrass you in the worst way possible.

Vanessa Williams wrote this song for her wedding and then Rick Fox played in her face. open.spotify.com/track/1OsNXt...

Lemme write that down

Dating your best friends >>>>

What a fuckin time

They could’ve just played the songs in order the whole night and still won.

Me to every pretty Ricky song ever lmaooooo

I have no idea how long it’s been on but Pretty Ricky won with a sweep. And B2K have some hits they just didn’t execute them well from what I’ve seen. Not as many as hits as PR but yeahhhh

This sounds a mess OMG

Lmfaoooo

B2K not hitting like they thought they would during this 🥴🥴

ALL THAT SHIT!!

Stressing my baby fahja out on the daily >>>>>

I need someone to let me hold their HBOMAX down right quick. Just for the first episode of House of Dragons

That part!

You’re gorgeous. Always been!

I’m lying like shit and also no one pays attention to my skeets

Bout to post my flat ass to ruin the fun on the SL

!!!!!

Lmaoooooooo

Not my nieces both texting they mamas about them arguing when the issue was already resolved. Lordt these girls are BRATS!!

This is so black. I love it.

This is an attack and Iont like it. We have a disability!!!!

Walk with me here: This movie was supposed to be funny but actually ended up scaring the fuck outta me as well. I’ve only ever seen it twice, just to fuck somebody else up. 😭

It’s SO fucking hard being a woman. Because WTF is this? What do you mean that mf shrinks and damn near disappears?????

This cup will come to work with me every single day until I quit

Same. So badly