I inspire to be as fine as her

@decofcards.bsky.social this is what I was tryna send

I like the two D’s for titty

facts and the girlies husbands be single everywhere. Including social media.

The Bears have been putting belt to ass this season. They tired of me telling them to win some fucking games on their IG posts.

I am hollering!!!! If you don’t sing Merry Christmas like this I don’t want to hear it! 🤣🎅🏿🎅🏾🎅🏽❄️☃️🎁🎄

@profanity.accountant I’d like to know

The wind is outside HOWLING!!! Bitch it’s cold outside

The work group chat is hilarious right now 😭😭

She told the kids today “That’s my daddy” meanwhile the kids ain’t even worried about who she’s talking to lol

My baby being so happy and excited to see her daddy just warms my heart. She loves his big head ass.

I really want a telescope for me and my baby. She loves looking up at the moon and starts as much as I do.

I should be sleep……But four day weekend coming up soon

Same but remove optional for me

TUH!! If she runs, restrain her now you can REALLY go to work. Or so I’ve heard

This is one line I randomly say in my head very often

Told the universe that I wanted someone that was all about me and the universe sent me my child who is literally all about me with a dash of her daddy.

Randomly was scrolling through my text messages looking for something from my niece and came across an ex friend text thread. I was really hurt by the way the friendship ended.

This annoying. My voice gone 😒😒

RAIN DINE ON MEH

*taps sign*

My baby really adorable as hell lol

A word!!

I love the way you ride it ride it ride it ride itttt

He gotta slide me rent money in full a couple of times for me to consider him moving in. Especially with my kid.

Romance and saw passion two seconds later. Why this lying to me?

Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly

What the kids say “He had no business being dead”

BIG LEO ENERGY cause babyyyyyyy once I’m mute and mentally done with you, nothing about you matters

Everything and nothing at the same damn time

If they don’t hurry up and release those damn files so we can move on to talking about who’s in them…..

Me baby to Rumi at the end when she’s half demon: “I think her eye is broken. *gasps* her eye is better!!

This aged me a couple mo years.

Firstly: she should’ve kept that to herself. Secondly: I would’ve made it a staycation and enjoyed myself in a hotel for however long it was bought for.

I got robbed by my 2 yr old twice now!!

I bet that man is 50 texting like he is 14. You did right leaving him on read.

Love this guy!!! Guy forever peeling and eating oranges while spouting wisdom!!! 🍊

Why do he even have that and HOW?

So he’s Nelly? Some of these men are trash.

Always on Black folk business 😭 . #Blacksky

Good morning but I’m close to getting some because of my job

Them R & B niggas who used to FEEL their beat and lyrics and do that head bop with the sway from side to side >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did Keith Sweat sing like that on Twisted????

It could all be so simple…

Just cleaned and rearranged my home. Hopefully im comfortable with it but we shall see soon.

Gonna do some painting with my baby tonight. We’re gonna create some masterpieces!!

he went in with his best material & they cooked him. 😭 all men should stand in front of similar council.

I hollered