Nigga…..

are y’all seeing this excellence. like hello

sometimes you just want someone to think you’re worth the effort too

I'm so proud to be in this number 😌

☝🏽

Everyone can’t be “Big [insert name here] — not the little one!” Like.. we need some petite ones, medium ones, slightly above average ones.

Fuck Zillow.

Short work week 🥳

The other day y’all was saying it was cool for Tommie’s ass to creep on Juelz. Today it’s nasty that Toby is dating some young white chick. Carry on….

Just my friendly reminder that the Black women on here be fine as hell.

I know industries love deregulation for the purpose of their pockets, but shouldn't they want their customers to be alive?

What in the fuck is this?

Just watching my tablespoon of a weekend go by

another perfect bracket for me

Why is tmrrw Monday???

Trader Joe's has recalled nearly 10 million pounds of vegetable fried rice because of the possible presence of glass fragments in the rice.

I would expect nothing more lol

Related, this is a reminder for ppl who don’t know… Start collecting in your cup *after* you’ve already started peeing. This type of midstream catch ensures a clean sample.

They shame people who ask for community and are making attempts. If you don't have what you need already, you get called a loser

PSA: Being specific in the many ways in which a movement doesn't meet the moment isn't negativity for negativity's sake, and if your feelings.. like, your FEELINGS get hurt upon reading this information, then you might need to reevaluate which part of you is invested in this fight, beloved.

Growing up is beating my ass, bro. The things I’m still learning about myself at this historical age?

I'm enjoying the Blacksky trending a little too much and I love that for me

This wouldn't be nearly as funny if she didn't actually dress and walk out like this at her husbands funeral. Druski just held a mirror up.

Heaven gotta feel like walking up to the cookout and Ascension by Maxwell starts playing, or I don't want it. Them gates better open like "WooooooooooooWhoaOoooWhoa......"

The fact that your driver's license expires is a scam but making your driver's license expire on your birthday is a hater ass move.

this ain't no accident or no auntie shit. she was in them MAGA chat rooms showing feet.

we all thought the same thing at the beginning of this video, right 😭😭

I’m so glad I fell into that “too fat to get pregnant” cluster when I dated men. It truly saved my life.

So drawn to a place that you uproot yourself and move there but also get there and hate everyone who made it so enviable. THEN defang it so it looks nothing like the thing your silly ass fell in love with.

The petite pirate struck again.. 😩😂😂

Chili just be lying cuz it's free.

Cardi said "I want you to park that big Mac truck in this little garage" and it was invigorating damn it

Traditional publishing isn't a meritocracy in the slightest. A book being "good" doesn't translate to sales or promotion.

I love suicide squad so bad, I watch it every time it comes on

lol if you want to be a villager, you need to be prepared to build because the price you pay for real community is convenience.

I agree!!! I’m Ready be blasting through my headphones!!

Chilli been a bird forever and Nick went barber shop stupid trying to populate the earth. If those are maga warriors. I think we are ok friends.

Lmfaooooooo he gets cooked every time

Not gon lie like I won't turn it on right now

This actually describes gentrification so well.

🎾 #MiamiOpen26 Doubles championship time! Both these doubles teams are WINNERS but their last meet up Taylor and Siniakova defeated them. Jasmine/Sarah are looking for revenge. LET’S GOOOOOOO!!

lol, overheard someone say that nowadays everyone wants to be part of a village but doesn't want to be a villager. And I can't stop thinking about it.

So the rally was just one day?

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And just like that, Attie has been blocked by all of BlackSky #BlockOfTheDay

This is how I felt the first time I saw a scalp IV in NICU. Shook in the weirdest way.

A louse wrote this.