I feel guilty when I order DoorDash. I’m able bodied. I could have gotten up and drove there….but I need you to deliver a brick sized burrito to my door today. Gluttony and Sloth

Has to be one of the worst forms of betrayal 😭

“And there's nothing that I'd rather do Than lay you down beside the fireplace No where to go You run out of breath, I start to shake” Shaking from holiday cheer and excitement? 🤨

I don’t say this to absolve white Christians of stupidity, I say this as an American with a mental illness. Both the Gov and religious organizations use fear as a means of control. We are living in a state of constant terror. Fight or Flight and Survival mode. It’s understandable why ppl snapped

Now that the Rapture didn’t happen again, The whole things speaks to the state of terror people are living in and how the power of suggestion in that state leads to psychosis. 24/7 fear mongering, war, threats, economic collapse and then someone says the end is here. *snap*. The mind is delicate

Add menstrual blood to water and water your plants✨✨

Probably…but I think it’s important to couple that with the fact that it’s a biological calling. That ego is primal and meant to drive procreation/population. Otherwise humanity wouldn’t exist. We are animals too.

At the end of the day we are just animals and instinct

My momma just be buying shit she just be tryna support her baby lmfao

Keep a iron so I’m never wrinkled in this bitch

Literally 😭😭 They’ll be standing over me with their phones/controllers “I don’t have any money” “It doesn’t take money, it just needs your card”

I pop tags. The flex kills the germs

This is exactly what they wanted btw

My sons said out their mouths that Mom means Made Of Money 😭😭

Also, they make techs in baby sizes

All the peeves. I can’t wait til I never have to drive again 😭 It gives me anxiety

I just knew they were making it youtu.be/ig0brvQX_7s?...

I though Doughboyz Cashout was gonna be huge

That’s 2 pounds of mystery meat

He probably dropped chili all on his shirt. They were soggy and falling apart. Breath smelled like hotdog water the whole way home

I just imagine her hatred and disgust growing with every bite 😭

Pass the Courvoisier

More Than A Woman

Garden

Swim Good

Too little too late

Dangerous Woman

I must be the only person who doesn’t follow that page

“And if tears could fall from my eyes, just think of all the wounds they could mend. And think of all the time I could spend, just being vulnerable again..”

No police Nowhere near her best song. It just reminds me of something

Someone I share a father with went viral on the internet for licking hairy man ass…extra jarring because that’s the only time ive ever seen her. First impressions 😭😭😭

I don’t want to hear “everyone reacts differently”….some things there should be a universal response to and if you don’t respond that way you are fucked up. Finding out you were dating your own child is one of those things.

So we’re willing to lie about engaging in incest for attention now? What is the prize in competing in The Worst Bitch Alive contest?

This has to be fake. There’s no fucking way 😭😭😭 It would be too satisfying

Me too!

People like this hold all my faith in humanity. I live for them

I felt special when my feed was working this morning while everyone else’s went down….and mine just went down 😭

This quote thread has made my day 😂

Just this one. The only time I’ve opened TikTok since Nov is when someone sends me a video and I don’t have any other form of social media 🤷🏽‍♀️

I entertained 1 Pisces man in my life. It was like sitting in a room with 2 locked doors 😂 I was like “Damn. Is this what it’s like trying to get to know me?” 😭😭

I just told 12 I heard people are saying this instead of “cap” now Him: Nobody is saying that. What? 😂 Me: My ear is to the streets, dude. I’m telling you people are bout to start saying it soon. They been saying “cap” too long Him: Your ears are on the street? 😭 That’s AI

A snippet but we need some real chart readers to chime in

I am also curious about this

That’s absolutely kidnapping, right? She lured that child into her vehicle under false pretenses and then made threats while the child is in her possession. Sounds like kidnapping to me

What kind of charges come from making threats while in possession of the child?

Fretting 😂😭