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3 little words

I don’t need porn My imagination is great Something like that

*sigh*

I didn’t know Forest Whitaker was tall

I think the only thing it would do for a woman is raise her blood pressure? It would be similar effects to what taking a viagra does to a woman, which is essentially nothing.

This is opportunity for an interesting convo. Those people are disabled and a lot of their decision making is handled by family. Even dating itself is often facilitated by the family. Is a legally binding marriage something that should be the goal in this situation? I don’t think so personally

The People Under The Stairs

You know what sounds good? A Butterfinger

Yeah, I think my voice fits me

This is my toxic trait fr 😭😭

Imma go get an extra knot put in these tubes cuz im serious in the moment 😅😭 I don’t need God to start listening to me now

I wanna do a set of lashes to last a few days but I sleep on my face

Beauty. 🌹

I just said it, she was thinkin it Let me tongue kiss it That pussy talk, imma sink wit it

I watched a 90 second long horror film and now I’m scarred for life 😅

Deleting a skeet with over 400 reposts and 2k likes >>>> I been blocking new followers all day. NO NEW FRIENDS!!!

“I let him eat it now his homeboys acting hungry too. Eeew”

I got French a G-Unit bulletproof vest (harness) for the wknd. Idk what kind of dog opps we might run into

That Deion Sanders and Coach Prime are the same person 🤣

Last night 12A decided he’s ready to make his return to the theater/stage. He wrote a hand written letter to his acting teacher announcing his return. We are headed to drop it off rn The drama of it all 😂

#HowWellDoYouObserve What is one of the many things I didn’t know? 😂 I feel like that’s easy

3:33✨

I don’t even know what pop quiz question to ask about me 😂😭 I just say shit

I wonder who else I’m missing now 😟 Who else was unfollowed without my permission?!!

Imma paint my phantom purple cause we smoking purple reefer🎶

Oh now I know for sure this app be randomly unfollowing people….

Imma paint my Bentley purple cuz you got on purple sneakers

Definitely don’t care about being the villain because it was never out of malice or purposely. Perception is reality so they say I’m the villain then I won’t deny it. That’s fine because even the best intentions can have fucked up outcomes

Yes…but they aren’t telling you the whole story

There is no reason for this 😂😭

Emotional setback. *turns on “fuck these niggas” music*

This is so confusing!! Why do you keep showing up if you don’t want to learn anything about me? You just like that I ask a lot of questions to learn about you? I chalk this up to simple incompatibility though because it obviously works out when they encounter the right person 🤷🏽‍♀️

Me looking at the girls going to Korea for aesthetic procedures:

Currently listening to someone saying they can’t get out of work to go sign some papers so they’re sending their twin to do it 😭😭

We’ve never done anything to deserve the slander we get…at least not the women

I need to start packing

the revolution will be middle schoolers

If you fucks with me, please run this up. I got a "Captain's Log" series in the works that follows the journey from Deckhand to commercial Captain Also we got "Kandy's adventures" which will include all my fishing and hiking and other shenanigans with the family. ✨

Someone with a bio saying “Incurable ♥️ for diapers” just followed me. No.

Why is his cranium shaped like this? Omg. It looks like it pulsates 😭

Men with light eyes are the worlds worst offenders. Don’t interact with them. Don’t even look at them.

Having a ND child is hard but it’s not their fault, it’s a disability….but like, if I could change ONE thing about my son, just one thing, it would be STOP PUTTING YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES BACK IN YOUR DRAWERS!!! Omggggg 😭😭 Everything goes back. Socks, underwear, all of it. And I have to sort through it 🤦🏽‍♀️

Also weird that you want to follow me based on ONE thing I said

If politics is your *thing*, you should not follow me. If it’s so much that you make reference to it in your bio and your avi is some form of political cartoon…I am not your people. We may have some aligning beliefs, but we are not the same.

I like how many ppl are like"this is a dog owner thing specifically" when this "I want mine fuck you" attitude is literally the bedrock of the anti masking and maga movements

He must be blocked already

Are the people who became magnetic from the 5G Covid vaccine still magnetized?

they be using their big boy voices 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The best mothers I know were hoes. Some still got a lil hoe in em. They’re doing a great job 😂