CHIQUITA!!

Mom, do you have $20? The shin guards they sell at the camp are made to not feel like you’re wearing shin guards Mom, the World Cup cleats are at Dicks. They’re made to feel like you’re not wearing cleats. They’re limited edition so they’re not gonna sell them anymore! They’re gonna sell out! 🤦🏽‍♀️😭😫

Congratulations, you have been chosen by the Cat Distribution System! Please do not resist . 😍

The problem is I look at other people and imagine what they must be feeling and then I cry. Usually they aren’t crying. But that’s ok cuz I cry for them 😭

Hyenas as a whole? Lmao

My family is praying on my downfall saying I can’t officiate a wedding because I cry too easily 🤨

Has anyone tried Pilates by Izzy? Is it as good as they say? #BlackGirlChat #BlackGurlChat (I feel like I’ve seen it tagged both ways)

I can’t wait to fall asleep

Upon closer inspection, his eyes were too round.

Yeah…I went to a Halloween decor yard sale last year and found out when I got there they only took cash. I only had $80 on me 😩 By the time I came back for round 2 in the afternoon everything good was gone. I’ll never stop thinking about it

Imagine my tiny ass trying to drive an F350 through construction cones 😭 This is definitely illegal

I wish conspiracy theorists would let Kennika Jenkins rest. People don’t know the line between keeping someone’s memory alive and being outright harmful

I’m sure it’s completely fine but “lukewarm cum” does sound like an insult 😭😭

I hate when I catch myself regurgitating someone else’s thoughts or think piece. I only like to share my own thoughts. Even if they aren’t fully formed or make me sound silly. At least they’re authentically my own

You know they broke into my apartment when I was 19 and took my couch cushions 😭😭 That’s how I know they only hire felons to run their operation

Stock up on sea roach shoulders before 4th of July

1:11✨

Oh there’s eyes candy in the gym for once 👀

Just dropped these boys off at soccer camp. Can’t drive away fast enough 😭😂😂

I understand Victor is damaged but if they don’t sit his ass down and make him talk. They just let him cry and run away all the time or completely ignore him like he hasn’t been there for 40 damn years.

Mine dies with me as well. A racist nurse told my mother I wasn’t allowed to have my father’s last name…while that sucks, it also means that the name of slave owners and white atrocities dies with a Black woman. And maybe that’s okay

I want to go to a World Cup game…but I don’t want to go to Canada. That’s no fun

The Brits have taken seasoning back home and are cooking for their friends and families 😭😭😂😂😂

Why do people living in a country where they disagree with their government have a hard time believing people living in other countries may also disagree with their government? Why can’t you see further than your own nose?

I’d keep the glass container

I gave a neighbor cookies one time. I wasn’t trying to fuck him. I just had way too many 🍃 cookies and that batch was slightly burnt

What if the neighbor is a little old lady?

Stop wishing this evil on us

Guess who gets to sign her first marriage license as an ordained ministerrrrrrrrr?!!!

Do people who have dual citizenship get to choose who they want to play for?

Why doesn’t Messi play for America? Do you have to play for the country you were born in?

The dynamic of men being the breadwinners and women not having to work exists and is looked at fondly amongst all people. Only ww call it TradWife. The conversation that needs to be had is white men more likely to be family annihilators and THAT is the reason being a TradWife is so dangerous.

Exactly why they didn’t get his crazy ass anything. He’s the type of man to set their house on fire

On one of our first dates my kids dad slipped on ice. Wiped tf out! 😭 And instantly I realized there was so much space between his body and his Pelle coat. Like why is your coat so big?….but when he got up he was laughing so hard it made me laugh too. It’s all about how you bounce back from the Ick

I need another good documentary

Gooaaalllll

I need a Coke Zero

Icks mostly apply to newly dating. Once you love someone it’s still gross but the love outweighs the ick. You think a woman who’s been married 20 yrs isn’t seeing these behaviors regularly from her husband? 😂😂

The biggest ick of all is a man who can’t laugh at himself or take a joke 🙄 Yall are so dry, omg

Why are you, as a man, taking the easy way out??

OMG … not he Gen Pop at his own barbershop, ew.

Imagine letting a nigga look you over, point across you to another man and tell him he first. That shit disgusting to think about!

I personally find sitting in a barbershop to be an ick. Just sitting there waiting for a turn. Be important enough for an appointment

You ever seen a grown man with a runny nose cuz it’s cold outside? Please get away from me and find some tissue, Mr Sniffles

Losing weight cuz you’re not taking care of yourself <<< Losing weight cuz you’re sticking to fitness goals >>>

I’m sitting outside while my sons shoot the soccer ball. It keeps flying through the mint that has taken over my yard. It smells so good lol

I didn’t know there was a wrong way to eat Oreo’s until today. Omg no 😭