The softer the life, the hornier the wife

People only hate Pisces online. It’s okay.

It’s all about balance

A full beard cancels out the bald head

I know me. I know I can’t pull off a bald head I need men to know when they can’t pull off a bald face. It’s imperative. India Arie was wrong. Sometimes we are our hair. And that’s ok

No? Shave it off right now and post a pic

She’s gonna cut her own toes off to fit in the slipper

I’m watching a foreign horror film about Cinderella’s step sister and how she was raised for marriage to the prince. Idek what language this is. French?

Mystery is intriguing. I like a selective open book. It not for everyone to read

Wisdom Kaye styles Chrimuh, but if it were Halloween. His mind is creatively refreshing. Please pull up to his content. Mans has that genius touch to his art. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

💀💀💀💀 I wonder who’s face she has now

Ok I added honey whiskey and a lot of ice…waited for the ice to melt a little. I’m a big fan of Baileys so it’s giving that consistency, but I’m still not a fan of the flavor. The rating has moved from a 0/10 up to a 3/10. I can see the appeal but not for me (I’m gonna finish it tho)

This was literally my first thought 😂 Yall weren’t worried about thick ass zombies but you worried about using a zombie to get a thick ass

Yall…..I’m about to try eggnog. I’m scared

'what christmas would look like if it was halloween' by Wisdom Kaye #fashionsky

I now have PTSD and I’m suing

Merry Christmas everyone! It's release day! The Tapestry of Fate and A Prophetic Fate now available for eBook, paperback and hardback! www.instagram.com/p/DSsKT7lAPD...

Is that possible?

The shift in my brain when I find out ppl on the SL are also full grown adults is so funny. Like oh, I can respect you now 😂

You don’t have to get help until after New Years. This is the unlimited drinking window void that we’re in right now. All labels are off

This pozole is so spicy it’s making my nose run. I love it

We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.

I’m a huge fan of gender roles. Love gender roles (I just want women to have the rights and equal opportunities that allow her to choose whether or not they’re for her)

I’m still keeping the good energy attached to that! 😂

I need to go ahead and buy the rest of the colors in this long sleeve yoga crop top cuz they’re really all I ever want to wear. I’m just happily rotating the same 5 tops

My bday twin!!

Real love

Nobody talks about the struggle to take the top off your Stanley when you have smaller hands

Now I want Chinese

🧐🧐

Usually beef with broccoli, fried rice, and 2 egg rolls. Maybe some wonton soup

This is extra funny because I saw someone post today about NOT doing cocaine when contemplating their fitness journey 😂😂😭

Ovulation week really does feel like being possessed

I took a guess and hit the sound….I was wrong and then suddenly I was right 😂😂😂

That is NOT me. That is her. We are two separate entities 😭

Convincing my kids that the day after Christmas is National Parents Chill Day. On this holiday the kids enjoy their gifts and leave their parents alone so their nervous systems can recalibrate in peace

Woman To Woman: I pray this next chapter of your life isn't just about surviving... may it be about thriving, loving, and living unapologetically. Remember to be always kind to yourself, because the world isn’t always kind towards us. Be great. Be your version of soft. ✨💕

It’s just kept going 😂

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idgaf how you get here, long as you get here.

11:11✨

It feels like Sunday

Current and holding strong with the peppermint soap

2026 for me is all about beauty. Not just superficial, but beauty in all things. In outlook, surrounding, thoughts, words, everything. I’m leaving a trail of beauty behind me as I walk though

Hormones are the strongest reminder that we are just animals

I’d be pregnant 100 times if I could. Pregnancy was amazing. I felt like a Goddess✨

🥹🥹 Congrats!! Wishing you a healthy, happy pregnancy and a safe delivery 💚