I would counter offer: full custody and you MUST move two states away. Play with somebody else. 😭

Definitely B, because these knees aren’t kicking anything straight but jumpers never die, playa. 😂

Count me in and sign me up. If there is Task Force to prosecute the Trump administration after he leaves, I want parts.

Being a father and a dad is where I’m on my highest of horses. Because there is just no excuse for making somebody and then telling them you’re not enough.

How, in response to your wife filing for divorce, you petition the court for EITHER joint physical custody OR, in the alternative, you be allowed to moved two states away (specifically without your kids)? I thought I had seen it all when it came to deadbeats. 😒

This is insanity.

Apparently, Chuck Norris died and people don’t believe it because it’s Chuck Norris.

The way she was smiling walking out of that church with me. Man. That’s the one I’ve wanted to see every day of our lives since.

The reality is much worse unfortunately. He was characterized by Black Philadelphian politicians as untrustworthy for multiple reasons (family history, a racist attack on a Black jogger), and those politicians were slandered as anti progressive. He was and is a racist before and after the stroke

John Fetterman had a stroke 4 days before he won the 2022 Pennsylvania Senate Democratic primary. This is how they described him at the time. We got got.

It’s my favorite day today! 🙌🏽💍

#Thosepeople really elected the worst human being possible to be President of the United States.

Back in the day, the worst some parents did was put their phone bills in their kids’ names. This is next level diabolical lying on your kid here.

When you get a great one, lock her up as soon as possible, fellas.

Agreed. Even though I did it.

The marrying kind.

I still have our senior class t-shirt. 😂

Cliffs Notes: The jury gave those cops NAHthing. 😂😭😂😭 www.youtube.com/live/smGmxI-...

But if someone is your bf or gf, definitely put that title on it.

Not every relationship needs to be given a title or a name. Sometimes things just…are.

Don’t end up in the Human Resources Department. 😭

“Work wife?”

Rule #1: never refer to your work wife as “my work wife.” To anyone. Not to her. Not to your coworkers. Not to your actual wife. (👈🏽 especially her)

Mystikal and Keith Murray both had so much rap potential.

Again??? This is his third SA case! Keep him this time.

My new favorite show.

This is why those cops are suing Afroman. 😭😭 TURN IT UP!!

I had just one case where a client took the stand in their own defense (EYE vehemently recommended against it, but I was only second chair 🤷🏾‍♂️). 15 minutes into cross, she got caught in a lie. Me:

When we were 17, I dead serious told that girl I wanted 10 kids and she didn’t even flinch. She must’ve known we’d tap out at around 3. 😂

As a criminal defense attorney, I made it a rule to never put a client on the stand subject to cross examination because people just don’t listen and are never as smart as they think they are. I know that’s a civil case and he had no choice but to testify, but Afroman was Red E.

Bright.

A masterclass in prepping a witness for trial. That man was ready for every single question.

😩

He is cooking those attorneys. 😂

So they nominated a violent hothead to run an already overly violent agency. What could possibly go wrong?

You swear you me.

Because he’s a moron.

Insecurity just ain’t my thing. We gotta choose each other every day and the day she chooses someone else then that’s her choice.* *younger me would never say this, but we tired out here. 😂

Happy birthday, @taastee.blacksky.app !!!

Ya lady gone call you insecure forever for crashing out.... so make it worth it.

All 4 living former Presidents of the United States said they didn’t speak to the is bum. As surely as Trump is breathing, you better believe he’s lying.

See? I was just minding my business.

If you’re still “mad” after a good meal and a good boot knock, then I think you’re legitimately mad. Otherwise, you might be just hangry or horngry.

They’re not getting enough…

A slap isn’t meant to end a fight like a punch. A slap is the slapper daring the slappee to hit them back. Exhibit A: in Tombstone when Kurt Russell slapped the fire out of Billy Bob Thornton and BB just stood there.

........ and I'm okay with this. Give the people what they want. 🫶🏾