I love these!!

Making a lot of money betting on sports.

I don’t know why I went down this rabbit hole, but here I am. 🥴

He had the right to remain silent!! Tell him don’t talk til I get there.

I said this!!

It might be an old-fashioned notion, but having children with a woman changes the game when it comes to her and YOUR kids.

Breaking up with a woman you’ve been with for 5 years 10 months after having a child and buying a house together is diabolical. EYE would never trust a man who would do all that with my baby girl, but never offer to marry her. Some dudes really avoid marriage so they have easy access to leaving.

Mans got to the 26 mile mark and turned around and went back to the starting line.

He’s 81.

I’d go see it a hundred times. Alicia Keys really did her one with this.

10 years after the election that permanently ruined the Supreme Court, they’re rubbing it in our faces. They don’t even pretend anymore.

I mean…is anybody surprised by this? The #batshitcrazy signs were there.

There are two glamorouses.

I’m mad with myself because I immediately thought, “He got married, didn’t he?” 😩

Tim Scott to Trump.

Law students ignore this.

And don’t get it twisted. Thomas and Alito will most definitely retire from the Supreme Court after the midterms and before Trump leaves office. Trump will get to appoint two young racists.

This is so silly. How are you arresting me for a supposed threat I made a year ago? I’ve clearly moved on.

They straight up asked her to retire.

RBG went out sad. President Obama asked her to and she straight said ‘no.’ rhttps://gai.georgetown.edu/ginsburg-retirement-and-senate-confirmations/

Short of gunpoint or extortion, how does one MAKE a Supreme Court justice retire?

We need another brother on the Supreme Court. Preferably one with Black wife and/or Black mother.

If that assassination attempt was real, it’ll only piss people off further because why are you so bad at this?

The only way to really check the Supreme Court is for Congress to pass legislation addressing their opinions. And good luck with that.👍🏾

When I say that the Supreme Court is the most consequential of the 3 branches of government, that’s not just some I’mmalawyer bias. Those are lifetime appointments and there are only 9 of them. Presidents change every 4-8 years, senators every 6, Representatives every 2. Supreme Court…LIFE!

Next time, VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE THAT WON’T NOMINATE RACISTS TO THE SUPREME COURT!!

Ain’t a damn thing we can do about these raggedy ass Supreme Court decisions. And that’s why conservatives invested 50 years of single issue voting and sold their souls to Trump to gaining a majority on the court. SCOTUS was lost for a generation or 2, at least.

I’m gonna keep it a thou-wow: I despaired over the VRA and all this damage the Supreme Court is doing back in 2016 when they let that mofo beat Hillary. We knew what was at stake them, but folks played around and let Trump appointed THREE justices. I’m done catastrophizing.

You roll up on an event armed with gun where the President is l, you must clearly expect to die…but you shoot no one…and no one shoots you? I was born at night…

1/ This is an outstanding instant analysis of the James Comey "8647" criminal indictment by @kenwhite.bsky.social. You should go read it; it's relatively short. Ken makes two interlocking points that bear repetition. www.popehat.com/p/the-comey-...

Your Liberation Day!

Yes. Retirement. 12 years and I’m out.

This is really pathetic. Somebody struggled to pass the bar exam just to end up doing this.

If we ever split, I’d have to delete my entire existence both online and off. I’d be answering, “OMG, WHAT HAPPENED!?!” for years. 😩

I kid I kid. I'll post my partner and if it doesn't work out just delete everything and begin a campaign of gaslighting so prolific people who were in rooms with us in person will question if it ever happened.

No “handy” men on the train? SMH.

“You can indict a ham sandwich.”

Going to a mechanic feels like a ripoff 80% of the time. BUT…DIY on your own car? If you don’t fix it right…

My older brother, who is 50, still does his own brakes. Making all that noise trying to get up off that ground. Cracks me up.

We made it clear to our kids that if something happens to one of us the surviving spouse gets EVERYTHING. So unless we’re in on the plot, getting one parent up outta here is rather pointless. We watch a lot Dateline NBC. We know.

OOOOOrrrrr… I’m more valuable alive than…you know. 😂😂

And every time my wife or kids see me on a ladder, no matter the height, they act like I’m about to jump head first.

I’ll still paint a small room by myself, tho.

I’m gonna be real: I know HOW to do a lot of things that I used to do but don’t do myself anymore. This includes: - changing a tire (on a car not in my driveway) - changing my own oil/brake pads - lawn work (besides the gardening stuff) - electrical work in the house (this was just nuts of me)

I paused over this one. I do wonder if this happens more to men than women, but at least twice while taking road trips solo dolo, police saw me and waited patiently until roadside assistance arrived. I know how to change a tire, but Missouri has 80 mph lanes and Chicago acts like it does. I waited.

RTing for awareness/agreement. If you have roadside assistance use it. And if you are able to afford it please get it. If you can’t afford it please determine if your area has a Motorist Assistance Patrol. It’s not worth the potential outcome. 🙁 Signed, someone who works in insurance ligation.