I was skeptical about these lawsuits blaming social media platforms for kids' addictions to social media (I mean the parents control access to the phones), but Snap and TikTok already settled so I guess the discovery phase must have been ugly. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Right. But the flipside of those night time lows is a “snuggle factor” of 100. 😂

I keep a bottle of Paul in my liquor cabinet just in case my arch nemesis ever comes over.

This ice won’t even start to melt until a week from now.

The Director of National Intelligence is in Atlanta at election offices. The DNI has zero law enforcement authority and has nothing to do with elections. The 2020 election was over 5 years ago. Any crime from then would be time barred from prosecution. This raid is about 2026 and 2028.

“In theater” is warzone and military combat terminology. These people are crazy.

Our “snow” in the DMV has turned to solid rock. If you didn’t shovel those first few days, you’re stuck.

If Nicki makes some songs (or just one) praising Trump, I MIGHT believe she actually believes the stuff she’s saying.

I mean, her grift was blatant and she was obviously FOS praising Trump. Don got conned?

The masks are the primary factor in why those agents are running around like jackasses.

That would be a terrible thing to lie about but I don’t put it past that 🥷.

Lose by damnear 50? At home? While Dawn Staley is your counterpart on the women’s side? Yeah, Lamont Paris minuswell go ahead and schedule the movers.

When you know you are all up and through the Epstein files.

It really is a struggle to not over-parent. Especially teens and young adults. Because we parents might actually know what’s best for them, but I swear that’s not our decision. It’s a boundary you have to set and enforce on yourself.

My baby girl, who is a Cinema major and a year from graduating, informed me the other night she’s considering becoming a flight attendant after college because she’s not used to staying in one place. To my surprise, without hesitation and in all sincerity, I told her, “Go for it!”

The closest I think I ever get to telling my wife, “No,” is “I don’t think that’s a good idea, but if that’s what you want/want to do, you got it.”

The North remembers?? 😭😭

It might take years, and you’ll probably find it by accident, but when get her…you got her. 😏

Once you find that button…

Listen to me: Snow covered with sleet is a different kind of HEAVY. The smile is a lie.

We’re full?

😩

I don’t know what movie my boys and I went to see, but the is picture made me think of that new Melania flick. 😩

It’s like “crabs in a barrel” but the barrel is the southern US border and the Gulf of Mexico.

A useful idiot that’s not that useful. 😂

If Kamala had been elected, we would have seen January 6 times 10.

Literally the goal of racial discrimination.

I was born in ‘77 and spent my first 22 alive hardly leaving the state and I never once knew of or heard of someone getting measles. Electing morons is not only dumb, it’s deadly.

My Uber driver. Has the heat on. 84 degrees. Fahrenheit.

My peers who waited a little later in life to have kids are going THROUGH it. Being fass paid off?

Yeah, he has the Trump stench on him but BFFR.

Not a coincidence Trump eliminated the part of DOJ that investigates bribery of public officials.

If anyone ever looked exactly how they sang.

I think my mom would understand me choosing the money over her. She’s 66. C’mon, Ma.

Can you imagine still losing a woman after you traded $90 million for her? I’d be sick.

I mean…….the money is literally right there. 😩

Still. 😂😂

Freezing rain and ice, which are more likely in warmer states, are far mire dangerous than snow.

Why do northerners and mid-westeners get so upset when mid atlantic and southern states “shutdown” because of snow and ice? No, we are in fact NOT used to 8 month winters, just enjoy your time home.

It’s not low enough.

Insane than anyone would have ever put me in charge of making people. 😭

Stephen A. Smith is “the face” of ESPN. It’s a very unserious company.

John Fetterman is married to a formerly undocumented immigrant. If you ever want to know who white men really hate, look at who they marry.

The LAST thing I’m going to do is forget how so many people showed their asses and true colors for the sake of Trump. Once he’s gone, his stench should live on them forever.

Yeah, I’m not reading all that. Congratulations or I’m sorry for your loss or whatever.

ICE was created under George W. Bush’s administration and that mf’er is dead silent, yet white liberals are are still demanding the Obamas “do something” to save America from racist white people.

Because of who their dad is, I give my kids a lot grace for being wiseasses, but they know I’ll never tolerate disrespect. And they know (or have learned) the difference.

Me times 3.