The Clippers are the same team that allegedly paid Kawhi Leonard 28 million for an imaginary job trying to dodge the salary cap, sooooo When whatever this is shakes out, it’s gonna be a hot azz mess.

MY NEW BOOK IS OUT TODAY!!! THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR IS THE GOOD MORNING AMERICA BOOK CLUB PICK FOR DECEMBER. GET YOUR COPY TODAY!!!! Link to buy - a.co/d/3eGX0vn

Every Monday I gotta reach down in my soul to get my mind right. Some of Derry’s residents PMO to the highest levels of ‘pisstivity’.

Lovecroft Country walked so #WelcomeToDerry could strut. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Annie has had a day. 🫶🏾 Congratulations to Wunmi Mosaku for winning Outstanding Supporting Performance at the Gotham Film Awards for ‘SINNERS’

Happy December, y'all!! Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!! Take it away, DMX!!

Teddy P pleaded while his boys sang harmony for 7 min 8 secs BEFORE asking about his son. SIR, 😳 Now, I don’t have kids so I’m no expert, but I feel like if you want your family back you should probably ask about your child before you’re 7 min in. IJS open.spotify.com/track/5y0yvF...

That cancelled show you’ll never stop thinking about. ⬇️ I need a spinoff with their son’s story.

Not the soft stiff wedding, I mean launch for 28. 😂😂

I am troubled by this administration’s rejection of science & public health. I agree with the 5 recommendations here: Vaccine Education Center; American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists; Cleveland Clinic’s Health Library; HealthyChildren.org; and The Tracking Report.

I knew when my Bears won yesterday my Wolverines were fighting an uphill battle. 😭😤😤 oh well, ain’t nothing changed, Win, lose, or tie til the day I die #GOBLUE

The season’s 1st official airing of The Grinch is on Thursday Dec 4 at 8. Frosty comes on right after at 8:30. Rudolph airs at 8pm on Friday Dec 5. @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social @lpizzle.bsky.social

Speaking of... this still cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

someone say, 🗣️ In my mind…. A very Stylish Christmas (pt. 1) loading. Donny & Lalah are next in the queue. #Nowplaying #inmymind youtu.be/wnJXeOnuMCE

Dang I was 🙏🏾for a tie. I wanted them both to lose

My uncle swore Barry White stole: “sho you right” from him. As soon as he got off in that purple bag, (IYKYK) he’d light a kool, lean back & tell ‘the story’. At some pt he’d get mad and go shhiiii… dat ____ owes me for Sho you right, & for taking Glo. My dad & other uncle. Here we go😂😂

These people told my niece not to ask who made this or that as she fixes her plate. 🙃🤣🙃 She said, “ok.” She’s in the kitchen humming to herself discreetly marking the dishes she deems safe to eat.

I don't tell people I'm home. I’m in and out like fog. aaaaand when I say I'll call when I get in town, I'm lying. I'm not calling, & I'm not leaving this house until I get ready to leave the city. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Thinking of all of you who are missing loved ones on this holiday, I know how hard it is, I’m with you. Think of all the precious memories & love you shared. 🙏🏽❤️ #Thanksgiving

Have a very Stylish Thanksgiving. Enjoy the games

I know fans don’t like Chelsie. But I must admit that it’s nice to see a loving Black father and adult daughter team. Because we don’t often get to see that kind of relationship on reality TV. And as someone who has a close relationship with her own Black father, it’s nice to be represented. #tar38

Awww, I’m so proud of them. They ran an excellent race. Plus 3 of my final four teams are still racing, so I’ll take it. #TAR38

🙌🏾 Right! Not on her damn song! 😂That's when I had biggest crush on K-Ci & I thght Mary was the coolest! Her voice during this era (bf the drugs changed it) was special. We all know drugs took his. But this time & era, they were electric! Every single time after watching this, I say "SHHHHIT!" 😂 🙌🏾

SAMEEEE! 🙌🏾 These adlibs just randomly pop into my head sometimes. By 4:22 I start getting real bold, bc it's church: 🎶 'Cause this time. Could. Mean. Good. GOOOOOOODBYYYYYYYYEEEEE

K-Ci started it. MJB was like oh, you think you gonna Mary Mary me. I’ll make you remember what you’ve tried to forget

Calla Lillies, tulips, hydrangeas

The little con artist came in the house talmbout, “heeeeey little auntie, surprise!!!” (She’s 5’10 ish, I am not) 😩

My niece pulled a surprise pop up. 🙌🏾 Guess who is getting dressed to go to the store to get the stuff to make her favorite cheesecake???? “Auntie, will you make a personal one for me take home too.” Rolls eyes at her knowing damn well I’m gonna make her a 6 inch cheesecake to take home.

Me: I’m not going back to the store, or making pie crust, there’s plenty of food. We don’t need pie.

I hoot & holler about the labor of cooking, but I deadass don’t want nobody in my kitchen. I don’t want no help and I don’t want you in the way. go to the store and bring exactly what I need but you absolutely CANNOT help me cook.

"If we were going to lose the Grammy, at least we lost to Prince." -Jim McMahon 🤣💜 #TheShuffle All the nominees that year.

I'll be watching tonight at 9pm.

Not a millennial… but that dramatic pause gives everything a little razzle dazzle. You’re welcome. ☺️

Shortly before this performance in 2004, Rolling Stone published a list of the greatest guitarists of all time. Prince wasn’t on it. After this performance, subsequent lists published have included him. #GuitarGod 🎸 #Prince #Prince4Ever 💜🎶🕊️☔️

It feels like Wednesday night, & I can’t sleep. I always have trouble sleeping on Wednesday & Thursday. 🤷🏾‍♀️

IYKYK 🤣🤣 #BlackADHDsky

Mac & cheese, German chocolate cake, pecan pie. As an added bonus, I’m handing out butt whippings at the cards table just bc I can

YALL 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 youtu.be/85royJrJdCE?...

The real question is how many of you are cleaning the house before you cook because that’s the first step is holiday meal preparation. #CleaningVibes

Cuzos, It's a holiday week. Remember da rulez.

Here's all the actual footage Bruce Lee shot for "Game Of Death" before he died. He actually entered the pagoda as part of a team for the film's climax. Find that original script, it's floating around and it's brilliant. Clocks in at just under 40 minutes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJFq...:

I should wait until everyone’s asleep to answer, but watermelon can go & stay gone.

Swedish Fish

having a clean home, a warm bed & a sense of security is truly the biggest blessing. that is enough to be content especially in the world we live in today. we are rich is ways we don't realize

🤣🤣🤣 the ONLY person, that’s moving in on me on the slick tip is my niece. The way I don’t like peopling, I’m gonna hit you w/ soooo what you bout to do?

And check out my 40th anniversary retrospective on their debut as well. Prince might have been playing all the instruments on the record, but those dudes became musical monsters on stage... in the BEST way. www.albumism.com/features/the...

I’m so happy TNT has Heat Miser this year. I was getting tired of cussing AMC out.