Somebody wake the president. It’s time to go home.

I didn’t even know there were challenges in the NBA.

I don’t understand the rules of this game.

It was a fun time in Milwaukee, even if the PA system is bone-rattlingly loud.

I know most of you don’t live here. It’s almost impossible to put into words how absolutely bonkers this is. It went into effect 5 minutes ago, and most New Yorkers are only just now learning about it.

www.mlb.com/news/kevin-m... Baseball needs more of this. So adorable. 🩷🩷

Stop trying to make Beau Briske happen.

This game should not be this close. 8 runs including 5 home runs and yet the Tigers find themselves in a slug fest. AJ needs to stop getting cute with his bullpen and get the win. Hanifee and Sommers are not mlb pitchers.

I was there. It was AMAZING!!!

The Republicans party is a party of awful, morally repugnant people. If you vote for them, you are an awful, morally repugnant person. If someone in your life votes for them, they are an awful and morally repugnant person. There is no nuance. There is no middle ground.

Congratulations on having your number retired by the Chicago White Sox! Here is your honorary bollard.

I haven’t been to Chicago for so long, I had forgotten how much I loved it. It remains a gorgeous, vibrant city. I am so happy to return. Thank you, @mollyknight.bsky.social for making it happen!

This says entirely too much about me.

The Mets are a bad baseball team. The Tigers are far worse. Both should be relegated.

And here I thought it was only the strike zone that was bad tonight.

I appreciate whoever is doing this Spanish language Mets Broadcast calling him Dillon Dinglers.

Somehow this game is still tied. (Mostly thanks to a fantastic play by McGonigle.)

I think I could manage a walk against Jack Flaherty. Everybody else does.

Tigers, find a new closer.

“Perfect” is doing a lot of work here.

Some great insight into our current media environment by a man who knows it well.

The Tigers are a bad baseball team.

We have reached the point where Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene are voices of reason.

For as good as the Tigers can look at times, they are also capable of being the worst team in baseball. This is where they find themselves tonight. For all the talk of changing their approach at the plate, they continue to strike out at an alarming pace.

As a successful, straight, white, man, I have the luxury of ignoring “politics.”

This kid is pretty good.

I love that Bluesky continues to be THE baseball app.

Why do the networks insist on putting this jackal on tv? Whatever they think they are going to accomplish, however they think they are going to hold power to account, it will not work. These people do not care.

Celebrity dinner party. You can invite two people.

A ruling class of sociopaths

I’m on the other side of the country, but this is some creative fundraising!

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Apparently A Clockwork Orange was more prescient than we thought.

I feel like the Seahawks would be up three touchdowns with a different quarterback.

I gotta admit…I’m rooting for another field goal.

These Super Bowl commercials are bringing us one step closer this

I’m sad that my dvr has caught up and I can’t fast forward past football any longer. (I used to like football. I just don’t care about these teams.)

What. A. Baby.

Just sifting through my mini-Criterion closet. Both of these films have been profoundly influential.

In another Simpsons predicted it: this episode is the 2024 election and all that followed.

President Abe Simpson

There are times when I am glad I have little to no access to the news for most of the day. This. Fucking. Country.

I know I have said this before, but I really can’t wait to vote against this man.

Why is Mr. Beast a thing? Who does he appeal to? Why am I forced to know who he is?

Could be a lot worse.

What a dreadful finale. At least this ends my hate watching of It: Welcome to Derry. My total summation of the endeavor: A terrible idea poorly executed.

Blair Witch at an art house in Detroit opening weekend. The house was buzzing. I hated the movie. Still do. It infuriates me. On the positive side: Pulp Fiction at my college theater; first screening. Also a buzzing crowd, but that one delivered. Saw it again 2 days later.

Even in a show about an immortal clown who murders children with the frequency of a cicada, each week, It: Welcome to Derry finds new ways in which to be completely absurd.

I can’t say I watched Jeff Kent play often but when I did, I never thought “there’s a future hall of famer.”

I love baseball so much despite it being the worst run professional sport. This is an infuriating step backwards.