When did you hoes go to medical school?

this whole era is just a series of rejected sketches from Benny Hill

Time for my weekly Ed Baldwin hate session. #ForAllMankind

House Republicans refuse to vote on a Senate-approved deal to fund DHS, extending the partial shutdown that has wreaked havoc on air travel

"On the German side" is insanity

I must not speak, but if I were to speak, what I would say is obvious.

I've been to the Dance Hall clubs. Women of Jamaican descent are undefeated!

Trying REAL HARD to be respectful...

Make “spurred” “confirmed”

I wish this was more funny but the complete lack of accountability extends in so many ways diresctions

That man can't focus on anything because them shoes don't fit.

LISSEN!!!!!!! GET THEM 'PUTERS BACK UP!!!!!!!

Iran-linked hackers have released a cache of Kash Patel's emails

alt text: cover of CHM Magazine, #70 featuring an island of ruins in dark waters. Above the central archway of the ruins billowing black smoke can be seen. Six tentacles emerge from the smoke, reaching for the sky against a dark orange sun. Grey clouds overwhelm what is left of some dark skies.

Oh heeey...I spaced and totally missed the cover reveal of next month's Cosmic Horror Monthly Magazine (@chmmagazine.bsky.social)!!! Next month as in THIS April 😈 Keep your peepers peeled for this issue, which includes my new flash fic "Behold the Beholder" 👀👀👀

Just rescind Executive Order 9981 & get it over with.... that's where all of this is headed...

Every year we have to do security training that very specifically says don't do forward shit to your personal email.

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

a good thread but I want to add: literally all of every sport favors people with genetic advantages but no one complains when cis men have them Michael Phelps’ muscles produce HALF the lactic acid as an average cis man, meaning he can go twice as long before tiring is that unfair? nobody cared

This might be the only time in my life where I can't say "Needs more bacon."

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Right before the war they purged a unit that was dedicated to fighting cyber attacks from Iran. Real super geniuses running the country now.

I still can't get over how this little gremlin of a man needs a high chair to run THE FBI!

Yall…

NEW: Last night, Senate Republicans caved to Democrats, passing a bill to end the Republican TSA shutdown WITHOUT funding for ICE. We have been clear: No blank check for ICE. This bill now heads to the House.

Rep. Underwood broke it down so everyone could understand it.

Please remember this - all of [gestures wildly] this - is being done in our name

I think they're just mad that any subset of white voters are not Republicans, and because they lose the arguments about why that is, they have to keep sustaining the fears about what it means

So it just occurred to me that All Is Full of Love hadn't appeared on a film or TV soundtrack until fairly recently and now I'm mad about the 90s, Gen-X erasure and the monoculture all over again.

If you are a fan of the DJ sets I post from YouTube on here, try this exercise if you have the time: Shazam 25% of the songs played. Go to your favorite search engine, Traxsource, or Beatport, search the song, and note the artist and the record label that produced it. It will be educational.

To be clear, to think of science as ‘simply description’ is naive at the least, and dangerous at worst. It’s not some universal and eternal system, immune to bias or subjectivity, existing independent of the people and systems that produce science

lol this debate keeps rousing and some of the worst and zombie ideas and beliefs about science around, which I expect, but it’s the confidence of the finger wagging that I find so intriguing

He does not think other human beings are real bsky.app/profile/mich...

Iran-linked hackers breach FBI director's personal email, publish excerpts online www.reuters.com/world/us/ira...

HONEY DIJON! #HouseMusic

Hang it in the Louvre. Or the home, office or classroom. artologica.etsy.com

Kevin Williamson doesn't plan on directing another Scream, but he does want to create a new franchise... He tells The Ankler, “What I’d love to do before I die is to create another horror franchise, but that all starts with just one movie. You have to make one great movie and see what happens.”

Kelli Hand! IYKYK! #HouseMusic

REAL.

I think there are interesting ways to use AI in a newsroom (data analysis, deep dives into primary sources), but ingesting and rewriting press releases is not journalism. It's something, but it's not journalism. www.wsj.com/business/med...

“Harry Potter stopped belonging to JK Rowling long ago…” Is she cashing them royalty cheques, or nah?

MONSTER FUCKING TUNE!!!!

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is that AI stuff still around

Oh yes! Put Elvin in the stressbox!

I don't see the world I want as one that doesn't already exist, I see us needing to get whiteness & capitalism out of the way to allow nonwhite & noncapitalist ways that are ancient & have only been built on & theorized through time to rule.