I’m amazing, you should hire me for your booklet essays and soundtrack liner notes. For proof, see below

There should be a Mr Bean sketch that is like that movie Men where Mr Bean gives birth to another Mr Bean as Jessie Buckley screams

A music festival of all my favorite living artists

However much Tracy Fahey you are reading is not enough. Tracy rocks, and so does this book!

You couldn't make The Office today. It's already 10pm on the east coast

That's enough about him and ufc, bluesky. Let's change the subject to something more fun. Like how freaking hot and gorgeous all of you are. It's crazy, you've never seen an unattractive one on here. You are just living, breathing works of art. Damn.

A kind soul hooked me up with a copy of Scratch Moss by David Barnett. Blowing through it on a lazy Sunday.

UK parents - is your child using Bluesky after 8:30? LOL - Let’s Overanalyse Laughs WTF - Where Twitter Followers? IDGAF - I Daily Glimpse Alf Filth JFC - Jay, Former CEO BTW - Blocked, Takes Weak LMAO - Like My ATProto Opinion STFU - Share Trump Funnies Unceasingly

Looks like I've got some work to do (only seen 13 of these)

Responding in a conversation said with an apparent non-sequitur that nonetheless made perfect sense / had an obvious connection in the responding person's head.

Funny Farm

hider / seeker

Happy New Glasses Day to all who celebrate. Where are my fellow progressive girlies (gender-neutral)?

This was all right (a meandering, though brief, neo-gothic that wants to shock but lacks the courage of its convictions). Not Greenhall's best work by a mile. Everyone go read Hell Hound.

Sorry to have to do this but I’m flat broke and still waiting on invoices, so any help would be severely welcome and make me very grateful

Goddammit alternator died

It's finally Friday, thank fuck

Join us!

See, a proper book, (little book, but a proper one) with an ISBN number and everything. Cover reveal and ordering details coming soon-ish. And yes, there is an-anti piracy, anti LLM curse embedded in the text. It is Hookland – you'd expect nothing less.

Oh boy, I can feel a response essay coming on. Not that I disagree with any of the points made here, but I have some expanded thoughts on Folk Horror as Genre.

"Before the internet we had to work harder to find cool stuff" is going to be my "we drank from the hose" I guess

This is Nick at Nite erasure

Two more copies of our, A Year in Willerby sent today. 12 stories from a haunted village. Locally printed. Limited edition run of 100 copies only sent with a handwritten letter. We don't plan on reprinting this so this is last chance to have a copy of our first book. www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...

Seen in the wild (The Beacon)! @crossroadsfolk.bsky.social @theharvestmaid.bsky.social

I'm actively looking for more under-supported queer artists who need help with social media management and advice. I've been getting really frustrated at the status quo lately and I want people who will match the energy that I've been putting out. Which is, quite frankly, a lot.

This is beautiful.

Smoking clove cigarettes and writing poetry?

Just saw a local news story about two women who, in the span of a week, were raped *in their homes* (at least one by a man who followed her from a restaurant) and now I feel like I can't leave my house to go anywhere alone ever. Men ruin everything.

I was honored to paint the slipcover for one of my favourite underrated horror gems!

The anthem singer is such a pro.

It's a rainy evening and I'm not feeling well, so it's sofa and books time. Just finished this one 👍 About to pick my next read

Feelin like doodoo today

Listen to Ben!!

In retrospect, a blessing in disguise when your mom got laid off last month.

Learning about Blood Tribe for the first time because they were in town yesterday. Fuck Nazis.

This thread puts the finger on why I've always balked at defining masculinity or femininity. You just end up describing qualities that are human, regardless of gender. Putting boundaries on them is absurd.

Yet students and their families are paying more than ever before.

Reminding all folks in Athens, GA, that you can still buy a copy of the first issue of Crossroads at Bizarro-Wuxtry!

Instead of wasting time with bad horror essays by writers who don't know or care about the genre, consider picking up some good horror essays by writers who do know and care about the genre.

I should mention that I had so much fun writing about Kelson and Iron Maiden that I went back and also wrote about Kelson and Duran Duran.

Forgive me, Father, for I have discoursed...

this is an extremely stupid article that’s not worth engaging with in any way, but also, ahem bookshop.org/a/293/978168...

your mom is elevated horror

Everyone is rightfully dragging the author, but the existence of an article like this speaks to a larger, more persistent problem: writers who don't like horror writing about horror. Look at this shit:

It got worse. Maybe tomorrow I'll be less negative about everything.

Rewatching Repo! The Genetic Opera. I still don't really get the appeal, but I can see the potential.

IT'S FRIDAY

I was all set to have a busy day but two meetings were called off and the front desk worker went home, all due to illness. Am I next? 🫪