Loved going OFF about one of my absolute faves here!

Happy Birthday @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social!

Super fun episode about my favorite Tim Burton movie (that doesn't involve Batman) dropping tomorrow!

Part of the interior of Taversoe Tuick Chambered Cairn on Rousay - one of the Orkney islands. The cairn dates to the Neolithic, and is a wonderful example of a two-storey cairn with chambers on top of each other. 📸 My own. #TombTuesday #Rousay #Prehistory #Archaeology #Orkney

anyway. gonna continue crashing out for a lil' bit. www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...

Buzz Aldrin will not die while any moon landing denier yet lives. He will endure, subsisting on a diet of nothing but spite, jingoism, and bags of fine, American-made roofing nails.

FOR ALL MANKIND Plot Explained

Station ID CTV - Mountain short : 3s

There's a Steven Wright joke where he just goes "I got a new phone, it's verrrrry advanced - you don't even need it." I think about that whenever I see an ad for some kind of AI assistant.

I swear the social skill that's deteriorated most rapidly in the last decade or so is recognizing which thoughts are Inside Thoughts and which thoughts are Out-Loud Thoughts.

The mail has delivered new @claymcleod.bsky.social to my door!

nevele lobby, ellenville, new york, 1977

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The Greatest Lie The Devil Ever Told is "THE EXORCIST is Overrated."

Back on FOR ALL MANKIND, starting Season 2 and shit is nuts. It's 1983. John Lennon survived his assassination attempt but John Paul II did not! Also there are electric cars. I do not yet know if these facts are related.

Huge news for Dan Flashes.

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

Matthew is amazing people and your physical media booklets would be far better with him as a contribution!

Sharing this one more time until the next time I remember to share something like this. I would love to write you a booklet essay! I'm nice and I have references!

*Hieronymus Bosch eating ergot-laced bread, bopping his head while painting in 1496* "he was a sk8er boi"

This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.

I'm "Can't Say The Word 'Dragon' Without Picturing Strong Mad Writing 'DAGRON'" Years Old.

RIP Dusty Hill you woulda loved this thing.

Love when this account drops something that looks vaguely like someone just dropped a camcorder straight into a hellmouth.

Classic Creatures: Return Of The Jedi (1983 Special W.O.C.) : 2180s

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

PSA: Tonight's HOUSE OF THE DRAGON builds to one of my favorite horror-coded moments in the whole show.

I have never hit post on the Curly Bill gif harder than I did just now.

Ah, the true unifiers of the entire globe have arrived at the World Cup. All Hail Electric Mayhem.

I want to go to there.

Surgery on Tuesday. I had to miss so many things this weekend (like @deadmeatjames.bsky.social horror awards & @horrorgirlprobs.bsky.social’ birthday 😭) because I have to take it easy in preparation, but I am still just beside myself with gratitude. I literally could not do this without y’all.

The Madness of Fear https://www.wikiart.org/en/francisco-goya/the-madness-of-fear

Flexible, 1984 https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5281

Satan Calling Up his Legions https://www.wikiart.org/en/william-blake/satan-calling-up-his-legions-1804

This thread making the rounds is how I found out that A) Emily Wilson is on BlueSky and B) Emily Wilson *follows me on BlueSky*. I'm enormously flattered but I feel like I should maybe go delete some really dumb jokes now.

*Hieronymus Bosch eating ergot-laced bread, bopping his head while painting in 1496* "he was a sk8er boi"

So many options but I'm gonna pick the one most likely to make y'all go "Oh fucking of course Matthew."

Hey if you're looking at the photos of Andrew Tate and you're thinking about posting a "joke" about how he's "gay" or "trans," fucking don't you asshole. It's queerphobic horseshit for one but also "He looks like he got arrested for impersonating Pitbull in Miami without a permit" is RIGHT THERE.

Hey y’all - it’s ALIENS Day & here’s my second article that celebrates Cameron’s landmark sequel. from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/40-yealiens-... Open to free & paid subscribers- shares deeply appreciated! Thank you so much! 🖤

lost my shit when he said this

Whole thread is gold but this is the best one because it looks like Jeff Gordon's parents told him he couldn't go race cars with his friends until he finished reading the book on Scuba Diving that he made them buy.

one of my favorite Greek history nerd things is pointing out to guys like this that Sparta actually sucked and wasn’t even all that good at war

Obsession is now streaming so you can watch it and then read this essay I wrote for @popheist.com.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

How y'all like my boy Agamemnon, the Darth Vader of Mycenaean Greece?