We've reached one of my favorite parts of Thanksgiving weekend: The night I eat my turkey's heart to absorb its strength.

MATERIALISTS is basically Celine Song's CARNAL KNOWLEDGE and I kinda love it. Also another entry in one of my favorite genres: "Marin Ireland Is In This For Five Minutes and Steals The Whole Movie."

Love that Lacey Chabert has made such an impact in the cable Christmas movie market that Hallmark just made her into an ornament. Not a character she plays. Just Party of Five's Lacy Chabert, a big city girl looking for love in a small town.

I am so so sorry to anyone who had to eat that stringy ass turkey. It doesn't have to be that way. What even happened there? She leave her knife in someone's back?

Eating Thanksgiving leftovers and marathoning BOB'S BURGERS Christmas episodes.

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI

if you say “sportsball” these are your ideological comrades btw

It's not Christmas until one of Bing Crosby's kids almost kills his mother with a golf cart and then nearly drives it off the stage at the Hollywood Palace. #Heistmas youtu.be/0b8W-5wai5k?...

Just submitted my work for Bram Stoker consideration for the first time. www.dreadcentral.com/editorials/5...

I’m dumbstruck by news of the death of Tom Stoppard—maybe because he hoarded all the words and knew how to use them better than just about anyone. I hope we savor his spectacular wit and erudition and argue about the politics of his plays forever. He was monumental, and also a kind and curious man.

I'm sorry but that last stat is hilarious. "We took more steps than the other guys and still accomplished less!" PAC-12-ass stat.

Watching LOOT Season 3. Ron Funches just described himself as "Whimsical to a fault" and wow I didn't need to be attacked like that.

If we have undefeated teams at the end of a college football season we didn't do it right. Everyone needs to get their shit wrecked at least once a year to learn what they're really made of.

I have written roughly 35,000 words about HALLOWEEN in the last 31 days. I think it might make a nice book. Seriously. Any horror/film studies publishers interested in this?

This one of many reasons why critics are still important. It’s our job to seek out art that’s outside the algorithm, because most people don’t even know what their options are anymore.

Dude caught the ball, held on to the ball, crossed the goal line with the ball, and the broadcast team is *still* trying to argue it was a fumble and a touchback because he "didn't have control" or something. They came back from commercial still talking about it! If that's not a catch, what is?!

Had pie right before bed, went to sleep, woke up, had pie for breakfast.

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Damn. 1963 and she could still absolutely wallop you with "Over The Rainbow." They used to say "When George Jones sang a song, it stayed sung," and that's what this is. Cover it all you want, Judy planted that thing *deep*.

In THE JUDY GARLAND CHRISTMAS SHOW she's got a crystal chandelier made up to look like a Christmas tree on top of her piano. Iconic. #Heistmas

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band CHVRCHES John Cameron Mitchell The Black Crowes Castle Rat

Watching LOOT Season 3. Ron Funches just described himself as "Whimsical to a fault" and wow I didn't need to be attacked like that.

I'm sorry but that last stat is hilarious. "We took more steps than the other guys and still accomplished less!" PAC-12-ass stat.

That's My Doctor.

Dang, I gotta up my game.

The Texas stumping is really breezing over the main part imo, the "their third loss was by 25" part

If we have undefeated teams at the end of a college football season we didn't do it right. Everyone needs to get their shit wrecked at least once a year to learn what they're really made of.

The thirst ESPN still has for making GOAT Arch Manning happen... Y'all he is 21 years old and against the odds he had a good night, just let him live for a second.

OK @profanity.accountant hit me.

If you see this, post a comics cover you love. It's literally my phone wallpaper.

Recovering alcoholic here. If someone says they don't want a drink, "Are you sure?" is ALWAYS the wrong response. Because some of us aren't sure. Some of us never will be. And bad things might happen. Gotten comfortable with a lot of drinking culture around me in sobriety but not that.

ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD meets THE SIXTH SENSE oh my God. tm tm tm no one steal this.

Arch Manning can see ghosts. It's the only clear explanation for some of these throwaways.

Sometimes when I go out to the fridge in my garage I forget that people outside can hear me through the garage door. Anyway if anyone in the neighborhood just heard me belting Foreigner's "Cold As Ice," you're welcome.

You have to go up stairs to get to the Longhorns locker room at DKR? Man, that's just takin energy out of your guys that's better used on the field, ain't it?

if the quarterback is very clearly being wrapped up and they throw the ball away it needs to be an automatic intentional grounding. we have to do something about this woke nonsense

Gotten some weird pushback on this simple ask (I said please!) and look, I'm not your Dad. I'm not gonna come to your house and yell at you if you don't do this. It's just, y'know, a nice reminder! If something made enough of an impression on you to screenshot, you can also link! That's it!

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How dare you do this to my lifelong friend, Red Baron.

At this rate they're gonna start pulling fans out of the stands to play the Texas/Texas A&M game.

For @dreadcentral.bsky.social, I reviewed the first volume of STRANGER THINGS 5, a messy but invigorating return that sees the show battling the weight of its own legacy through clunky dialogue, weird pacing, and yes, that old Hawkins magic.

Gonna write my own STRANGER THINGS but instead of D&D the kids are gonna be obsessed with SHADOWRUN.

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My son every evening now

People complaining about current TV and Film: “Everything is the same. It’s all soulless, recycled, corporate-controlled. computer generated garbage.” People given access to a soulless corporate-owned computer-generated idea recycler: “Creativity is democratized! Now I can make movies!”

Hey if you like something a journalist did PLEASE link to the work and don't just screenshot. I know the image catches the eye but we would really like people to read our work where we publish it so we can, y'know, eat.

the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment

Got up early to play with my kid and now I'm gonna take a nap, wake me up if Haynes King does something amazing.