Tesla is trapped.

Musk's pay package is the entire (incredibly overvalued) market cap of Tesla.

The biggest soggy emotional rage filled gossipy bitch is the President of the United States

Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

"Subway guy...not guilty of assault...[Joker voice] wait'll they get a load of me"

RFK Jr when anyone needs medical attention

OK this is a different Gordon Findlay but holy shit

the speed at which RFK books it out of there is incredible

Women in the workplace?

[looking up things about Golden Earring now, fixated] their final album was "Tits 'N Ass". and an EP 3 years later titled "The Hague". alright

Pelosi retiring? Gee, did something happen that suddenly made her feel 2000 years old? Sorry about the unrelated photo

More like CIMSUCK

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

She should have passed the bar lol

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Sucks that we have a president who is a piece of shit in his own right but it’s some how worse that he’s basically incapacitated and being tricked into decisions by way of poorly made AI videos produced by his scheming viziers

Somebody got mad at me on Twitter for suggesting that bikes should obey traffic laws

Why are you all talking about that dumb show

Tonight's movie. I'm a little late to #Noirvember but I'm going to start by revisiting the best.

lmfao this might be the worst idea ive ever heard

in this golden alternate reality, Jimmy Dore was turned into a Big Mac

Rudy Giuliani today

'JD interrupts me' gives insight into the goings on behind the scenes and I so fucking wish someday we get this version of the Nixon Haldeman tapes

The Sopranos S2E6

I hadn't seen this so I did my own

"Move out": temporarily relocate to their Florida condo then quietly move back in 2 months

It's a lot easier to dismiss or rationalize it away when it's in a language you don't know. But when the Woke Pope™ tells you you're wrong in English, with no subtitles required, that must be much, much harder for right-wing Americans to take.

I'm impressed there's somebody from Adams' team that isn't under indictment

More like Mariah Carry water for the Zionist colonialist regime

Wow. In another huge upset, Mesmero, the Master of Mentalism, has been elected mayor of Chicago. Political pundits are shocked - he’s a first-time candidate who barely spent anything on advertising, and there wasn’t even an election scheduled for today

Tempted to change my display name but I don’t wish to be labeled as ‘rude’

Is anyone else unable to exit out of videos, it’s really annoying

Mamdani aside, it’s results across the Hudson River in New Jersey that show MAGA is in deep shit. In counties like Passaic looking like Hispanic support has completely collapsed & reversed only a year later. Dem Mikie Sherrill won governor far better than expected. www.latintimes.com/latinos-sour...

This may be the funniest election in 100 years www.npr.org/2025/08/29/n...

incredible reaction to zohran winning

Got to hand it to Lander, sort of turned into a John Woo movie

one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked

Uhhh congrats NYC you just made a guy who called his father’s cousin his aunt the mayor. Good luck explaining that to your children!!!

my bunker in tel aviv has been breached and we can smell the mustard gas starting to waft in. my 7 children's dying wishes are that you not rank zoran mamadani

Prime Minister Netanyahu, I am Bana Yeshiva 8 years old. Please send ballistic missiles to liberate me from Mayor Mamdani. He is making my daddy get health insurance