Just found out that the Westminster mall is closing. Worked the UA (later Edwards) theater in the parking lot *many* years ago. We all changed our name tags to characters from Karate Kid 2 for a week

I saw the last one at the Lodge and it was a blast. Get some tacos at Home State before the show

My wife comes up with the designs (Ghibli in this case) and the lady who does them hand paints them

Everyone breathlessly posting this a few days ago gets the Fell For It Again award

I think it would be like on The Office when Dwight delivers verbatim Mussolini speeches (complete with gestures) to resounding applause at a sales conference.

Hegseth just learned that Kirk means “church”, imagine how hard that hits when you’re a dumbass

When our baby was sick with flu/asthma screaming in pain & puking from inflammation in his lungs, Children’s Tylenol was the only thing that visibly made him feel better. It’s state child abuse to sow needless doubt in scared new parents that might cause them to withhold that relief from their kids

This was especially obvious in the early years when so much of their marketing revolved around spamming online with memes with some weirdo no one had ever heard of owning the libs. He was a brand built through the sheer brute force of billionaire-funded marketing budgets.

i see we've gone from "socially liberal, economically conservative" [dumb and it was barely socially liberal in the first place] to "well that's not working, so how about if the democratic party is socially conservative too" can't touch the other lever

Ok, so the Doctor Demento ‘Fish Heads’ video was performed by Billy Mumy from The Twilight Zone and was directed by Bill Paxton. The craziest part is those two were only a year apart in age. This is Paxton in the video

Here’s how to fix it: stop being a baby

Was looking forward to watching Panic Room (Home Alone for Lesbians) again then I remembered Jared Leto is in it

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

Meanwhile their actual capex exceeds every other lab except OpenAI, which implies a staggering amount of cash burn even by AI lab standards. The only way to square that circle is to get public markets financing, so surely a IPO or Tesla merger will happen very soon.

The idea of running anti-abortion Democrats is sickening to me. That means killing women! That is what that means!

They’re calling it the most over-played hand of all time

her name couldn’t really be WILL OBEY

Worth noting that the highest profile and most successful Democratic elected official currently in those states is Laura Kelly, the Governor of Kansas, who seems to not believe in Ezra Klein’s theory of politics!

Ryan Walters is somehow both the vice principal and maitre’d from Ferris Bueller

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

mark zuckerberg you dumb bitch you look like someone brought a dollar store Beaker puppet to life and gave it a PacSun gift card

I think the many people disabled and blinded by ‘less lethal’ munitions and imprisoned and tried for conspiracy charges might want to debate Will on this one

Democrats get your thumb out of your ass

Well, shit.

Assholes! You have unleashed 10 million Tim Onions to wreak vengeance upon thee!

She's right, and there is zero upside to Dems who voted for it. They won't get kudos from GOP voters, they won't suddenly get cooperation from GOP reps, they'll just demoralize their base even more—an unforced error the GOP rarely makes, hence constantly winning in our polarized electorate.

kids, are you getting your daily allowance of lead

Horst Wessel this, Horst Wessel that. Folks, Horst Wessel •lied•. They did a song about it. Don’t trust that guy as far as I can throw him!!

My take: if Harris and Walz had ignored Biden’s idiot advisers (who wanted her to lose), broke even moderately away on Gaza, and stuck with the ‘weird’ attacks on Trump and Republicans she had a shot. But she was not a good candidate and there was no time for a primary.

My head starts spinning a little when I think about how many episodes were in each season of Lost

It’s certainly at a nadir, but Congress has been abdicating responsibility as the executive and SCOTUS have been accruing power for more than 100 years

consider that in 2003 69% of those polled still believed Saddam was personally involved in 9/11. When they got the (false) word out there early and often about this shooting they knew exactly what they were doing

well uhh you've got a very nice show here, guv. Be a shame if somefin happened to it

Scotty Burberry got this email, had a heart attack, and he has now died.

furiously pinballing between AI, robots, and self driving cars as his actual company collapses

[guy with the big plasma gun from Aliens voice] LET'S ROCK!!!!!!!

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I have, this day, petitioned the FCC to remove @andylevy.net from Bluesky. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

in 3 emojis or less, tell us how you're feeling about getting hit by a van

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Paycheck to paycheck country where the only extra money people see in a year is the tax refund