lol the couch company emailed me to say we owe them $125 because WE missed the delivery. bitch you better be joking

Trump take

get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

Merry Christmas!

facebook should be destroyed and about a third of this country needs to go live on a farm where they get enrichment treats like those pumpkins they put out for zoo bears on halloween

Real or not, the Hot Wheels stamp is 😙🤌

Congrats to Bari Weiss for turning 60 Minutes into must see TV instead of some old fogey shit I haven’t watched since the 90s

You Wouldn’t Download 60 Minutes

Science has found the cure for the affordability crisis

You get 2-3 consecutive responses on my post before I’m just going to mute you for having a conversation with yourself.

This has to be a bad machine translation, right? Surely this cannot be serious

Forests are now Battlefields

Watching Framed (1947) with Glenn Ford, who is somebody I’ve gained increasing admiration for over the years

This company will now receive monetary bonuses based on how many immigrants it hunts down for ICE theintercept.com/2025/12/19/i...

Everyone in the federal government and the media only has one job and it's frantically running around and trying to hide evidence of the president's many crimes. They are so tired and all they want is for him to at least pause the crimes for a minute but he keeps on doing new ones

Bitch look like Leprechaun Frankenstein

Think the marriage of convenience between the Israeli right and the historically antisemitic global far-right has been bad for Diaspora Jews? Wait until you see the divorce.

In the end, America will not elect a beardo president

minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here

"Posting thirst traps from the Charlie Kirk Neck Incident Memorial Tent" is a plausible banger dril post

SoftBank is genuinely destroying itself trying to afford to pay OpenAI $22.5bn. There isn’t enough money to fund this company! www.reuters.com/business/med...

“Weapons for the hell road” lmao he will have to fight @helldude.bsky.social for the right to go to hell

Prayers up 🙏 for all the people in San Francisco who can’t read my posts right now

Me: they have EVERYTHING Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo Me: you're never gonna believe this

Can your heart stand the shocking facts…ABOUT GRAVE ROBBERS FROM OUTER SPACE

If the hardcore band looks like this you’re gonna get killed in the pit

Great respect for these guys but they do look like the chief researchers at the German Sanitarium for Sex Perverts

That’s no moon, that’s Planet Goatse

My wife did the drawing

Ah, love to watch YouTube on TV as the screen constantly blacks out due to resolution changes on the commercials

when conservarives told me shit like "kids cant consent to healthcare" to argue for banning puberty blockers i didn't think they actually meant all healthcare

my most boomer-coded belief is that cigarettes belong in a bar more than a newborn baby does

okay one more because this is just hilarious idiocy

This is the core project of Trumpism 2.0

The quotes from the Gen Z republicans are a frightening window into the mind of the type of young person who would voluntarily participate in a focus group about politics

Trump is covering up the Epstein Files (because he’s guilty of crimes).

I hate when some of our faves are implicated!!!

What I learned from 2025: mattdpearce.substack.com/p/four-big-t...

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

The Pope’s Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard

Oh dear, Keir Starmer’s shit the floor again. PM’s had a BM

My bio mom is in the hospital right now for a COPD flare up and one of my spicy medical takes is that we have a lot research about how sleep deprivation is horrible for health and recovery but somehow this is totally ignored in clinical situations and waking you up every two hours is fine